Janet is also a Wacko Jacko

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Janet is also a Wacko Jacko

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NEW YORK - Long before she exposed her right breast to the world during the Super Bowl halftime show, Janet Jackson (news) says she had thoughts about sex.


"As I've gotten older, I've come to realize that I had a very active sexual mind at a very young age. I hope that doesn't sound bad," Jackson tells Blender magazine for its June/July issue.

"My first crush was on Barry Manilow. He performed on television, and I remember taping it. When no one was around, I used to kiss the screen."

Jackson also recalls having a "major crush" on Teddy Pendergrass when she was 12.

"I thought he was singing to me," says the singer, now 38. "When you're a kid, you have little fantasies, but I saw myself being with him as an adult, not as a kid."

Now, Jackson says she expresses more grown-up urges through one of her alter egos, named Strawberry: "She's the most sexual of them all, the wildest."

The other character living inside her is Damita Jo, which is her middle name and the title of her latest album. Damita Jo, she says, is "a lot harsher, and quick to put you in your place."
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Is this her roleplaying, I presume?
Imagine the horror in the ranks of fundies when such a person admits to sexual thoughts!
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Mr. and Mrs. Jackson should have stopped after the fourth child, because the last three have fucked up wiring in the head.
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Although I don't particularly like Janet Jackson... When I see

"Shock horror, Famous Pop star admits she had thoughts about sex."

I cant help going :roll: so? So do I. ooh I must be a psycotic crazy nut who must be stopped. NOT
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jenat-lai wrote:Although I don't particularly like Janet Jackson... When I see

"Shock horror, Famous Pop star admits she had thoughts about sex."

I cant help going :roll: so? So do I. ooh I must be a psycotic crazy nut who must be stopped. NOT
It's not the fact that she has thoughts about sex, but the fact that she says she has other "characters" living in her brain, and that this is more then likely another crazy Jackson PR scam to keep herself in the spot light.
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When will these people ever decide to just retire? Retirement's not entirely a bad thing, these should know.
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Sounds like she has multiple personality syndrome. Must be genetic, two demented people in a single family is more than unlucky.
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so the world famous pop star janet jackson admits she's had thoughts about having sex. Big whoop. Isn't that akin to a world famous politician admitting he's had thoughts about acquiring power?
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:Sounds like she has multiple personality syndrome. Must be genetic, two demented people in a single family is more than unlucky.
Personnaly i think the whole family is crazy but some are crazier than others
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Mmmm... Strawberries... *drool*

What? Like Britney Spears and the Olsen Twins, I'd probably like to fuck her just for the celebrity value. And I didn't think her breast looked all that bad, huge sun-like metal thingy notwithstanding.

Besides, if she's crazy enough in that "personality" as she might think she is... Rowr...

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RogueIce wrote:Besides, if she's crazy enough in that "personality" as she might think she is... Rowr...

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Then you should be even more careful......she might be Lorena Bobbit crazy :wink:
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RogueIce wrote:Mmmm... Strawberries... *drool*

What? Like Britney Spears and the Olsen Twins, I'd probably like to fuck her just for the celebrity value. And I didn't think her breast looked all that bad, huge sun-like metal thingy notwithstanding.
I'd fuck Britney Spears and the Olson Twins because they look hot on TV. Janet Jackson looks way, way too much like Michael for me to even consider poking.
Darth_Zod wrote:so the world famous pop star janet jackson admits she's had thoughts about having sex. Big whoop. Isn't that akin to a world famous politician admitting he's had thoughts about acquiring power?
Only if the politician in question said that his alter-ego named "Strawberry" was the one giving speeches and making public appearances.
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KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:Mr. and Mrs. Jackson should have stopped after the fourth child, because the last three have fucked up wiring in the head.
It must be something with fame. The more famous they get, the wierder their fetishes. Micheal Jackson's a creepy pedophile that wants to be white, Janet Jackson has this, and I'm pretty sure Jermaine, Tito, and Randy are into Furry porn.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:Mr. and Mrs. Jackson should have stopped after the fourth child, because the last three have fucked up wiring in the head.
It must be something with fame. The more famous they get, the wierder their fetishes. Micheal Jackson's a creepy pedophile that wants to be a white woman, Janet Jackson has this, and I'm pretty sure Jermaine, Tito, and Randy are into Furry porn.
added an omission you made. :wink:
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:It must be something with fame. The more famous they get, the wierder their fetishes. Micheal Jackson's a creepy pedophile that wants to be white, Janet Jackson has this, and I'm pretty sure Jermaine, Tito, and Randy are into Furry porn.
Hey hey hey, don't link us furs to the Jacksons. :|
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kojikun wrote:Hey hey hey, don't link us furs to the Jacksons. :|
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-shrugs- to quote fight club, people do this all the time.

have alter egos to make themselves get through the day. I expect most people have it, even if they dont name them.
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