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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a.....

Posted: 2002-07-20 06:29am
by Darth Garden Gnome
woodchuck could chuck wood? no seriously, how much?

Posted: 2002-07-20 08:00am
by David
How much spam would a spammer spam if a spammer could spam spam.




Delete thread please for it is spam.

Posted: 2002-07-20 04:50pm
by fgalkin2
LoL.

Anything to get another post. :D

Posted: 2002-07-20 05:26pm
by Mr Bean
I'd say five pounds of Burch or Oak, However if we where to go Red-Wood I would say about
4.332^-6 power but depending on the *Chew factor we could either add or take away another .383^7 *5(.9+/-22/7)

:D

yet another one

Posted: 2002-07-20 05:29pm
by Bob The Great
How many boards would the mongols hoard if the mongol hourdes got bored?

Posted: 2002-07-20 05:31pm
by Anarchist Bunny
0 Petrified Trees.

Posted: 2002-07-20 05:42pm
by Mr Bean
0 Petrified Trees.
Suppose we gave him a pick-ax to break up the tree in to bite sized bits, would that make a diffrance?

Posted: 2002-07-20 05:50pm
by Anarchist Bunny
Mr Bean wrote:
0 Petrified Trees.
Suppose we gave him a pick-ax to break up the tree in to bite sized bits, would that make a diffrance?
He'd still be biting solid rock. Maybe we could enhance him with titanium teeth and cybernetic jaw. Or the Mexicans might be working on a super anarchist wood chuck to hunt me down, but I thick they are going for a couple anarchist mice, or maybe even a Commie Sparrow.

Posted: 2002-07-20 06:01pm
by Mr Bean
or maybe even a Commie Sparrow.
That the one with the Laser Beam Eyes or the one with the under-wing missiles?