Sustained Masturbation

Jon · Post by **Jon** » 2004-06-04 09:42pm

What is the longest sustained (non stop) period of masturbation you have been able to put yourself through before you climax? I'm talking reaching stages of having an almost crippled arm... I am interested to know because I feel I have impressed myself the last few times, but you know... wondering if it's that impressive at all, and I feel comfortable asking you bunch of laid back liberalists

So indulge me.

Ubiquitous · Post by **Ubiquitous** » 2004-06-04 10:15pm

Just over 15 minutes on my first load. If I'm watching porn it'll be an average of around 5 minutes - I don't stick around.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2004-06-04 10:19pm

Yeah, I invented my own technique that I call "Jerking Efficiency." I have things to do so I don't sit around jerking. I can clear my chamber in less than 2 minutes. When it comes down to actually having sex, my frequent masturbation ensures longevity in the sack.

Son of the Suns · Post by **Son of the Suns** » 2004-06-04 10:20pm

hum I guess we have a forum specifically for this now.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-06-04 10:25pm

Son of the Suns wrote:hum I guess we have a forum specifically for this now.

Actually, this is great material for Off Topic, I believe.

ARSE threads don't need to be as serious as a heart attack, but this is a bit silly.

...Awaaayyy we go.

(edit) And in reply to the OP, I've jerked it for more than an hour before. Kind of a tantric masturbation.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2004-06-04 10:28pm

Around 30 minutes after some intensive imagination, eyes closed of course.

~Jason

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-06-04 10:32pm

2.5 hours.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2004-06-04 10:33pm

About an hour and a half. (I shit you not)

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2004-06-04 10:39pm

Well over an hour. It wasn't very fun, testicles began to hurt.

Ubiquitous · Post by **Ubiquitous** » 2004-06-04 10:42pm

Wow, I get bored if I go for too long, not to mention tired!

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2004-06-04 10:43pm

38.7 seconds.

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2004-06-04 10:53pm

verilon wrote:2.5 hours.

IT BURNS, MY MENTAL EYE!!! The reason why knowing and being RL friends with someone on this board can be a bad thing has yet again become blindingly obvious...

Anyway, timing myself is usually the last thing on my mind when I have the urge to pet my one eyed trouser snake...

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-06-04 11:04pm

Larz wrote:
verilon wrote:2.5 hours.
IT BURNS, MY MENTAL EYE!!! The reason why knowing and being RL friends with someone on this bored can be a bad thing has yet again become blindingly obvious...

Yes. Yes it has. -twitches-

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-06-04 11:15pm

Mmmm....I think it was....nah...carry on....but it was long enough...

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-06-04 11:45pm

Masturbation is not an endurance sport, folks.

Super-Gagme · Post by **Super-Gagme** » 2004-06-04 11:50pm

Darth Wong wrote:Masturbation is not an endurance sport, folks.

But it should be!!

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-06-04 11:55pm

Darth Wong wrote:Masturbation is not an endurance sport, folks.

It honestly was not on purpose.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2004-06-04 11:55pm

Super-Gagme wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Masturbation is not an endurance sport, folks.
But it should be!!

Women's Endurance Masturbation would make a hell of an Olympic Sport.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-06-05 12:04am

Women's Endurance Masturbation would make a hell of an Olympic Sport.

I think I would have to first need to see a resolution passed banning France, Germany and Eastern Europe before I'd watch.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-06-05 12:47am

2 hours or so.

My normal time is 30-40 mins though.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-06-05 12:58am

Hey don't cut out those hot croat women.*salivates*

On the topic, for whatever reason someone would want to be back on topic, my record is probably ~1.5 hours, just because I would keep distracting myself.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-06-05 12:58am

About 30 minutes to one hour. Sometimes, I try to make it last so I can think of more women and situations to stroke it to.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-06-05 01:22am

Darth Wong wrote:Masturbation is not an endurance sport, folks.

Sometimes, though, it works out that way, especially if you don't have visual aids and you've already given it a good yanking earlier that day.

Icehawk · Post by **Icehawk** » 2004-06-05 01:35am

Never really timed it specifically but I think I went for a bit over a half hour. Maybe 35 or 40 minutes.

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-06-05 01:43am

A couple hours, due to whacking, being distracted, whacking again, and so on.