Oratorical Fireworks: Paris quips, 'Life's Not Fair'

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-06-07 09:58pm

In case you thought YOU had it rough:

MSN Entertainment wrote:Suffering and Strife
Paris on, like, life and stuff.
by Kat Giantis
MSN Entertainment
June 1, 2004

Is there anything more demanding than being rich and famous? Not according to Paris Hilton, who complains to Entertainment Tonight (via the New York Post) that she's, like, suffered for her art. "We're in the middle of nowhere, like 45 minutes away from, like, civilization and it's, like, all real," the eloquent heiress says of filming "House of Wax" in Australia.

"It's, like, really cold and last night we were shooting at this sugar mill and it really smelled bad. And I didn't wear shoes, like, I don't know."

Continues the beleaguered Paris, "We're in the middle of nowhere and there's bugs everywhere. Everything's real. I'm actually running through a forest with bare feet -- it hurts. I've done my own stunts, like falling. I hurt my knee -- it was bleeding. But it looks good, so it's worth it."

Hilton, who returns to the small screen on June 16 for the second season of "The Simple Life," co-stars in the horror flick with hotter-than-hot up-and-comers Elisha Cuthbert ("24") and Chad Michael Murray ("One Tree Hill"), but she knows all eyes will be on her.

"I definitely think people are going to be, like, looking at me more than they would if I wasn't, like, so . . . ," she tells the Sydney Morning Herald before losing her train of thought. "I can't explain it. But I do a good job and I'm really looking forward to people seeing I'm good. It's not fair but life's not fair, so . . ." So ... what?

Link.

She makes some of our n00bs sound like Shakespeare...

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-06-07 10:03pm

I can understand what she's going through, life is so hard when you're stupid.

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2004-06-07 10:06pm

One of my neurons just rolled over and died from dispair. Another one is critically ill from an attack of mindboggling stupidity.

Note to self: NEVER read anything that Paris Hilton said ever again.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-06-07 10:08pm

Mayabird wrote:One of my neurons just rolled over and died from dispair. Another one is critically ill from an attack of mindboggling stupidity.

Note to self: NEVER read anything that Paris Hilton said ever again.

My brain cells all pointed and laughed at her (yeah, it's hard for brain cells to point, but mine made the effort in this case) before killing one another to relieve the pain. So now, uh, like, I guess I'll just, like, um...wha?

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-06-07 10:13pm

<-Me

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2004-06-07 10:20pm

Excuse me for a moment, I need to get a sponge. My brain just melted and ran out my ears
.
..
...
MUCH better.
Thankfully 6 1/2 decades ove dealing with raving lunatics have steeled my mentally that I'm not going to be, like, so...
Master Bruce? Are You alright?
Glblglblglbl
*drools*
Oh my. I guess I better look up Doctor Foster's number...

Gods, what drivel. Even the coherent parts were incoherent...

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2004-06-07 10:25pm

Somebody get the dumb slut a cock to blow so she'll SHUT UP. For Cthuhlu's sake if she wasn't a rich trust-fund bitch they'd have labeled her retarded a long time ago. Jeez, she's probably one of the few people on this planet that can make Bush look like a brilliant orator. She's a fucking retard.

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-06-07 10:30pm

And verily the dumb blonde stereotype gets perpetuated...

Plekhanov · Post by **Plekhanov** » 2004-06-07 10:32pm

She’s really pushing the boundaries of incoherency here and actually manages to make Bush sound like Oscar Wilde in comparison, I salute her

Plekhanov · Post by **Plekhanov** » 2004-06-07 10:34pm

dammit stormbringer you beat me to the Bush crack, I'll just let the phone ring next time

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-06-07 10:36pm

Damn, I bet she's dumb enough that I could con her into having anal sex with a dolphin.

*chatters excitedly*

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-06-07 10:36pm

Stormbringer wrote:Jeez, she's probably one of the few people on this planet that can make Bush look like a brilliant orator. She's a fucking retard.

Wow, that'd make an interesting conversation.

"You misunderestimate me."
"Yeah? Well you... um... er. You like, totally suck!"

From here; Bush calls the Secret Service, she calls Daddy Hilton.

Dennis Toy · Post by **Dennis Toy** » 2004-06-07 10:45pm

is there a time-machine in here? i want to prevent her birth.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2004-06-07 11:12pm

LOL!! I congratulate Paris Hilton on so-eloquently pointing out the inaneness of "like" talk.

Seriously, what was she talking about? She made almost as no sense as Britney Spears did when she was on that interview, talking something about a strawberry, then suddenly breaking down for no reason at all.

Those two, I know there's something in those heads, but I don't think brain matter is it.

Tzeentch · Post by **Tzeentch** » 2004-06-07 11:12pm

It's a good thing she's rich, cause there's no way she'd survive otherwise.

Just a pity she'll probably escape the chainsaw of natural selection.

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-06-08 01:15am

"We're in the middle of nowhere, like 45 minutes away from, like, civilization and it's, like, all real,"

It's REAL! Oh, the horror, THE HORROR! The real world is actually REAL!

Christ-on-a-stick, what a fucking moron.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-06-08 01:16am

Eh, I'd do her.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-06-08 01:21am

Wow...and proof that indeed there is no higher power because people that dumb have to go on Reality TV to experience....real life.

The brain is laughing hard on this one.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-06-08 02:00am

aerius wrote:Damn, I bet she's dumb enough that I could con her into having anal sex with a dolphin.

*chatters excitedly*

She'd probably just think it was a stuffed animal. Or a snake, because snakes are, you know, like... slimy and stuff.

*chatters dejectedly*

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2004-06-08 02:03am

I just realised something ... all the board of directors on daddy's company are probably rubbing their hands knowing that there is no way she is going to inherit anything more than a paycheck, but have no real power over how the company is run.

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-06-08 02:32am

Joe wrote:Eh, I'd do her.

I woudn't; I'd be afraid of snapping her in half.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-06-08 02:38am

What a loss that would be.

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2004-06-08 04:12am

Just think about it. She says things like this, and yet if I were to put two slugs in the back of her head, the courts would treat ME as the villain. Absurd.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2004-06-08 04:36am

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Just think about it. She says things like this, and yet if I were to put two slugs in the back of her head, the courts would treat ME as the villain. Absurd.

rrrrriiiiggghhttt....

Barring that, if she does inherit all that, I bet there'll be a flock of guys waiting in line to propose to her.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-06-08 06:41am

she's another candidate for my "shove a dick in her mouth to shut her up" method. Just not my dick, cuz' god only knows where that mouth has been. Any volunteers?

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