White police chief RAPS to Black Police Association Confernc

[Plekhanov]

I was reminded of this by the freestyling white kid thread a few months ago a high ranking Welsh policeman addressed the inaugural conference of the North Wales Black Police Association and deciding that the traditional speech was a bit passé decided to rap instead, sadly there don’t seem to be any bootlegs so instead hear are his rhymes for your reading pleasure.

Daily Mirror

I'm just a white boy called the Deputy CC. They said I'd never make it as a bitchin' MC.

You got it all wrong, cos now here I am, giving it for real in the North Wales BPA Jam.

They call me Roxy, or Ms Dynamo on stage. Unlike my brother here, I never look my age.

I'm goin' to spill it all about the boys in blue. Show you what it's like within the not-so-solid crew.

So listen! Watcha doin' here today? Checkin' what the Heddlu Gogledd Cymru gotta say.

Put away your cameras and your notepads for a spell. I got a story that I really need to tell.

Bein' in the dibble is no cakewalk when you're black. If you don't get fitted, then you'll prob'ly get the sack.

You're better chillin', lie down and just be passive. No place for us just yet in the Colwyn Bay Massive.

The Beeb Man stuffed us with the Secret Policeman. It's no good moanin' cos' he found the Ku Klux Klan.

Job ain't what it used to be; it's full of blacks and gays. It was just us white homies in the really good ole' days.

So what we bothrin' with this stinkin' institution. No love, no heart, no sense, no proper constitution.

No one loves the coppers cos' we're rotten to the core. Cross between the devil and a governmental whore.

What is the purpose of a black association? It's just another stupid race relations job creation.

We got our meetings and our various sub-committees packed with some do-gooders and a lot more Walter Mittys.

Forget all of that bullshit an' I'll tell u why we're here. Things are sometimes better than they usually appear.

The New World Order means the streets are gettin' hot. Trust in one another is really all we got.

The BPA is sayin' that we're all in the same boat. Black or white in blue, we're all wearin' the same coat.

If this don't happen then the lot of us are screwed. Caught up in the mis'ry of the international feud.

So Roger, Nick and Larbi will you give us one more chance. Danny and Silvana, I'd really like to dance.

To Essi and to Imdad I want to give a hand. Let's hear it for Ms Dynamo and all her backin' band.

There's no time for Jam tomorrow, we need the Jam today. That's why we launchin' our association in this way.

Thank you all for coming and remember what we say. Support your local sheriff and the North Wales BPA. "

I actually feel a bit sorry for this guy he obviously poured his heart and soul into the rap and must have been very upset by the universal derision heaped upon him.

[Lord Pounder]

That happened ages ago,

[Melkor]

That happened ages ago,

Hence the "a few months ago" in the OP.

[Col. Crackpot]

i'm actually at a loss for words......

[Plekhanov]

That happened ages ago,

I did a search and as far as I could tell it hadn't been posted & I thought people seemed to like the freestyling plump kid so they'd go for this

[General Zod]

that's just. . .well, sad, on some level.

[Dirty Harry]

Mr Wolfendale, a musician with his town band , sang the embarrassing rap to 100 guests at the inaugural meeting of the North Wales Black Police Association in Colwyn Bay, North Wales.

He would seem to be of a musical bent.Oh well, A for effort anyway.