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Oratorical Fireworks: Paris quips, 'Life's Not Fair'
Posted: 2004-06-07 09:58pm
by Zaia
In case you thought YOU had it rough:
MSN Entertainment wrote:Suffering and Strife
Paris on, like, life and stuff.
by Kat Giantis
MSN Entertainment
June 1, 2004
Is there anything more demanding than being rich and famous? Not according to Paris Hilton, who complains to Entertainment Tonight (via the New York Post) that she's, like, suffered for her art. "We're in the middle of nowhere, like 45 minutes away from, like, civilization and it's, like, all real," the eloquent heiress says of filming "House of Wax" in Australia.
"It's, like, really cold and last night we were shooting at this sugar mill and it really smelled bad. And I didn't wear shoes, like, I don't know."
Continues the beleaguered Paris, "We're in the middle of nowhere and there's bugs everywhere. Everything's real. I'm actually running through a forest with bare feet -- it hurts. I've done my own stunts, like falling. I hurt my knee -- it was bleeding. But it looks good, so it's worth it."
Hilton, who returns to the small screen on June 16 for the second season of "The Simple Life," co-stars in the horror flick with hotter-than-hot up-and-comers Elisha Cuthbert ("24") and Chad Michael Murray ("One Tree Hill"), but she knows all eyes will be on her.
"I definitely think people are going to be, like, looking at me more than they would if I wasn't, like, so . . . ," she tells the Sydney Morning Herald before losing her train of thought. "I can't explain it. But I do a good job and I'm really looking forward to people seeing I'm good. It's not fair but life's not fair, so . . ." So ... what?
Link.
She makes some of our n00bs sound like Shakespeare...
Re: Oratorical Fireworks: Paris quips, 'Life's Not Fair'
Posted: 2004-06-07 10:03pm
by Gandalf
I can understand what she's going through, life is so hard when you're stupid.
Posted: 2004-06-07 10:06pm
by Mayabird
One of my neurons just rolled over and died from dispair. Another one is critically ill from an attack of mindboggling stupidity.
Note to self: NEVER read anything that Paris Hilton said ever again.
Posted: 2004-06-07 10:08pm
by Zaia
Mayabird wrote:One of my neurons just rolled over and died from dispair. Another one is critically ill from an attack of mindboggling stupidity.
Note to self: NEVER read anything that Paris Hilton said ever again.
My brain cells all pointed and laughed at her (yeah, it's hard for brain cells to point, but mine made the effort in this case) before killing one another to relieve the pain. So now, uh, like, I guess I'll just, like, um...wha?
Posted: 2004-06-07 10:13pm
by fgalkin
<-Me
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Posted: 2004-06-07 10:20pm
by Batman
Excuse me for a moment, I need to get a sponge. My brain just melted and ran out my ears
.
..
...
MUCH better.
Thankfully 6 1/2 decades ove dealing with raving lunatics have steeled my mentally that I'm not going to be, like, so...
Master Bruce? Are You alright?
Glblglblglbl
*drools*
Oh my. I guess I better look up Doctor Foster's number...
Gods, what drivel. Even the coherent parts were incoherent...
Posted: 2004-06-07 10:25pm
by Stormbringer
Somebody get the dumb slut a cock to blow so she'll SHUT UP. For Cthuhlu's sake if she wasn't a rich trust-fund bitch they'd have labeled her retarded a long time ago. Jeez, she's probably one of the few people on this planet that can make Bush look like a brilliant orator. She's a fucking retard.
Posted: 2004-06-07 10:30pm
by muse
And verily the dumb blonde stereotype gets perpetuated...
Posted: 2004-06-07 10:32pm
by Plekhanov
She’s really pushing the boundaries of incoherency here and actually manages to make Bush sound like Oscar Wilde in comparison, I salute her
Posted: 2004-06-07 10:34pm
by Plekhanov
dammit stormbringer you beat me to the Bush crack, I'll just let the phone ring next time
Posted: 2004-06-07 10:36pm
by aerius
Damn, I bet she's dumb enough that I could con her into having anal sex with a dolphin.
*chatters excitedly*
Posted: 2004-06-07 10:36pm
by Gandalf
Stormbringer wrote:Jeez, she's probably one of the few people on this planet that can make Bush look like a brilliant orator. She's a fucking retard.
Wow, that'd make an interesting conversation.
"You misunderestimate me."
"Yeah? Well you... um... er. You like, totally suck!"
From here; Bush calls the Secret Service, she calls Daddy Hilton.
Posted: 2004-06-07 10:45pm
by Dennis Toy
is there a time-machine in here? i want to prevent her birth.
Posted: 2004-06-07 11:12pm
by Shinova
LOL!! I congratulate Paris Hilton on so-eloquently pointing out the inaneness of "like" talk.
Seriously, what was she talking about? She made almost as no sense as Britney Spears did when she was on that interview, talking something about a strawberry, then suddenly breaking down for no reason at all.
Those two, I know there's something in those heads, but I don't think brain matter is it.
Posted: 2004-06-07 11:12pm
by Tzeentch
It's a good thing she's rich, cause there's no way she'd survive otherwise.
Just a pity she'll probably escape the chainsaw of natural selection.
Posted: 2004-06-08 01:15am
by Kuja
"We're in the middle of nowhere, like 45 minutes away from, like, civilization and it's, like, all real,"
It's REAL! Oh, the horror, THE HORROR! The real world is actually REAL!
Christ-on-a-stick, what a fucking moron.
Posted: 2004-06-08 01:16am
by Joe
Eh, I'd do her.
Posted: 2004-06-08 01:21am
by Ghost Rider
Wow...and proof that indeed there is no higher power because people that dumb have to go on Reality TV to experience....real life.
The brain is laughing hard on this one.
Posted: 2004-06-08 02:00am
by Howedar
aerius wrote:Damn, I bet she's dumb enough that I could con her into having anal sex with a dolphin.
*chatters excitedly*
She'd probably just think it was a stuffed animal. Or a snake, because snakes are, you know, like... slimy and stuff.
*chatters dejectedly*
Posted: 2004-06-08 02:03am
by Crown
I just realised something ... all the board of directors on daddy's company are probably rubbing their hands knowing that there is no way she is going to inherit anything more than a paycheck, but have no real power over how the company is run.
Posted: 2004-06-08 02:32am
by Kuja
Joe wrote:Eh, I'd do her.
I woudn't; I'd be afraid of snapping her in half.
Posted: 2004-06-08 02:38am
by Howedar
What a loss that would be.
Posted: 2004-06-08 04:12am
by LordShaithis
Just think about it. She says things like this, and yet if I were to put two slugs in the back of her head, the courts would treat ME as the villain. Absurd.
Posted: 2004-06-08 04:36am
by Shinova
GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Just think about it. She says things like this, and yet if I were to put two slugs in the back of her head, the courts would treat ME as the villain. Absurd.
rrrrriiiiggghhttt....
Barring that, if she does inherit all that, I bet there'll be a flock of guys waiting in line to propose to her.
Posted: 2004-06-08 06:41am
by Col. Crackpot
she's another candidate for my "shove a dick in her mouth to shut her up" method. Just not my dick, cuz' god only knows where that mouth has been. Any volunteers?