Do you know how to use chopsticks?

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Can you use chopsticks with a usable degree of skill?

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Do you know how to use chopsticks?

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I'm bored and at work, so I'm posting this.

I can use chopsticks pretty well. I've gotten to the point where I can eat rice with them.
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I have middling proficiency with them. My father can pull the meat off chicken bones with them.
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I'm fairly good at it, although the only thing I eat is the chicken.
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Post by Kelly Antilles »

I'm not proficent by any means, but I can use them... sorta.
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yes, no problem :D
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

I use em when I eat sushi... SUSHI!!!!!! YUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Love Sushi!!!! Lata and... mmmm SUSHI!!!!!!!!!!! YUMYUMYUMYUMYUM.............
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I take it you like sushi, Ein? :wink:
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IG-88E wrote:I take it you like sushi, Ein? :wink:
Actually ya! Lata and-- mmm SUSHI!!! YUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUM...........
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IG-88E wrote:I take it you like sushi, Ein? :wink:
Please, Iggy, don't call Einhander Ein. (no offence Sn0wm4n) Ein is a welsh corgi data dog. While they do have some things in common, I don't think Sn0wm4n is a welsh corgi or female. :D
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But I LIKE EIN!!!!! Ein's the best character in the series!!
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I suck at chopsticks and I'm asian :lol:
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Kelly Antilles wrote:
IG-88E wrote:I take it you like sushi, Ein? :wink:
Please, Iggy, don't call Einhander Ein. (no offence Sn0wm4n) Ein is a welsh corgi data dog. While they do have some things in common, I don't think Sn0wm4n is a welsh corgi or female. :D
I don't think Ein is female either...

On Topic: My proficiency with chopsticks is decent.
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IG-88E wrote:But I LIKE EIN!!!!! Ein's the best character in the series!!
Exactly my point. I don't want to confuse Sn0wm4n with Einstein!
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I don't care! Ein's a better nickname than ES.
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Post by Utsanomiko »

I had to be good with chopsticks; I lived in Japan for three weeks summer '01, I would've starved if I didn't know how to beforehand (or just blown my money on easy-to-eat snacks at the conbini).

Damn, that was some good eatin'. I'd be a very fat man indeed if I had curry rice on a regular basis. :D
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Darth Utsanomiko wrote:I had to be good with chopsticks; I lived in Japan for three weeks summer '01, I would've starved if I didn't know how to beforehand (or just blown my money on easy-to-eat snacks at the conbini).

Damn, that was some good eatin'. I'd be a very fat man indeed if I had curry rice on a regular basis. :D
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I'm a boi, and ES, Ein, Sn0, Sn0m4n, P1nk H4t H4x0r,; I don't care what yall call me, as long as ya love me! Lata and Happy Name-Calling! :mrgreen:
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I carry a swiss army knife with me at all times, If they complain of me using those instead of chopsticks I switch to the knife attament and carve the chopsticsk into spears and then eat that way

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I just use them to stab people in the eye with...
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I can use them moderately well, though my parents are much better.
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Post by thecreech »

my friend has his on sushi place and i eat there all the time so i have gotten pretty good at it but only after a year of practice
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Post by aerius »

I can use them half decently, well enough to eat with but the technique ain't much to look at.
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Post by Shinova »

I can use chopsticks well, but I have trouble doing things like splitting things and pulling meat off a chicken.
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I'm a boi, and ES, Ein, Sn0, Sn0m4n, P1nk H4t H4x0r,; I don't care what yall call me, as long as ya love me! Lata and Happy Name-Calling! :mrgreen:
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Chopsticks? No problem. I can catch flies in mid-air with them.

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