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spluh
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"We Come In 30 Minutes Or Its Free" :wink:
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Well.. thats certainly convenient. :D
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Sounds like a cool idea.

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Gandalf wrote:Sounds like a cool idea.

"Condom Delivery Service: We come before you do."
Your sales pitch is better than mine. :lol:
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Bob McDob wrote:spluh
Good god! Are Viagramobiles far behind?
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Ooooooooh I'd like to be an Oscar Meyer Weiner....
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admiral_danielsben wrote:
Bob McDob wrote:spluh
Good god! Are Viagramobiles far behind?

I would have thought the Viagramobile should arrive a minute or two before the comdommobiele :P
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jenat-lai wrote:
admiral_danielsben wrote:
Bob McDob wrote:spluh
Good god! Are Viagramobiles far behind?
I would have thought the Viagramobile should arrive a minute or two before the comdommobiele :P
I would think the Viagramobile would be part of Meals on Wheels. :P
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Well that's convinient! And a easy phonenumber :)

Think i'll give them a call just to check it out.

Now would this idea work in the USA?
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They'd get sued for promoting sex before marriage in the states.
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Zac: If freakin' Wal-mart can get away with selling condoms in plain view, I don't see how they could get sued....but then, fundies have never made any sense at all.
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admiral_danielsben wrote:
Zac Naloen wrote:They'd get sued for promoting sex before marriage in the states.
You really think we're a bunch of Puritans here?

It depends on the state. They'll do that in Tennessee or Utah (which happen to also be two of the only 3 'dry' states). but it'll sell like hotcakes in California or Massachussetts.

Although someone probably will sue. This is the US, litigation capital of the world, where a woman can sue McDonalds for spilling coffee on her dress.
Hey, do you think it's MY fault that God won't let me wear one of those little rubber things, hmm? :twisted:
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I would call the ambulance every night, just to see the looks on the neighbors.
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Wicked Pilot wrote:I would call the ambulance every night, just to see the looks on the neighbors.

:P

(must remember to not drink anything while looking at this thread).
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admiral_danielsben wrote:
Zac Naloen wrote:They'd get sued for promoting sex before marriage in the states.
You really think we're a bunch of Puritans here?

It depends on the state. They'll do that in Tennessee or Utah (which happen to also be two of the only 3 'dry' states). but it'll sell like hotcakes in California or Massachussetts.

Although someone probably will sue. This is the US, litigation capital of the world, where a woman can sue McDonalds for spilling coffee on her dress.
We still have dry states?!?
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Xenophobe3691 wrote:
admiral_danielsben wrote:
Zac Naloen wrote:They'd get sued for promoting sex before marriage in the states.
You really think we're a bunch of Puritans here?

It depends on the state. They'll do that in Tennessee or Utah (which happen to also be two of the only 3 'dry' states). but it'll sell like hotcakes in California or Massachussetts.

Although someone probably will sue. This is the US, litigation capital of the world, where a woman can sue McDonalds for spilling coffee on her dress.
We still have dry states?!?
3 of them. Utah, Tennessee, and one other which i forgot (Maine, maybe?). Of course, in practice nobody'll know if you buy your liquor in Nevada or Arkansas and drive it over. This is the same problem with cigarettes. In high-tax areas like New York, folks earn a quick buck by buying cartons in low-tax North Carolina, drive them north, make a pretty penny, and still sell the cigarrettes cheaper than they do legally. Terrorists supposedly do this to make money to buy the materials for their dastardly deeds. I kid you not.
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I agree with JME2, wicked pilot, that was one of the best and funniest fucking ideas I've seen i a long while. :lol:
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admiral_danielsben wrote:3 of them. Utah, Tennessee, and one other which i forgot (Maine, maybe?). Of course, in practice nobody'll know if you buy your liquor in Nevada or Arkansas and drive it over. This is the same problem with cigarettes. In high-tax areas like New York, folks earn a quick buck by buying cartons in low-tax North Carolina, drive them north, make a pretty penny, and still sell the cigarrettes cheaper than they do legally. Terrorists supposedly do this to make money to buy the materials for their dastardly deeds. I kid you not.
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You WHAT?!?!?!

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InnerBrat wrote:
admiral_danielsben wrote:3 of them. Utah, Tennessee, and one other which i forgot (Maine, maybe?). Of course, in practice nobody'll know if you buy your liquor in Nevada or Arkansas and drive it over. This is the same problem with cigarettes. In high-tax areas like New York, folks earn a quick buck by buying cartons in low-tax North Carolina, drive them north, make a pretty penny, and still sell the cigarrettes cheaper than they do legally. Terrorists supposedly do this to make money to buy the materials for their dastardly deeds. I kid you not.
:shock:
You WHAT?!?!?!
Say Deb, aren't you meant to be going to Utah? :wink:

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Well, I have many condoms, got thousands of them back in the office...
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