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Useless facts to know...And just wear gloves.
Posted: 2002-10-30 12:00am
by EmperorMing
On average...
1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.
2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.
10. Sharing a bag of chips with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their feces
Have a nice day
Posted: 2002-10-30 12:02am
by Stormbringer
Why did you post that? That's fucking disgusting and most likely wrong.
Posted: 2002-10-30 12:03am
by Spanky The Dolphin
Most likely they are.
I know the insect one is.
Posted: 2002-10-30 12:04am
by Kuja
Especially that last one (is wrong).
Re: Useless facts to know...And just wear gloves.
Posted: 2002-10-30 12:04am
by haas mark
EmperorMing wrote:5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Men are more hygienic than women?
7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
How the HELL does THAT happen???
Re: Useless facts to know...And just wear gloves.
Posted: 2002-10-30 12:05am
by Shinova
EmperorMing wrote:
On average...
1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.
2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.
10. Sharing a bag of chips with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their feces
Have a nice day
1) Good thing I haven't swam in a public pool in 4 years
2) Eck
3) *Thinks about the times he went to McDonald's* *Turns green*
4) I've noticed that my room often has a mayfly or spider in it...one time I even found a spider in my bed.
5) Outside my sister and mother (Who don't masturbate) I have not come in physical contact with the female sex for about a year or more.
6) I don't know about that
7) We wash our clothes with our own washer and dryer.
8 ) I haven't been to a wedding in more than two years.
9) Eck
10) I haven't eaten any chips in three years.
Posted: 2002-10-30 12:06am
by haas mark
In an average lifetime, a human being will consume 2 tons of dust (mostly dead skin cells).
And likely those statistics aren't wrong.
Posted: 2002-10-30 12:06am
by weemadando
Actually my favourite thing is the mixed nuts at bars....
Highest faecal content of any food matter tested.
Posted: 2002-10-30 12:07am
by Stormbringer
weemadando wrote:Actually my favourite thing is the mixed nuts at bars....
Highest faecal content of any food matter tested.
Well thank you for sharing that stomach turning fact.
Re: Useless facts to know...And just wear gloves.
Posted: 2002-10-30 12:08am
by haas mark
Shinova wrote:<clip>
5 & 10: You poor soul....
Posted: 2002-10-30 12:08am
by EmperorMing
One reason I eat at Subway. They use those plastic gloves on their hands...
Posted: 2002-10-30 12:09am
by haas mark
EmperorMing wrote:One reason I eat at Subway. They use those plastic gloves on their hands...
Reason I DONT eat at Subway: they fire people for throwing away rotten food.
Posted: 2002-10-30 12:09am
by EmperorMing
Stormbringer wrote:weemadando wrote:Actually my favourite thing is the mixed nuts at bars....
Highest faecal content of any food matter tested.
Well thank you for sharing that stomach turning fact.
Considering what I have seen going on in the *mens* restroom, I would take this as fact...
Posted: 2002-10-30 12:10am
by Stravo
EmperorMing wrote:One reason I eat at Subway. They use those plastic gloves on their hands...
Yeah, but those same plastic gloves touch EVERYTHING all day...and god forbid the guy's Rhoids are acting up and he keeps going back there to scratch OR he's got crabs and he scratches up front OR he has a cold and keeps absently wiping his nose.
Posted: 2002-10-30 12:11am
by Stormbringer
verilon wrote:EmperorMing wrote:One reason I eat at Subway. They use those plastic gloves on their hands...
Reason I DONT eat at Subway: they fire people for throwing away rotten food.
Subway the resturant not a subway station!
Seriously, i wouldn't eat at a place like that. but the Subway in my neighborhood is clean and the food's always fresh.
Re: Useless facts to know...And just wear gloves.
Posted: 2002-10-30 12:11am
by XaLEv
Shinova wrote:5) Outside my sister and mother (Who don't masturbate) I have not come in physical contact with the female sex for about a year or more.
