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We've all dealt with asshole professors in ES, MS, HS, and college, but who was the worst you've ever had?

For me, it was my chem teacher, and old guy with a heavy German accent. He'd threaten your life for the simplest things.

My high school physics teacher. He yelled at me for interrupting his economics lecture on the day of the final.

Mr Funkhouser. I fat chunk of shit that was a waste of a kidney to save.

He was ignorant, self righteous and hated my guts. He'd pontificate at the drop of a hat and was usually wrong. I'd point it out and he'd just glare at me and try to cover his ass. I made a fool of him so many times. He gave me a D- in response. But all in all it was worth it.

I already mentioned my overweight, overpaid and incapable HS english teacher, who couldn't keep his mouth shut about being old and therefore better then you, who demands you humor every little stupidity of his but acts all snotty when you asks for a legittame aid. MR. "proper english"

fucking shithead was a total hypocrtical bastard and even now just the thought of him brings bile and hate to my mind and lips

Had to be my BCIS 9 teacher, Dr. Silver. BCIS 9 was a one-credit, one day a week, one-hour joke of a computer learning class that he completely failed to teach. He was also rude and condescending to several students, and is a complete moron to boot. Everyone in the computer center dislikes him, especially my boss

Still got an A in the class, but that's because the coursework was so pathetically easy. I mean, we're talking about COPYING AND PASTING FILES and BASIC WORD.

hey IG-88E, should we also give the names of the assholes teachers

some the names of the teachers mentioned are stupid, which seems to fit their worthless personality and atitude

Why? They're assholes unworthy of being remembered.

One nice teacher I had was named Ms. Beress

I don't know about the worst teacher, but we had a pretty excitable social studies teacher. He once spent fifteen minutes describing the Schliffen (sp) plan and then at the end a student asked, "What's it all about?" He turned about three shades of red. The reason why, from what I gathered, he taught social studies was because there are less threatening objects in a typical classroom. Apparently, in his anger, he threw a hammer at a student in shop class. Ah... he was fun to poke with a stick.

XPViking

Two of my friends supposedly have really bad teachers

One, Mr. Braverman, is a math teacher. His answer to every question is 'I'm intentionally being vague'. He never gives any help, never expains problem, makes them write up 4th grade problems and use a whole page explaining how they got the answer, and has been coming on to my friend for at least a week.

The other, Mr. Batt, is a fundie.

Chris Cross (I'm not kidding; that was his name). 1st year electromagnetics. He would stand around ranting about social issues and his myriad personal problems instead of teaching us the course material, and then he would give us brutal exams with subject matter we'd never seen before.

The class average on his final exam was below 40%.

Ah...I remember one terrible teacher now. He was my shop teacher in grade eight. Anyhow, when you would ask him a question he would always reply, "What do you think the answer is?" I could see what he is trying to do but for every damn answer? Anyhow, I asked him once, "How did you become a teacher if you can never give a straight answer?" Needless to say, he became a little angry. Oh well.

XPViking

Me, because I'm basically an absent-minded fruitcake.

My physics teacher, Mr. Lum Weng Yu.

He took 1.5 hours to cover two pages of material, when we asked him questions he'd say "look it up yourself" and basically he completely fucked my knowledge of physics up. I didn't take physics in junior college because of that.

Oh, yes.

Mr. Long, who said that joules were a measurement of force.

2nd year Electronics teacher, who's refered to by all students who've had the misfortune of being in class as "that fucking shit". Rants and raves for most of the class about how the class was not listening to him, and that we weren't respecting him enough. He would go on and on with shit like "are you here to learn or what?" while further insulting the class for no reason, and when some students had enough and walked out he went ballistic. The turd was downright insulting to us, couldn't teach for shit, chewed out the class every day for no reason at all, and expected us to respect him. Fucking shithead was on a power trip every day at our expense.

Darth Wong wrote:Chris Cross (I'm not kidding; that was his name).

Well, you can't really blame that guy. With a name like that, he was probably driven insane by teasing at an early age.

My AP English 12 Teacher in HS....EVERY essay incorporated philosophy and psychology into the essays....was far above my caliber, but regular English was too far below. They didn't have anything in between.

The oboe instructer at the school of music... he was also assistant dean, so you had to go through him to get anywhere. Well, he didn't like me. So, I always got bad marks on my level changes and he was a bastard when it came to my schedule too.

My AP English 12 Teacher in HS....EVERY essay incorporated philosophy and psychology into the essays....was far above my caliber, but regular English was too far below. They didn't have anything in between.

Dude, philosophyand psychology are the easiest things to fake, ever.

Cyril wrote:

My AP English 12 Teacher in HS....EVERY essay incorporated philosophy and psychology into the essays....was far above my caliber, but regular English was too far below. They didn't have anything in between.

Dude, philosophyand psychology are the easiest things to fake, ever.

Ui....not for me. I just have a hard time with it...I dunno why....the essays always had to go so deep...I mean we looked at THE WASTELAND for crying out loud...

Kelly Antilles wrote:The oboe instructer at the school of music... he was also assistant dean, so you had to go through him to get anywhere. Well, he didn't like me. So, I always got bad marks on my level changes and he was a bastard when it came to my schedule too.

Ouch...that sucks major ass....

I mean we looked at THE WASTELAND for crying out loud...

Maybe because The Wasteland is dripping with philosophy, eh?

Cyril wrote:

I mean we looked at THE WASTELAND for crying out loud...

Maybe because The Wasteland is dripping with philosophy, eh?

Grrr.....I hated that class with a passion....I just don't like philosophy or psychology...I can debate it, but it's writing about it that's hard....but I can't debate it very well, btw...

Once, in fifth grade, my PE teacher's daughter subbed for her. One of her classes acted badly. The next day, our regular teacher came back, and began treating all of her classes like shit, all because of the way one class treated her daughter. Got run over by a truck a year later. Haha, stupid bitch. Can't remember her name. Oh well.

Then there was my morning teacher in sixth grade, Amy Stockwell. She was just all around bitchy. Would take stuff from me which could be used in an 'inappropriate' way. Once waited till the last minute to be sure I had completed all the necessary assignments before going on a field trip. Pulled me out of the line to leave and made me stay there and finish them. She was pretty hot too. Shame it was ruined by her complete lack of human decency.

Ahh....I forgot my 3rd fifth grade teacher (permanent teacher moved, two long-term subs, and another permanent teacher....each was around for a full nine weeks). Mrs. Burgess. If you were smart-alecky, you were hit with "You think you're so smart, dontcha Mr./Mrs. ODU?" She was hardcore from Norfolk...