so i was cleaning the basement....

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-06-03 12:53pm

...and I found a 75lb concrete chipmunk. What one does with a 2 foot tall 75lb concrete chipmunk is beyond me. I was ready to leave it to sit there in it's darkened corner of the basement for another 50 years, but noooooooo. My wife wife and sister-in-law find it, and think it's the most adorable thing that they have ever seen. Well, folks now the chipmunk has a name. Mr. Nutters Not only did i have to lug the friggin thing upstairs, but i now have to paint Mr. Nutters an appropriate chipmunk like color.... oh and i can't forget the swollen elephant testicle sized acorn in his paws. On the bright side i guess i won't have to worry about racoons and squirrels diggging up the yard and trash cans with the concrete godzilla of chipmunks standing watch over the garden like the Collossus of Rhodes.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-06-03 12:56pm

Post pictures.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-06-03 01:15pm

Joe wrote:Post pictures.

i'll take one tonight. anyone willing to host?

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-06-03 01:21pm

Damn! I was hoping you found bodies!

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2004-06-03 01:21pm

try www.picserver.tk

(thats what i always use)

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-06-03 01:23pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:
Joe wrote:Post pictures.
i'll take one tonight. anyone willing to host?

Join a forum with Invisionfree or vBulletin. Those forums can allow you to upload shit from your computer.

Try dropping the chipmunk off an overpass, see what it'll do to people's heads

salm · Post by **salm** » 2004-06-03 01:24pm

cool, now you´ll have to put a 75lb piece of kitsch in your front yard.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-06-03 01:32pm

salm wrote:cool, now you´ll have to put a 75lb piece of kitsch in your front yard.

a piece of kitch that the local rodents will gather round and pray to. or try and fuck.... Now that would make for a good picture.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-06-03 01:38pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:
Joe wrote:Post pictures.
i'll take one tonight. anyone willing to host?

I'll host it...that is just too awesome dude.

J · Post by J » 2004-06-03 01:43pm

Well, it's far more unique than those ubiquitous garden gnomes...speaking of which, whatever happened to that great gnomish revolution or whatever it was called?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-06-03 01:46pm

jmac wrote:Well, it's far more unique than those ubiquitous garden gnomes...speaking of which, whatever happened to that great gnomish revolution or whatever it was called?

There in hiding after Nitram got power

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Technically they're a small scattered little legion.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2004-06-03 09:42pm

Was this 75lb statue in the basement of your new house?
That's kinda funny. I can just image how much of a pain in
the ass it was to get it up stairs.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-06-03 09:46pm

Was this yours or from previous inhabitants of the house?

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2004-06-03 09:48pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:...and I found a 75lb concrete chipmunk. What one does with a 2 foot tall 75lb concrete chipmunk is beyond me. I was ready to leave it to sit there in it's darkened corner of the basement for another 50 years, but noooooooo.

Does it have a hole in its mouth or in other places? You might want to attack it with some bleach if your wife wants to keep it.

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