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Kerry proposes new CV Class

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Shep, is this threat in any way somehow constructive, or is that simply a "useless-thread"? Apart from shitting on Kerry, this threat is brainless, and even the humor is not so great.
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True story, I was typing in this thread, and I've been up for 22 hours
straight now, and I was reading a story on McCain
and I typed in McCain proposes a new CV class and posted it before
realizing my error. I edited it to Kerry right away :lol:
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Bush responds by allocating 500 billion dollars to converting this into a dedicated US aircraft carrier.
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Tribun wrote:Shep, is this threat in any way somehow constructive, or is that simply a "useless-thread"? Apart from shitting on Kerry, this threat is brainless, and even the humor is not so great.
Uh oh, Shep. Looks like a moderator isn't happy with--oh, wait a minute.
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Tribun wrote:Shep, is this threat in any way somehow constructive, or is that simply a "useless-thread"? Apart from shitting on Kerry, this threat is brainless, and even the humor is not so great.
What a whiny little bitch. Good God.
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I...um...I don't get it.
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HemlockGrey wrote:I...um...I don't get it.
It's meant to be an aircraft carrier but, hilariously, it's so ickle that not even Italy would buy it.
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Change Italy to "Royal Navy" and it's more accurate :twisted:
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MKSheppard wrote:Change Italy to "Royal Navy" and it's more accurate :twisted:
Pfft, 3 ASW carriers is enough for now anyway, we don't need a carrier force when the USN has theirs going around blowing shit up free of charge. :)

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Well, the IDF packed a heilcopter and hanger onto a missile boat that only displaced a couple hundred tons. Escort such craft with Streetfighter and we have the basis for the worst naval force ever created.
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Hahahahahaaa!!! :mrgreen:


It would be so like Kerry. :D
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hehe Shep you are funny despite yourself.
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That is funnier than hell! :twisted: :twisted:


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Well at least it's not as bad as Bush landing on the aircraft carrier - I almost threw up when I saw that jackass... :evil:
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:I...um...I don't get it.
It's meant to be an aircraft carrier but, hilariously, it's so ickle that not even Italy would buy it.
But it could be useful for the Quebec Separatists Navy :wink: :wink:
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I name the carrier: JB Burgles
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Haha, thats funny Shep. I'm still voting for Kerry though. :wink:

You know what's cool, that is San Francisco Bay. From the angle it looks like they are near or at the former Alameda NAS. Do you know when that pic was taken?
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TrailerParkJawa wrote:Haha, thats funny Shep. I'm still voting for Kerry though. :wink:

You know what's cool, that is San Francisco Bay. From the angle it looks like they are near or at the former Alameda NAS. Do you know when that pic was taken?

You sure? It looks like SD to me.
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So anyone know why the plane was on that thing anyway? :?

And Montcalm, that QSN is pretty tricksy....Thank God for the Canadian Shadow Military for keeping things under control. :wink:
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Lonestar wrote:
TrailerParkJawa wrote:Haha, thats funny Shep. I'm still voting for Kerry though. :wink:

You know what's cool, that is San Francisco Bay. From the angle it looks like they are near or at the former Alameda NAS. Do you know when that pic was taken?

You sure? It looks like SD to me.
Look at the left side of the picture in the background and you can see Sutro Tower on the hills. It is a big radio/tv attenae for the area.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:I...um...I don't get it.
It's meant to be an aircraft carrier but, hilariously, it's so ickle that not even Italy would buy it.
It might prove of some use if VSTOL aircraft are used.
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