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A new hello :)

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Two hydrogen atoms are sitting in a bar. One hydrogen atom turns to the other and says... "I think I lost an electron :( "..... The other replys... "Woah :!: , are you positive??"

(Hi everyone!! :D )
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Namarie wrote:Two hydrogen atoms are sitting in a bar. One hydrogen atom turns to the other and says... "I think I lost an electron :( "..... The other replys... "Woah :!: , are you positive??"

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Welcome to SD.net, little one, and thanks for the cute li'l corny joke! Much better way to start off your time here than gushing on about how cool we all are. We hate that sort of thing. :wink:
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Zaia wrote:Welcome to SD.net, little one, and thanks for the cute li'l corny joke! Much better way to start off your time here than gushing on about how cool we all are. We hate that sort of thing. :wink:
Zaia-aia is by far the coolest anyway. :P

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Admiral Valdemar wrote:Zaia-aia is by far the coolest anyway. :P
Damn right. 8)
AV wrote:Welcome, you have taken your first step into a wonderful, new... board... of stuff.
:lol: And you're a close second. :wink:
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Namarie wrote:Two hydrogen atoms are sitting in a bar. One hydrogen atom turns to the other and says... "I think I lost an electron :( "..... The other replys... "Woah :!: , are you positive??"

(Hi everyone!! :D )
Welcome. Stay close to Zaia, avoid people like me and you'll do fine...
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BoredShirtless wrote:Hello, my name is BoredShirtless. I'm a bit of a shit stirrer, so if you get in my way, duck or fight. Have fun!
You're harmless... :D

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Namarie wrote:Two hydrogen atoms are sitting in a bar. One hydrogen atom turns to the other and says... "I think I lost an electron :( "..... The other replys... "Woah :!: , are you positive??"

(Hi everyone!! :D )
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Namarie wrote:Two hydrogen atoms are sitting in a bar. One hydrogen atom turns to the other and says... "I think I lost an electron :( "..... The other replys... "Woah :!: , are you positive??"

(Hi everyone!! :D )
Nice joke (I think it was posted around a year ago, but nm).

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Tasoth wrote:Hallo Dream, welcome to the fold. Now get me a beer.
Bah, seniority before age old man :P

get ME a beer, even though im under age :P


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DocHorror wrote:Hello!

Abandon hope all ye who enter here...
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