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They must have orders to limit brain growth in future generations... more so.

Lettuce munching Fundie wrote: "The Lord gave us everything we need in the Garden of Eden: fruits, vegetables, nuts and seeds," the preacher-turned-diet adviser said in an interview at Hallelujah Acres, his North Carolina headquarters. "That's why we call the way we eat the 'Hallelujah Diet.' We celebrate its true creator."

Doesn't he know that in the Garden of Eden, pigs walked up to Adam and served him his choice of pork product, straight off the bone? He obviously hasn't watched enough Simpsons.

Okay how is this a SLAM topic again?

It's about a guy who feels God's message was to eat fruit and veggies and not meat.

Are we to discuss the morality of such a switch or is this just here because it has a fundie instead of local rhubarb?

Off to OT.

i like the way fundies selectively cut out parts from the bible they don't like. Such as how Jesus made a lot of fish for a buncha hungry people appear from thin air, which would apparently show that god does indeed advocate eating meats.

Enforcer Talen wrote:http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u ... _dieting_1

So, tell us. What will they think of next?

This kind of shit makes me want to scream. Let's control their lives a little bit more and more every day. Let's tell them how they should act, eat, believe and soon we'll be informed that sleeping in the fetal position will send us to hell.

I'll say it again. Stupid, indecent, fundie fucks.

'Raine

But wait, a diet like this will weaken them and make them easier to kill.
Then we can feed them to God's creatures. After all, they're allowed to eat meat, right?

Enforcer Talen wrote:http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u ... _dieting_1

LMAO!

This ranks with the "Bible Bar" bullshit that they sell in Korean supermarkets!

There's the Seventh-Day Adventists who essentially advocate a vegan lifestyle though with the exception of fish. And yup.. you'll see a lot of B-12 deficiencies among them.

Who gives a shit? They can consume nothing but Corn Pops and Mountain Dew for all I care.

Hooray for moron synergy!

Doesn't 1 Tim.4:1-3 say something along the lines of "Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils ... commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth."? I think that could throw a wrench into their theory.

Wait a minute, didn't Jesus feed the masses with fish and bread?

Joe wrote:Wait a minute, didn't Jesus feed the masses with fish and bread?

*cough*

me wrote:like the way fundies selectively cut out parts from the bible they don't like. Such as how Jesus made a lot of fish for a buncha hungry people appear from thin air, which would apparently show that god does indeed advocate eating meats.

yes indeedy. don't know the exact passage, but i know that it's in there.

You also have to wonder why god would make such a big deal of giving the Israelites a “Land of Milk and Honey” if he wanted them to be vegans surely a Land of Soya and Molasses or something would have been appropriate.

This could be a good thing though if fundies can be diverted from attempting to break down the divide between church and state to instead worrying if pasteurization is the work of the devil then that would be a positive development.

Trytostaydead wrote:There's the Seventh-Day Adventists who essentially advocate a vegan lifestyle though with the exception of fish. And yup.. you'll see a lot of B-12 deficiencies among them.

Don't remind me. Those guys are hell bent over it.

Malkmus's diet is one of a batch of Bible-based eating plans flooding bookstores and health food stores. Last summer's "What Would Jesus Eat?,"

Well, a lamb and wine for the last supper/passover. Yes a LAMB... as in Sheep. baa baa...

Other things have already been mentioned. such as the FISH, milk, bla bla...


Ah, I hate Vegans AND fundies... Vegan Fundies are just too much!

I think someone (possibly the Freemasons) are giving courses on efficiency to the idiots of the world. Soon, they'll all be vegan fundamentalists who believe in astrology and that the moon landing was a hoax. Things will just be easier that way.

PrinceofLowLight wrote:I think someone (possibly the Freemasons) are giving courses on efficiency to the idiots of the world. Soon, they'll all be vegan fundamentalists who believe in astrology and that the moon landing was a hoax. Things will just be easier that way.

only so long as the idiots in the government don't start believing the same thing. that could spell disaster. gods know we have tons of idiots in our government. . .

eventually a few generations down the line they'll devolve into monkeys...