StarDestroyer.Net BBS

Ok who here likes anal? Lata and Happy Fucking!

To be frank,I don't really mind whether it is anal or not. As long as me and my girlfriend are both shivering with cold, it will surely be a great sex

I foresee Wong's reply already....

verilon wrote:I foresee Wong's reply already....

We *all* know his reply already...

And for the truly demented, we can call it Necro-Bestial-Buttsex...

EmperorMing wrote:And for the truly demented, we can call it Necro-Bestial-Buttsex...

*ahem* ie a name I will refuse to mention or two *ahem*

EmperorMing wrote:And for the truly demented, we can call it Necro-Bestial-Buttsex...

Thats a joke of monumentally bad taste. Don't make another.

Stormbringer wrote:

EmperorMing wrote:And for the truly demented, we can call it Necro-Bestial-Buttsex...

Thats a joke of monumentally bad taste. Don't make another.

ROFLMAO!!! Thanks Stormbringer... BTW Wicked Pilot's post edits of Arminius are hilarious! Every time I see one of the Four Horsemen I think of that! Lata and Happy Making Racist-Donkey-Raping-Sons-of-Whores Look Even More Of An Ass than They Already Are!

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

Stormbringer wrote:

EmperorMing wrote:And for the truly demented, we can call it Necro-Bestial-Buttsex...

Thats a joke of monumentally bad taste. Don't make another.

ROFLMAO!!! Thanks Stormbringer... BTW Wicked Pilot's post edits of Arminius are hilarious! Every time I see one of the Four Horsemen I think of that! Lata and Happy Making Racist-Donkey-Raping-Sons-of-Whores Look Even More Of An Ass than They Already Are!

We aim to please and it seems that we have.

verilon wrote:I foresee Wong's reply already....

As can anyone registered here for over 30 minutes...

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:

verilon wrote:I foresee Wong's reply already....

As can anyone registered here for over 30 minutes...

More or less. I knew it BEFORE I registered...at the time, the previous Anal Sex thread was thriving.

Anal Sex is nasty and unhealthy. Shit comes out an ass, my dick is never gonna become chocolate flavoured.

Muad'Dib wrote:Anal Sex is nasty and unhealthy. Shit comes out an ass, my dick is never gonna become chocolate flavoured.

It only becomes "flavour" when someone... well, lets not go there...

I can't believe this hasn't hit the HOS yet.

Muad'Dib wrote:Anal Sex is nasty and unhealthy. Shit comes out an ass, my dick is never gonna become chocolate flavoured.

aah, yes, my words.

Muad'Dib wrote:Anal Sex is nasty and unhealthy. Shit comes out an ass, my dick is never gonna become chocolate flavoured.

Don't say that around Darth Wong..... Lata and Happy Fucking!

I've never had anal sex (never had sex for that matter) but I'd certainly like to try it.

Stormbringer wrote:I've never had anal sex (never had sex for that matter) but I'd certainly like to try it.

How old are you?

Isn't anal sex unhealthy for you? Something about tearing the mucous membranes in your ass. I recall getting handouts in my high school health class about that, although I don't remember very well since I never paid attention.

I'm not too partial to anal myself, although I have done it.

It can actually be a real pain in the ass. (pun intended)

Jim Raynor wrote:Isn't anal sex unhealthy for you? Something about tearing the mucous membranes in your ass. I recall getting handouts in my high school health class about that, although I don't remember very well since I never paid attention.

That's what lube is for. There are women who have taken it in the rear hundreds of times without any problem at all. When dry, even vaginal sex can lead to tissue tears, which is why women who suffer vaginal dryness must use lube. I suspect that scare tactics about anal sex (and I've seen quite a few) are a side-effect of lingering puritanism.

Darth Wong wrote:

Jim Raynor wrote:Isn't anal sex unhealthy for you? Something about tearing the mucous membranes in your ass. I recall getting handouts in my high school health class about that, although I don't remember very well since I never paid attention.

That's what lube is for. There are women who have taken it in the rear hundreds of times without any problem at all. When dry, even vaginal sex can lead to tissue tears, which is why women who suffer vaginal dryness must use lube. I suspect that scare tactics about anal sex (and I've seen quite a few) are a side-effect of lingering puritanism.

Yes, you have to use lube for EVERYTHING (oral sex excluded, spit is its own lube) or it BURNS like hell!!!! Damn puritans... Who wants to bet they're actually burning in Hell for making people miserable? Lata and Happy Fucking!

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Damn puritans... Who wants to bet they're actually burning in Hell for making people miserable? Lata and Happy Fucking!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!! LMGDAO! That's a good one!

IG-88E wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Damn puritans... Who wants to bet they're actually burning in Hell for making people miserable? Lata and Happy Fucking!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!! LMGDAO! That's a good one!

Thanx IG! I hate the incredible damage they did to our culture... Lata and Have You LARTed a Puritan Today?

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Damn puritans... Who wants to bet they're actually burning in Hell for making people miserable? Lata and Happy Fucking!

That's DEFINITELY sig-worthy...just not in my sig here.....Redscape, maybe....hrm.....