1. How do you know that?
2. Poor girls...
Posted: 2002-10-30 12:12am
by haas mark
Stormbringer wrote:verilon wrote:EmperorMing wrote:One reason I eat at Subway. They use those plastic gloves on their hands...
Reason I DONT eat at Subway: they fire people for throwing away rotten food.
Subway the resturant not a subway station!
Seriously, i wouldn't eat at a place like that. but the Subway in my neighborhood is clean and the food's always fresh.
I MEANT Subway the restaurant...and I'm serious...not to mention other horror stories I've heard from people that have worked there...
Posted: 2002-10-30 12:12am
by EmperorMing
Stravo wrote:EmperorMing wrote:One reason I eat at Subway. They use those plastic gloves on their hands...
Yeah, but those same plastic gloves touch EVERYTHING all day...and god forbid the guy's Rhoids are acting up and he keeps going back there to scratch OR he's got crabs and he scratches up front OR he has a cold and keeps absently wiping his nose.
Every time i go there they pull *fresh* baggie gloves out of the box...(or what appears to be new baggie gloves...)
Re: Useless facts to know...And just wear gloves.
Posted: 2002-10-30 12:13am
by Shinova
XaLEv wrote:
1. How do you know that?
2. Poor girls...
Okay I don't know that, but I haven't heard any moans or anything coming from the bathroom during the showers, so....
Re: Useless facts to know...And just wear gloves.
Posted: 2002-10-30 12:15am
by XaLEv
Shinova wrote:XaLEv wrote:
1. How do you know that?
2. Poor girls...
Okay I don't know that, but I haven't heard any moans or anything coming from the bathroom during the showers, so....
........
Damn.....
That's just.....
Damn....
Re: Useless facts to know...And just wear gloves.
Posted: 2002-10-30 12:19am
by RayCav of ASVS
EmperorMing wrote:
On average...
1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.
never swam, ha!
2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
So? Assuming the man is wearing pants, this is hardly true
3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
now that is disturbing....
4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
Mmmmm, protein
This from a guy who eats insects on a regular basis...try it, it's actually pretty good when they're prepared!
5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
OH FUCKING YEAH! I CAN NOW FINALLY SAY I TOUCHED PUSSY JUICE! WHOO!
6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
*whistles innocently*
7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
They can go to fucking hell
8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
not big....
9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.
Or in a Lump Club member's case, 14 litres of their own anal gases
10. Sharing a bag of chips with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their feces
In my house it would be more around 80% (please for fucking God's sake dont' ask)
Have a nice day
You too
Oh, and 100% of all trolls encountered here have recently fucked their hats and failed to wash their hands
Posted: 2002-10-30 12:20am
by Stormbringer
[churchlady]
well isn't that special[/churchlady]
Re: Useless facts to know...And just wear gloves.
Posted: 2002-10-30 12:21am
by XaLEv
RayCav of ASVS wrote:5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
OH FUCKING YEAH! I CAN NOW FINALLY SAY I TOUCHED PUSSY JUICE! WHOO!
FUQable.
Posted: 2002-10-30 12:21am
by weemadando
Having done bar and restaurant service courses and worked as a waiter etc...
Always handle glasses below the halfway mark.
Never hold your hand or arm over a plate.
Never hold a plate by anything other than the absolute rim (support it underneath)
What? You did something other than food prep/service (no matter how minor): Wash your hands.
What? You were wearing gloves? Change gloves?
What? You moved from vegetable preparation to meat/dairy/whatever or vice versa: Clean the surfaces, utensils and hands then start on the new food group.
What? Any part of your body (even the most marginal part of your finger) came into contact with the food/drink ready for service? Replace it. And if your unlucky it'll be taken out of your wages.
Re: Useless facts to know...And just wear gloves.
Posted: 2002-10-30 12:22am
by RayCav of ASVS
XaLEv wrote:RayCav of ASVS wrote:5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
OH FUCKING YEAH! I CAN NOW FINALLY SAY I TOUCHED PUSSY JUICE! WHOO!
FUQable.
Hey I made it my sig