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Posted: 2004-06-03 07:01am
by Peregrin Toker
By the way, Shrooms, what about starting a religious cult? If it goes well, you'll soon have all the cute hippie chicks you'd ever want to snuggle. :wink:

Posted: 2004-06-03 07:18am
by Gandalf
Peregrin Toker wrote:By the way, Shrooms, what about starting a religious cult? If it goes well, you'll soon have all the cute hippie chicks you'd ever want to snuggle. :wink:
Hmmm, do cults have internet access?

Posted: 2004-06-03 09:18am
by Peregrin Toker
Gandalf wrote: Hmmm, do cults have internet access?
These ones certainly have:

The Raƫlian Movement

Hare Krishna

The Unarius Academy

Transcendental Meditation

The Church Of The Subgenius

Posted: 2004-06-03 09:49am
by Evil Sadistic Bastard
Maybe he could start one like that Indian cultist who had 93 Rolls Royces...

Posted: 2004-06-03 10:31am
by Sarevok
Behold the Zetatalk cult - +www.zetatalk.com

Warning expouser to zetatalk nonsense can lead to permanent brain damage.

Posted: 2004-06-03 11:49am
by Col. Crackpot
evilcat4000 wrote:Behold the Zetatalk cult - +www.zetatalk.com

Warning expouser to zetatalk nonsense can lead to permanent brain damage.
:shock: Dear God! How did you manage to come acroos that loony nonsense?

*rubs head*

my brain hurts

Posted: 2004-06-03 01:13pm
by Peregrin Toker
evilcat4000 wrote:Behold the Zetatalk cult - +www.zetatalk.com

Warning expouser to zetatalk nonsense can lead to permanent brain damage.
Ah, yes, Zetatalk. These people seem to suffer from every mental disorder known to psychiatry.

Posted: 2004-06-03 02:06pm
by Shroom Man 777
Let's start the Cult of the Jewish Scottish Neo-Nazi Rabbi!!! I will be your diety, you will all grovel to ME!!!

Posted: 2004-06-03 03:20pm
by Tolya
I got a better offer.

Accept me as the creator of the universe and the omniscient deity. Only that.

In return I grant you access to heaven, where you will receive a vehicle of your choice, together with Heavenly-Tank-o-Unlimited-Fuel, a world free of stupidity and evil, loaded with beaufitul women (whom you have to pick-up by yourself, no slavery stuff) and highways free of police cars patrolling it.

Posted: 2004-06-06 06:01pm
by Tolya
No one?
Surprising, since I don't require anyone to pray every day, give me their money or have their heads fucked up cult-style.

I also don't condemn tentacle hentai or midget porn...

Think about it.

Posted: 2004-06-06 06:09pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Peregrin Toker wrote:
evilcat4000 wrote:Behold the Zetatalk cult - +www.zetatalk.com

Warning expouser to zetatalk nonsense can lead to permanent brain damage.
Ah, yes, Zetatalk. These people seem to suffer from every mental disorder known to psychiatry.
Wasn't there that one guy fgalkin showed us a while back where the guy cliamed to have discovered a SUPER-RELIGION know as the FORCE, and there was stuff about Dragon Bombs and the like? Is Zetatalk more or less delusional than him?

Posted: 2004-06-06 11:31pm
by Atomik Chicken
Peregrin Toker wrote:By the way, Shrooms, what about starting a religious cult? If it goes well, you'll soon have all the cute hippie chicks you'd ever want to snuggle. :wink:
Been there, done that.
Behold my wisdom!
http://www.plutonian.org/cop_main.html

IMHO, better than every other religion out there!

Muwhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Hethens and Heretics Unite!

Posted: 2004-06-06 11:36pm
by Knife
The Unarius Academy. Now that name, just the name mind you, has promise. Especially on this board. :twisted:

Posted: 2004-06-07 12:26am
by Bob McDob
You all forget the greatest cult of all ...

Time Cube

Posted: 2004-06-07 12:50pm
by Peregrin Toker
Knife wrote:The Unarius Academy. Now that name, just the name mind you, has promise. Especially on this board. :twisted:
Why?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Wasn't there that one guy fgalkin showed us a while back where the guy cliamed to have discovered a SUPER-RELIGION know as the FORCE, and there was stuff about Dragon Bombs and the like? Is Zetatalk more or less delusional than him?
I don't know... that guy with the Dragon Bombs was so incoherent that I didn't have a clue what the hell he meant... at least you can tell what Zetatalk are trying to say.

Posted: 2004-06-07 12:57pm
by Lancer
Bob McDob wrote:You all forget the greatest cult of all ...

Time Cube
wow, what drug cocktail from outer space was this guy smoking?

Posted: 2004-06-07 04:44pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Bob McDob wrote:You all forget the greatest cult of all ...

Time Cube
That reminds me of that "The Learning Triangle" site Something Awful once had as their homepage. Makes almost as little sense too.

Posted: 2004-06-08 02:54am
by Sarevok
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Peregrin Toker wrote:
evilcat4000 wrote:Behold the Zetatalk cult - +www.zetatalk.com

Warning expouser to zetatalk nonsense can lead to permanent brain damage.
Ah, yes, Zetatalk. These people seem to suffer from every mental disorder known to psychiatry.
Wasn't there that one guy fgalkin showed us a while back where the guy cliamed to have discovered a SUPER-RELIGION know as the FORCE, and there was stuff about Dragon Bombs and the like? Is Zetatalk more or less delusional than him?
Both are equaly delusional.

Posted: 2004-06-08 10:46pm
by Straha The Stoner
as soon as it loaded I shut it off before my brain burned out.... >_<