The Exorcist in 30 Seconds

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The Exorcist in 30 Seconds

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*chuckles* Good, good. Do they do any other movies?
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I recall finding a site YEARS ago that offered summaries of books, movies, you name it.

I loved the one for Great Expectations.

"Hello, my name is Pip. I'm poor and no one likes me."

A LOT OF STUFF HAPPENS.

"Hello, my name is Pip. I'm still poor, and still, no one likes me."

THE END
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:I recall finding a site YEARS ago that offered summaries of books, movies, you name it.

I loved the one for Great Expectations.

"Hello, my name is Pip. I'm poor and no one likes me."

A LOT OF STUFF HAPPENS.

"Hello, my name is Pip. I'm still poor, and still, no one likes me."

THE END
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and Movie-a-Minute

These them?
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Yes. Thanks! :)
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Post by Stofsk »

Oh my god, THANK you for linking to those sites. They're funny as hell.
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Jean Reno: Have a cigarette.

Robert De Niro:Thank you.

Jean Reno: Have another cigarette, my friend.

Robert De Niro: Thank you.
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No problem. But check out the rest of the Rinkworks site as well. There some hilarious stuff in there.

Off-topic: And with this post, I finally made Jedi Knight. Just took me close to two years to make it.....
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Thomas Covenant: Bite me.

(Thomas Covenant saves The Land.)

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The Shining one is great, too.
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Dr Strangelove wrote: Oops.



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