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I went to the a European Question Time event a few weeks ago and ended up on the panel (as Lib Dem spokesmen) when our MEP got delayed, it went quite well (even if the crappy student journalist couldn’t be arsed to write down my name and misquoted me) and I was applauded for longer than the other speakers after my opening mini speech.

The Tory candidate (an ex MP who lost his seat in 97 I think) who I had a bit of an argument with was a patronising jerk but he seemed moderately impressed anyway and wrote down my name at the end, no doubt to start digging up dirt on me.

Here’s the story in my Uni’s online paper sheffieldbase I’m the one on the right in the photo.
European candidates questioned by students
Mark Tallentire

candidates for the up-coming European Parliament elections were questioned by an audience of students on Wednesday.

Around 150 students filed into the Auditorium to question representatives from Labour, the Conservatives, the Lib Dems, the Greens, and Respect.

The event comes as the political establishment prepares itself for what is expected to be a pitifully low turnout in the European and local council elections next month.

All candidates stressed that students should use their vote, with Linda McAvan, a Labour MEP, saying it was important not to tell the British National Party gain a foothold in the area.

Ms McAvan, deputy leader of Labour’s MEPs, said she was pleased to see so many people at the debate and MEPs had a responsibility to increase understanding of what the European Parliament does and does not do.

She added that Labour MEPs had a strong record on making real changes to the lives of real people.

Ian Bruce, a Conservative candidate, attacked Labour’s acceptance of the European Constitution, and said the Tories wanted to see a Europe which worked for the people of Europe.

Voting forms will be sent out at the end of this month Diana Wallis, leader of the Liberal Democrat MEPs, was not able to attend the event. In her place, a Lib Dem spokesman said his party would bring power away from Brussels and central European institutions, to the local level.

He also said that the war on Iraq showed that Europe needs a common foreign policy and foreign minister, to be able to stand up to America.
Linda Duckenfield, a Green party candidate, said the European Union was a ‘business club’ and attacked the mainstream parties for seeing EU enlargement as a chance to make money from Eastern European countries.

Ms Duckenfield, who is a lecturer at Sheffield College, also criticised the decision to go to war in Iraq saying it showed the ‘absolute determination of the United States to get its hands on the world’s resources’.

The newly-formed Respect/Unity coalition party did not have a candidate speaker but a representative said the party was against all forms of imperialism and in favour of equality.

Students asked questions on Iraq, the rights and treatment of asylum seekers, the benefits of further European integration and the alleged militarization of Europe.

Voting in the European elections is by post and forms will be sent out at the end of this month.
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Plekhanov wrote:
He also said that the war on Iraq showed that Europe needs a common foreign policy and foreign minister, to be able to stand up to America.
Foolish Euro.

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In all seriousness, congrats. It must be nice to step in when your party needs you.
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As I said I was misquoted I didn’t say “Europe needs a common foreign policy and foreign minister, to be able to stand up to America” but “Europe needs a common foreign policy and foreign minister and united armed forces with me as their supreme commander so that we can crush those impudent colonial upstarts beneath our culturally superior European heal and grind them back into the dirt where they belong” :lol:
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We have another SD.net member in a postion to gain political power.

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I've been asked why I still follow a few of the people I know on Facebook with 'interesting political habits and view points'.

It's so when they comment on or approve of something, I know what pages to block/what not to vote for.
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Plekhanov wrote:As I said I was misquoted I didn’t say “Europe needs a common foreign policy and foreign minister, to be able to stand up to America” but “Europe needs a common foreign policy and foreign minister and united armed forces with me as their supreme commander so that we can crush those impudent colonial upstarts beneath our culturally superior European heal and grind them back into the dirt where they belong” :lol:
"Pfff!" (sound of spitting out my capitalist American Coke at my screen while laughing my ass off). "You snobby bigwig Euros forgot how to squash ants, let alone terrorists, and especially not superpowers. You don't even know where to start. You could try increasing military spending, cutting your smothering socialist taxes to grow your stagnant economies, and slashing spending on your bureaucracies that make the US look positively lean and mean by comparison. But that is so 'imperialist' and 'unilateralist'. Back off, snobs! Let the folks who still remember what a military is step in and root out the bad guys."

(Note that i must make a very minimal exception here - the British kinda do remember what a military is. Although other points are still valid)

So there! Two groups can play this game. :P :wink:
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Well to tell the truth I actually said “Europe needs a common foreign policy and foreign minister, so as to be better able to balance the influence of America”

I was of course thinking “Europe needs a common foreign policy and foreign minister and united armed forces with me as their supreme commander so that we can crush those impudent colonial upstarts beneath our culturally superior European heal and grind them back into the dirt where they belong” but I was in lying scumbag politician mode so I thought I’d better stay nearer the party line.

I'm just biding my time though just you wait till I’m elected Emperor of Europe and I lead the glorious European army over to the US to liberate you poor yanks from crappy sports and logical spelling
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You misspelled "heel" El Supremo

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as i said I'm on a mission to "to liberate you poor yanks from crappy sports and logical spelling" misspelling heel (and also anything else I spell wrong) is all part of my plan
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And, we're no YANK , either :P


:lol:
"Of course, what would really happen is that in Game 7, with the Red Sox winning 20-0 in the 9th inning, with two outs and two strikes on the last Cubs batter, a previously unseen meteor would strike the earth, instantly and forever wiping out all life on the planet, and forever denying the Red Sox a World Series victory..."
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