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By the way, Shrooms, what about starting a religious cult? If it goes well, you'll soon have all the cute hippie chicks you'd ever want to snuggle. :wink:
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Peregrin Toker wrote:By the way, Shrooms, what about starting a religious cult? If it goes well, you'll soon have all the cute hippie chicks you'd ever want to snuggle. :wink:
Hmmm, do cults have internet access?
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Gandalf wrote: Hmmm, do cults have internet access?
These ones certainly have:

The Raëlian Movement

Hare Krishna

The Unarius Academy

Transcendental Meditation

The Church Of The Subgenius
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Maybe he could start one like that Indian cultist who had 93 Rolls Royces...
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Behold the Zetatalk cult - +www.zetatalk.com

Warning expouser to zetatalk nonsense can lead to permanent brain damage.
I have to tell you something everything I wrote above is a lie.
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evilcat4000 wrote:Behold the Zetatalk cult - +www.zetatalk.com

Warning expouser to zetatalk nonsense can lead to permanent brain damage.
:shock: Dear God! How did you manage to come acroos that loony nonsense?

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evilcat4000 wrote:Behold the Zetatalk cult - +www.zetatalk.com

Warning expouser to zetatalk nonsense can lead to permanent brain damage.
Ah, yes, Zetatalk. These people seem to suffer from every mental disorder known to psychiatry.
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Let's start the Cult of the Jewish Scottish Neo-Nazi Rabbi!!! I will be your diety, you will all grovel to ME!!!
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I got a better offer.

Accept me as the creator of the universe and the omniscient deity. Only that.

In return I grant you access to heaven, where you will receive a vehicle of your choice, together with Heavenly-Tank-o-Unlimited-Fuel, a world free of stupidity and evil, loaded with beaufitul women (whom you have to pick-up by yourself, no slavery stuff) and highways free of police cars patrolling it.
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No one?
Surprising, since I don't require anyone to pray every day, give me their money or have their heads fucked up cult-style.

I also don't condemn tentacle hentai or midget porn...

Think about it.
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Peregrin Toker wrote:
evilcat4000 wrote:Behold the Zetatalk cult - +www.zetatalk.com

Warning expouser to zetatalk nonsense can lead to permanent brain damage.
Ah, yes, Zetatalk. These people seem to suffer from every mental disorder known to psychiatry.
Wasn't there that one guy fgalkin showed us a while back where the guy cliamed to have discovered a SUPER-RELIGION know as the FORCE, and there was stuff about Dragon Bombs and the like? Is Zetatalk more or less delusional than him?
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Peregrin Toker wrote:By the way, Shrooms, what about starting a religious cult? If it goes well, you'll soon have all the cute hippie chicks you'd ever want to snuggle. :wink:
Been there, done that.
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The Unarius Academy. Now that name, just the name mind you, has promise. Especially on this board. :twisted:
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You all forget the greatest cult of all ...

Time Cube
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Knife wrote:The Unarius Academy. Now that name, just the name mind you, has promise. Especially on this board. :twisted:
Why?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Wasn't there that one guy fgalkin showed us a while back where the guy cliamed to have discovered a SUPER-RELIGION know as the FORCE, and there was stuff about Dragon Bombs and the like? Is Zetatalk more or less delusional than him?
I don't know... that guy with the Dragon Bombs was so incoherent that I didn't have a clue what the hell he meant... at least you can tell what Zetatalk are trying to say.
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Bob McDob wrote:You all forget the greatest cult of all ...

Time Cube
wow, what drug cocktail from outer space was this guy smoking?
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Bob McDob wrote:You all forget the greatest cult of all ...

Time Cube
That reminds me of that "The Learning Triangle" site Something Awful once had as their homepage. Makes almost as little sense too.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Peregrin Toker wrote:
evilcat4000 wrote:Behold the Zetatalk cult - +www.zetatalk.com

Warning expouser to zetatalk nonsense can lead to permanent brain damage.
Ah, yes, Zetatalk. These people seem to suffer from every mental disorder known to psychiatry.
Wasn't there that one guy fgalkin showed us a while back where the guy cliamed to have discovered a SUPER-RELIGION know as the FORCE, and there was stuff about Dragon Bombs and the like? Is Zetatalk more or less delusional than him?
Both are equaly delusional.
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as soon as it loaded I shut it off before my brain burned out.... >_<
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