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That's right peons, today I am officially sixteen years old! You may all grovel now.

Also, this is my 150th post, earning me the right to call myself a Padawan. W00t!
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RIP Eddie.
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Andrew J. wrote:That's right peons, today I am officially sixteen years old! You may all grovel now.

Also, this is my 150th post, earning me the right to call myself a Padawan. W00t!
come to germany, you can legally get drunk now.
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Happy Birthday Andrew!

*gives you your first "grown up" kiss* ;)
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Andrew J. wrote:That's right peons, today I am officially sixteen years old! You may all grovel now.

Also, this is my 150th post, earning me the right to call myself a Padawan. W00t!
::hands Andrew a hat...::
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Kelly Antilles wrote:Happy Birthday Andrew!

*gives you your first "grown up" kiss* ;)
We all know what you really want to do...give the kid a good spankin'! :wink:
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P
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*hands Andrew a birthday cigar*
*BLAM! It is an exploding cigar*
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Did you get banned over at SB?
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You're now able to legally have sex. Congrats.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:Happy Birthday Andrew!

*gives you your first "grown up" kiss* ;)
*spontaneously combusts*
Don't hate; appreciate!

RIP Eddie.
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Ted wrote:You're now able to legally have sex. Congrats.
WOOT WOOT??? :shock:
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Ted wrote:You're now able to legally have sex. Congrats.
Still, 15 could get Andrew J. 20.
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XaLEv wrote:Did you get banned over at SB?
Er, yeah. Have you been under a rock since early August?
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RIP Eddie.
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Ted wrote:You're now able to legally have sex. Congrats.
More like it is now illegal for him to have sex with people younger than him. In a few states, at least.
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Ted wrote:You're now able to legally have sex. Congrats.
I'm fairly sure I'm not. Not in the US, at any rate.
Don't hate; appreciate!

RIP Eddie.
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Andrew J. wrote:
XaLEv wrote:Did you get banned over at SB?
Er, yeah. Have you been under a rock since early August?
No, I just felt like asking that.
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Andrew J. wrote:
Ted wrote:You're now able to legally have sex. Congrats.
I'm fairly sure I'm not. Not in the US, at any rate.


MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
another come to germany. you´ve been allowed to have sex for 2 years.
damn, why can they prohibit sex until a certain age? that´s just sick!
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Andrew J. wrote:
Ted wrote:You're now able to legally have sex. Congrats.
I'm fairly sure I'm not. Not in the US, at any rate.
Sorry, I thought you were Canadian by the intelligence you displayed, I guess I over-estimated your intelligence.
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Ted wrote:
Andrew J. wrote:
Ted wrote:You're now able to legally have sex. Congrats.
I'm fairly sure I'm not. Not in the US, at any rate.
Sorry, I thought you were Canadian by the intelligence you displayed, I guess I over-estimated your intelligence.
Maybe his parents are Canadian? :)
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salm wrote:
Andrew J. wrote:
Ted wrote:You're now able to legally have sex. Congrats.
I'm fairly sure I'm not. Not in the US, at any rate.


MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
another come to germany. you´ve been allowed to have sex for 2 years.
damn, why can they prohibit sex until a certain age? that´s just sick!
Well, I wouldn't be able to have sex anyway, due to the fact that I'm ugly and I'm antisocial.
Don't hate; appreciate!

RIP Eddie.
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Ted wrote:
Andrew J. wrote:
Sorry, I thought you were Canadian by the intelligence you displayed, I guess I over-estimated your intelligence.
Eh?
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Andrew J. wrote:
Ted wrote: Sorry, I thought you were Canadian by the intelligence you displayed, I guess I over-estimated your intelligence.
Eh?
Basically a way to say why I thought you were legal, the first that popped into my head was that you to smart to be yankee.
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Andrew J. wrote: Well, I wouldn't be able to have sex anyway, due to the fact that I'm ugly and I'm antisocial.
That doesn't matter... oh wait, antisocial does.
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Ted wrote:
Andrew J. wrote: Eh?
Basically a way to say why I thought you were legal, the first that popped into my head was that you to smart to be yankee.
Let me try that joke again...

What's this all aboot, eh?
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Andrew J. wrote:
salm wrote:
Andrew J. wrote: I'm fairly sure I'm not. Not in the US, at any rate.


MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
another come to germany. you´ve been allowed to have sex for 2 years.
damn, why can they prohibit sex until a certain age? that´s just sick!
Well, I wouldn't be able to have sex anyway, due to the fact that I'm ugly and I'm antisocial.
er.. ok, if you´re ugly, please dont spread your gens. :twisted:
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HAPPY BIRTHADAY!!!

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