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Post by aerius »

Well, we've had a list of the dumbest inventions ever, now what about the best ones?

I believe the best thing ever invented is contraceptives, thanks to them I can have lots of sex whenever I want without the worries of getting my partner(s) pregnant. Sex is good, more sex is better, sex with lots of hot chicks with no pregnancy worries just kicks ass.
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Post by Kelly Antilles »

going with the sex theme....

Vibrators.
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McDonald's

AMERICAN Football (I'm not dissing soccer, I just like AF better)

Japanese anime

Cherry Coke and Root Beer

Push-up bras :twisted:
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Most revolutionary:

The Microwave Oven.
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Post by salm »

i was thinking about something like the wheel, but, aerius, i simply have to agree with you!

and a question for kelly: do you have one or more? and do you use them?
i believe there are several more people here who would like to know more about your sex life. 8)
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Whips or chains, I can't decide which one's better.
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Post by Kelly Antilles »

I have quite a few and yes, I use them. often.
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TECHNO/RAVE MUSIC!
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All of the technology that allowed Star Wars to have been made.
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The microchip.
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Seriously, the top inventions in human history are:

1) Running water
2) Writing and later, the printing press
3) Refridgeration and air conditioning

When you think about their impact on society, all of the other stuff is chickenshit (the third one is underrated, but think about it).

After that comes cars and planes, radio and TV, and then ... vibrators :)
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Going with "far too personal questions for Kelly" theme, here's a question: do you only use them when you're alone? Or do they get involved during sex?
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Darth Wong wrote:Going with "far too personal questions for Kelly" theme, here's a question: do you only use them when you're alone? Or do they get involved during sex?
:D

yes
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Aaaagh. Kitsune strikes again.

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Nuclear weapons and nuclear power in general

They kept the peace between the US and Russia for 50 years. Without them war was not an if but simply a when, and when it came WW2 would look small and short with a low body count.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Going with "far too personal questions for Kelly" theme, here's a question: do you only use them when you're alone? Or do they get involved during sex?
:D

yes
Continuing the "let's see how personal we can get" theme, have you ever done a vibrator DP during sex (you know, hubby in one door, vibrator in another)?
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Darth Wong wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Going with "far too personal questions for Kelly" theme, here's a question: do you only use them when you're alone? Or do they get involved during sex?
:D

yes
Continuing the "let's see how personal we can get" theme, have you ever done a vibrator DP during sex (you know, hubby in one door, vibrator in another)?
*cough*
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Ha ha ha!!! I did it! I exceeded Kelly's limits!!!! Power to ME!!!!
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Darth Wong wrote:Ha ha ha!!! I did it! I exceeded Kelly's limits!!!! Power to ME!!!!
No you didn't. That was admission, silly... Oh, did I just say that out loud?
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Kelly Antilles wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Ha ha ha!!! I did it! I exceeded Kelly's limits!!!! Power to ME!!!!
No you didn't. That was admission, silly... Oh, did I just say that out loud?
W00T! :shock:
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Post by salm »

have you ever had sex with your hubby in one door a vibrator in the other door and anther vibrator in your hubbie´s door?
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Kelly Antilles wrote:That was admission ...
Ah, so you have. Damn, I thought I'd pushed the envelope. On the upside, we know even more about your sex life, so everyone's happy :)

I wonder if anyone on this board besides me would have asked that question.
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salm wrote:have you ever had sex with your hubby in one door a vibrator in the other door and anther vibrator in your hubbie´s door?
WAY too far! :shock:
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Darth Wong wrote:Continuing the "let's see how personal we can get" theme, have you ever done a vibrator DP during sex (you know, hubby in one door, vibrator in another)?
I've got this really nice lesbian video on my hd (the 34 minute long one which I have mentioned before) with some of this in it.
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