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Well, she did it again!

Posted: 2004-06-06 03:53pm
by CaptainChewbacca
Jennifer Lopez got married.

This time to Marc Antony. I wonder how long it will last ;)

Posted: 2004-06-06 03:59pm
by DocHorror
Gah! I hate that woman, she spends more on a hairdoo than I earn in a year...

Re: Well, she did it again!

Posted: 2004-06-06 04:03pm
by Montcalm
CaptainChewbacca wrote:This time to Marc Antony. I wonder how long it will last ;)
I say minimum one week,maximum 2 to 4 years and to be realistic a few months. :mrgreen:

Posted: 2004-06-06 04:17pm
by kojikun
Atleast they're preserving the sanctity of marriage.

Posted: 2004-06-06 04:23pm
by Shinova
When the hell did she break up with Ben Affleck???


And this is what, her third or fourth time getting married to someone? Geez.

Posted: 2004-06-06 04:37pm
by RogueIce
At any rate, that's a nice picture of her.

*Right click, Save as...*

Posted: 2004-06-06 05:17pm
by Durandal
"Oh yeah, and you're a soulless bitch who spits on people who aren't rich and famous."

God I love South Park.

Posted: 2004-06-06 05:23pm
by Trytostaydead
Durandal wrote:"Oh yeah, and you're a soulless bitch who spits on people who aren't rich and famous."

God I love South Park.
:lol:

Posted: 2004-06-06 05:59pm
by Tolya
I guess she must be one helluva bitch, coz Affleck ran away to Cartman's hand...

Anyways, any bets on the date of the divorce? We could start a poll...

Posted: 2004-06-06 06:11pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
I give this marraige a ten. By "ten", I'm referring to the number of weeks it's going to last.

Posted: 2004-06-06 06:44pm
by Knife
I wouldn't be surprised if next weekend the new headline is that she seperated with him and is going out with *pick a celeb*.

Posted: 2004-06-06 06:51pm
by Superman
She's like the celeb villiage bycicle. Everyone gets a ride...

Posted: 2004-06-06 07:01pm
by Montcalm
Superman wrote:She's like the celeb villiage bycicle. Everyone gets a ride...
Well then in the entertainment industry there is a shitloads of Bicycles :wink:

Posted: 2004-06-06 07:12pm
by Darth Wong
Unless she's offering up her ass for me, I don't see why I should give a shit what Jennifer Lopez does.

Posted: 2004-06-06 07:17pm
by Zaia
Shinova wrote:When the hell did she break up with Ben Affleck???
Wow, I'm impressed that even you managed to miss that inflated drama.

Posted: 2004-06-06 07:23pm
by aerius
Darth Wong wrote:Unless she's offering up her ass for me, I don't see why I should give a shit what Jennifer Lopez does.
Pretty much how I feel. Unless she wants to get naked with me or make a hardcore lesbian porn video for my enjoyment, I just really don't care about her life.

Posted: 2004-06-06 07:47pm
by constantine
I heard she's got her ass insured. So if she did give it to you, you had better be damn careful with it...no rough stuff on that ass!

Posted: 2004-06-06 07:56pm
by Montcalm
constantine wrote:I heard she's got her ass insured. So if she did give it to you, you had better be damn careful with it...no rough stuff on that ass!
Well that makes it off limit for Mike :wink:

Posted: 2004-06-06 07:58pm
by constantine
Montcalm wrote:
constantine wrote:I heard she's got her ass insured. So if she did give it to you, you had better be damn careful with it...no rough stuff on that ass!
Well that makes it off limit for Mike :wink:
Yeah. An ass like that would be no fun if you couldn't slap it...real hard like. :cry:

Posted: 2004-06-07 05:50am
by Comosicus
Shinova wrote:When the hell did she break up with Ben Affleck???


And this is what, her third or fourth time getting married to someone? Geez.
Third time if I remember correctly.

Posted: 2004-06-07 06:59am
by Vympel
What a stupid bitch. Really, this chick is so fucked up, who the hell would be stupid enough to marry her?

Posted: 2004-06-07 07:21am
by Stofsk
Vympel wrote:What a stupid bitch. Really, this chick is so fucked up, who the hell would be stupid enough to marry her?
Single-minded guys who want a piece of that arse. They pay the price for their lack of vision. :twisted:

Posted: 2004-06-07 08:06am
by Sporkzen
She must be trying to beat liz tailors record for marriages.

Posted: 2004-06-07 08:11am
by Vohu Manah
She is well on her way at this point. Taylor has been married what, 8 times to 7 men?

Posted: 2004-06-07 10:59am
by Sarevok
It is the third time she is getting married. Her first marriage to waiter Ojona Noa in 1997 lasted year while her 2001 marriage to Chris Judd lasted nine month I wonder how long this one will last.