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You have 30 million dollars to hire mercenaries, buy a nuke on the black market, whatever.

Why do that when you can just have his "house of the future" do it for you?

hehe....hand me that butter knife!

5 words: Railgun Slug to the Crotch! Nothing quite as fascinating as seeing, say, a 120mm ten kilogram blunt object made of depleted uranium hitting human flesh at Mach 8.... Imagine the massive hydroshock, the flash-vaporization, instant severing of his body in two at the waist, the violent stripping of flesh from bone, bone immediately shattering into tiny razor-sharp shards and getting propelled throughout his body at half the slug's speed... I assure you he'll be quite dead from a crotch hit by aforementioned railgun slug. There's a reason the Railgun's my favorite Quake weapon... Lata and Happy Railing!

NO! You want a Final Solution that is beneficial to all parties involved.

So we lock him in a room and don't let him out until he is either dead or has made Windows completely and 100% secure, stable and user friendly.

I would cut open his stomach with a dull spoon rip out his intestines make a noose out of them string him up on a lamppost and to make sure he can't get down tear his arms off

Lagmonster wrote:NO! You want a Final Solution that is beneficial to all parties involved.

So we lock him in a room and don't let him out until he is either dead or has made Windows completely and 100% secure, stable and user friendly.

Well thats when we Rail him in the Crotch™ and Open Source (GNU GPL FOREVER!!!) Windows... Lata and Happy Fragging!
P.S. Ya gotta admit that was a lovely description of what happens to someone when they get hit by a rail... MKShep and Falk would be proud...

Nuke Redmond while he's there. Killing the figurehead won't do much for the cancerous growth that is Microsoft. The entire organization must be eradicated.

Enlightenment wrote:Nuke Redmond while he's there. Killing the figurehead won't do much for the cancerous growth that is Microsoft. The entire organization must be eradicated.

Ok then. RAILGUN SLUG TO THE CROTCH FOR THE WHOLE LOT OF 'EM!!! Lata and Happy M$Bashing!

None of the above, I'd spend the money

Didn't the whole "Bill Gates is evil" fad die a few years ago?

This is so passe.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Didn't the whole "Bill Gates is evil" fad die a few years ago?

That was before his minions came up with Palladium. Everything Microsoft has done so far pales in comparison to the depths of evil that Palladium represents and the damage it could do to open societies and even civilization as we know it.

I'd pend the money on something for myself, or use it to promote the products of a rival. Thirty million is a lot of money, and with that, I could start my own business, turn it into billions, and challenge Microsoft.

Besdies, Bill Gates gives billions to charities. Remember that next time your computer crashes.

Still, Gates is corrupt. It would be better if we just haunted him and told him to stop being so corrupt.

What if you gave Gates 30 million? I'm sure he has twice that stuck between the cushions of his couch.

Use some of the money to get a hitman to do the job. If something goes wrong I should still have enough to buy my way out of trouble or to move to a tropical island where I'll be free from legal or other issues. Assuming all goes well I'll have millions to live off of for the rest of my life.

Tsyroc wrote:

I love C&C!

He gave me a buggy system, I'll show him bugs.

I'd make a small, careful incision in the scrotum, then insert a couple of live bugs. Then close the incision. He'll feel the little bugs move... :twisted:

Lt. HIT-MAN has always been an isnpiration to me... :twisted: :twisted:

Hendrake wrote:He gave me a buggy system, I'll show him bugs.

I'd make a small, careful incision in the scrotum, then insert a couple of live bugs. Then close the incision. He'll feel the little bugs move...

Lt. HIT-MAN has always been an isnpiration to me...

OUCH!!!! Leave him in that state for a few days (weeks?) being careful to replace bugs when necessary, then............
RAILGUN TO THE CROTCH!!!!
Lata and Happy Railing!

SOmebody's just a BIT too obsessed with Quake...

Anyways, I like the idea of cutting him up into little bits with a kitchen knife. A dull one, mind you. Maybe even a butter knife!