Who would make a Better Prez?

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Who would make a better Prez?

George Bush
2
10%
Kerry
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45%
Fuzzy (our lord and Sovereing's pet dog)
9
45%
 
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Who would make a Better Prez?

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Bush, Kerry, or Fuzzy, you pic!
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I vote the dog. If dogs really are as loyal to their masters as it's said they are, a dog would do lots for its master. Dog's master --> humans. The dog would do everything in its power that's for the good of humans, or in this case, the USA.



So, provided the dog has human intelligence (which I don't doubt that Fuzzy does :D ), the dog will be the best pres out of the bunch. :wink:
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what party is Fuzzy anyway? awww fuck it, *votes for Fuzzy.
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Monkeyboy, John 'My whole arguement is the Bush's a wanker' Kerry or a dog.
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Post by Vohu Manah »

A properly trained dog, I assume. However, I must say Kerry since he can sign his name, understand anything you say to him in any tone, and is legally electable (I don't believe a dog can be President, and it would probably take a Supreme Court ruling or an amendment to the constitution to allow it; though the wording doesn't actually specify that the President be human, in fact, it's rather vague...).
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why isn't RevPrez an option?
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I vote Tic-Tacs

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[Homer Simpson]Ewwwww...I'll get the crab juice.[/Homer Simpson]

I don't even know who Fuzzy is, so I'll write in Little Fuzzy from H. Beam Piper's book of the same name. He's running on the "Let's all be friends and have lots of fun and swear like sailors" platform.
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Mayabird wrote:[Homer Simpson]Ewwwww...I'll get the crab juice.[/Homer Simpson]

I don't even know who Fuzzy is, so I'll write in Little Fuzzy from H. Beam Piper's book of the same name. He's running on the "Let's all be friends and have lots of fun and swear like sailors" platform.
Fuzzy is Mike Wong's dog, who would be running on the "Cutie Puppy" ticket and has the campaign slogan "We Don't Wag the Dog, Just Our Adorable Tails - Vote Fuzzy in 2004"

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I'm not sure what to do with this. It's ass-kissing, so I'm inclined to lock it. Then again, it does have something to do with Bush and Kerry ... so it could go N&P. But it's also too general to be useful there. What to do ...

Oh hell, we'll just lock it.

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