The Exorcist in 30 Seconds
Posted: 2004-06-04 01:46am
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Book-a-MinuteDPDarkPrimus wrote:I recall finding a site YEARS ago that offered summaries of books, movies, you name it.
I loved the one for Great Expectations.
"Hello, my name is Pip. I'm poor and no one likes me."
A LOT OF STUFF HAPPENS.
"Hello, my name is Pip. I'm still poor, and still, no one likes me."
THE END
Ronin in 5 minutes wrote:Jean Reno: I see that you have been hired to help us kill people.
Robert De Niro: Yes.
Jean Reno: Have a cigarette.
Robert De Niro:Thank you.
Jean Reno: Have another cigarette, my friend.
Robert De Niro: Thank you.
(Later...)
Jean Reno: That guy was good, and I loved him. (Turns up collar. Lights cigarette.)
THE END
Ok this will be the last one, but I just found it hilarious.The First Chronicles of Thomas Covenant wrote:Lord Mhoram: Thomas Covenant, you are the savior of The Land.
Thomas Covenant: Bite me.
(Thomas Covenant saves The Land.)
THE END
Dr Strangelove wrote: Oops.
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