StarDestroyer.Net BBS

Today I was hired at Last Chance Forever, the Bird of Prey Conservancy. I've been voluneteering there for four years and now I'm gonna get paid for it. I get wensdays and saturdays off.

On Wednesday it will be my privilage to dress up in a mouse costume at the local Chuck E Cheeses and get tackled by 3 year olds. You job sounds much more desirable.

aten_vs_ra wrote:On Wednesday it will be my privilage to dress up in a mouse costume at the local Chuck E Cheeses and get tackled by 3 year olds. You job sounds much more desirable.

Mouse costume or not, you wouldn't want to be tackled by the 20 pound andean condor there.

Anarchist Bunny wrote: Mouse costume or not, you wouldn't want to be tackled by the 20 pound andean condor there.

What's the most dangerous bird that you work with? What birds period?

aten_vs_ra wrote:

Anarchist Bunny wrote: Mouse costume or not, you wouldn't want to be tackled by the 20 pound andean condor there.

What's the most dangerous bird that you work with? What birds period?

Well, Chuck the Andean Condor probably could do the most damage, but I'm more likely to be hurt by a Red-Shouldered Hawk in the hosiptal. But in the four years I've worked there the worst I got was a little pucture from Lucy the Macaw.

Off the top of my head we have Barred, Barn, Great-Horned, Eurasian Eagle, Pygmy, Screech, and Spectacled Owls, Red Tailed, White Tailed, Harris, and Red Shouldered Hawks, Lanner, Sakar, and Pairie Falcons, Bald, Golden, and Imperial Eagle, Kara Kara, Kestrial, Andean Condor, Crow, Macaw, and Sierima.

I think thats it.

Awesome job with the birds there. I like birds a lot (not that anybody would have guessed ) and I wouldn't mind volunteering at your place, if it wasn't for the distance problem.

Sounds much more fulfilling than standing at a cash register and ringing up panties all day.

Mayabird wrote:Sounds much more fulfilling than standing at a cash register and ringing up panties all day.

Spanky would kill to have your job.

that does it we have to get spanky a job at wet seal or victoria's secret....

Congrats man! I hope you like your job, sounds like you do.

How does a rodent go along with so many birds of prey?

Anyway, congratulations.

The Yosemite Bear wrote:that does it we have to get spanky a job at wet seal or victoria's secret....

The inventory will disappear.

Except that would be actually stealing panties, while I only limit myself to taking ones that people forget and leave in the laundry room. Jesus, I might have a fetish, but I'm not depraved to such a degree that I'd shoplift, especially at a store that I worked at.

Besides, It'd be just too weird to work at someplace like that. I don't even think that VC even hires men.