You won't believe they job they gave me

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2004-06-04 09:33pm

I just got hired on with Sac County Office of Education as an Executive Assistant to the Superintedent.. The annual salary is $65,004.80 - $65,004.80 / Year plus fringe benefits up to a maximum of $376.01 per month (includes medical, dental, life insurance, vision, and tax sheltered annuity). To be honest, I am not sure why I was chosen for this. I have a degree in anthro, and I have been wrestling and working in a funeral home for the past few years. Anyway, I applied and got it! Hurray for me!

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2004-06-04 09:38pm

Dude...you're a secretary!

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2004-06-04 09:39pm

A high paid one at that...

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-06-04 09:41pm

Congrats dude!

Still funky job...but hey I have a degree in Chem and I'm doing of all things, taxes.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2004-06-04 09:46pm

Congradulations, I have already submitted the proper paperwork to have your custom title changed to "Office Bitch" in honor of this high achivement

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2004-06-04 10:26pm

This is the American public education system we're talking about here. It doesn't surprise me at all that they would hire a wrestler/funeral home employee and anthro major to be a well-paid secretary. What surprises me is that they hired someone who isn't a total incompetant dumbass. Something funny must be going on.

Congrats.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-06-05 01:01am

What else does one do with an anthro major?(aside from teach anthro)

Post by **Dalton** » 2004-06-05 01:03am

Heh, congrats. I have an interview Tuesday at MSNBC for a staff position (I'm freelance now - no benefits, lots of overtime, but a 52 week contract...).

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2004-06-05 01:49am

Superman wrote:A high paid one at that...

So what happens when the boss goes for the grope at the water cooler?

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-06-05 01:52am

Congrats Supes.

Everyone's doing well recently.

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-06-05 02:35am

Stuart Mackey wrote:
Superman wrote:A high paid one at that...
So what happens when the boss goes for the grope at the water cooler?

Sleeper hold, then into the coffin.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2004-06-05 07:41am

Superman wrote:and I have been wrestling and working in a funeral home for the past few years.

Hmm....

You wouldn't happen to be a zombie that's always followed around by a fat guy with a bad pun for a name, would you?

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-06-05 08:07am

Andrew J. wrote:
Superman wrote:and I have been wrestling and working in a funeral home for the past few years.
Hmm....

You wouldn't happen to be a zombie that's always followed around by a fat guy with a bad pun for a name, would you?

I don't believe I never noticed that.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2004-06-05 12:47pm

Rye wrote:
Andrew J. wrote:
Superman wrote:and I have been wrestling and working in a funeral home for the past few years.
Hmm....

You wouldn't happen to be a zombie that's always followed around by a fat guy with a bad pun for a name, would you?

I don't believe I never noticed that.

I don't get it...

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-06-05 01:14pm

Congratulations. You make almost as much as a full college professor with a PhD.

*bangs head against wall*

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-06-05 02:02pm

Xenophobe3691 wrote:
Rye wrote:
Andrew J. wrote: Hmm....

You wouldn't happen to be a zombie that's always followed around by a fat guy with a bad pun for a name, would you?

I don't believe I never noticed that.
I don't get it...

The Undertaker.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2004-06-05 04:42pm

Rye wrote:
Andrew J. wrote:
Superman wrote:and I have been wrestling and working in a funeral home for the past few years.
Hmm....

You wouldn't happen to be a zombie that's always followed around by a fat guy with a bad pun for a name, would you?

I don't believe I never noticed that.

It's no big deal, I bet he's just never written "wrestler" and "work in a funeral home" in such close juxtaposition before.

aten_vs_ra · Post by **aten_vs_ra** » 2004-06-05 06:05pm

Superman wrote:The annual salary is $65,004.80 - $65,004.80 / Year plus fringe benefits up to a maximum of $376.01 per month (includes medical, dental, life insurance, vision, and tax sheltered annuity).

As much as I'd like to praise you, I'm having a coniption that the superintents executive assistant makes that salary. Please don't tell me that all he has graduate degree in education and makes $100,000+ a year.

bangs head on wall for an hour and burns 100 calories and 10 IQ points

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2004-06-06 08:42pm

Superman wrote:I just got hired on with Sac County Office of Education as an Executive Assistant to the Superintedent.. The annual salary is $65,004.80 - $65,004.80 / Year plus fringe benefits up to a maximum of $376.01 per month (includes medical, dental, life insurance, vision, and tax sheltered annuity). To be honest, I am not sure why I was chosen for this. I have a degree in anthro, and I have been wrestling and working in a funeral home for the past few years. Anyway, I applied and got it! Hurray for me!

You make more money than my BOSS, the WV State Registrar.

The pay for a Secretary III is only $20,000 here!!
I, as a Customer Service Rep., make only $18,500.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2004-06-07 01:45am

Congratulations man, that's not a bad salary for Sacraemento, although you are by no means wealthy. I'm probably going to pull down 66K this year but that includes rental income.

State employees are paid way more than their corporate peers in similar positions, plus you get better benefits. Nice move man, considering how poorly the state economy is doing.

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2004-06-07 04:21am

Congratulations. You have a very highly paid job - consider yourself lucky.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2004-06-07 06:03am

Congratulations man, that's not a bad salary for Sacraemento, although you are by no means wealthy.

Ah, but I have a good savings and my wife makes about the same as I make. Also, we have no kids. I am thinking about buying a hummer...

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-06-07 06:21am

*calculates at £35,337.65*

Holy crap, man. That's one highly paid secretary.

*grumbles about being paid half that*

bah.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2004-06-07 12:23pm

Superman wrote:
Congratulations man, that's not a bad salary for Sacraemento, although you are by no means wealthy.
Ah, but I have a good savings and my wife makes about the same as I make. Also, we have no kids. I am thinking about buying a hummer...

Hmm...I dunno, there you could a nice house up near Folsom with the kind of income. Hehe, but if a Hummer makes you happy go for it. 120K with no kids is a damn, good income in Sac. Taxes are gonna be a pain though.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2004-06-07 12:25pm

InnerBrat wrote:*calculates at £35,337.65*

Holy crap, man. That's one highly paid secretary.

*grumbles about being paid half that*

bah.

Thats highly payed in general

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