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Post by Headshots_Sold_Here »

To start: I realize that this webhost won't allow proper pr0n, just titties. My solution: new forum that is linked to, at one of those free forum thingies. All non-gay wanking matierial (Kelly's fanfic, Ask kelly questions, naked pictures, most anything else kelly posts) will then be there. As convinient as this is, the webhost could decide to be a jackass and for a couple tits in the forums the site goes down. Bad.
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Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

What the hell is your fucking point?

THERE WILL BE NO PORNOGRAPHY ON THIS BOARD

Got it?
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I don't think there is any need for that.

There is enough smut out there as it is... :wink:

Fanfics can stay in their own sections, and no one is really gonna object...
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Exactly.

Go look for it yourself.
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Besides, don't you think the board has had enough of an influx of porn?
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Headshots_Sold_Here wrote:To start: I realize that this webhost won't allow proper pr0n, just titties. My solution: new forum that is linked to, at one of those free forum thingies. All non-gay wanking matierial (Kelly's fanfic, Ask kelly questions, naked pictures, most anything else kelly posts) will then be there. As convinient as this is, the webhost could decide to be a jackass and for a couple tits in the forums the site goes down. Bad.
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Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

No kidding.

I'm still not sure exaclty what the hell he's even saying. I think he might even be negating himself.
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I think he wants to put all the porn/riské etc... type stuff in its own forum on a different host but with a link from SDnet. :?
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spanky, i got 2 words for you: FUCK OFF!!


yes, you've pissed me off now, what have you got against porn? so far you're the only one squakin' about it, if you don't like it, LEAVE!

btw, only Wong can declare this board porn free, and i think for now (as near i can tell) he has not voiced such opinion.
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Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

Eat me.

So far, I'm not the only one to think this idiot's idea is stupid.

Mike has said that having pornography would violate his TOS.

And the purpose of this board is not to provide wankers with their precious mastubation fuel.

You want your sacred pornography so badly, go find it your own fucking self.
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well it obviously hasn't thus far, no doubt when it gets too hot to handle it'll be nuked, till then, shut the fuck up, ok?

as for the offer of "eat me", don't tempt me, i'm horny and at this point probably more than willing to take you up on it. :D
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Don't take expressions literally, you cunt. It makes you look like an ass.

I am done conversing with you.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Don't take expressions literally, you cunt. It makes you look like an ass.

I am done conversing with you.
and you sir are a dumbass, you obviously couldn't spot a joke if it came up and bit you on the ass.

btw, there's medications for your condition. :D


(as a note, it's people like you that i used to enjoy pounding in school just because they were pricks.)
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Whatever.

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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Whatever.

I am done conversing with you.
coward, come out and face me like a man, or are you a yellow-bellied french?
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So Spanky, if we should get our porn elsewhere, what sites do you recommend? Which are your favorites?

Right now I use www.wildsex.com and www.asiatgp.net, and www.freecartoonsex.com when I'm in the mood for that shit.

I used to use www.picturepost.com before that went kaput. I then switched to www.freesmut.com, but that seems to also be gone now.

But I'm curious as to which site you use that is so great you can't even stand seeing porn anywhere else. Is it a paysite? 'Cause if it is, screw that. Or give me your pw sometime.
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Robert Treder wrote:So Spanky, if we should get our porn elsewhere, what sites do you recommend? Which are your favorites?

Right now I use www.wildsex.com and www.asiatgp.net, and www.freecartoonsex.com when I'm in the mood for that shit.

I used to use www.picturepost.com before that went kaput. I then switched to www.freesmut.com, but that seems to also be gone now.

But I'm curious as to which site you use that is so great you can't even stand seeing porn anywhere else. Is it a paysite? 'Cause if it is, screw that. Or give me your pw sometime.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:No kidding.

I'm still not sure exaclty what the hell he's even saying. I think he might even be negating himself.
Spanky........STFU!!!!!!!

We've got free PORN and we dont' even have
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I don't even have to read the replys(Asides from Spankys well wored one) THERE WILL NEVER BEEN A GDAMN PORN FORUM HERE

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Spanky, have you ever considered Prozac?
Or some other relaxative drug or happy pill?
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His Divine Shadow wrote:Spanky, have you ever considered Prozac?
Or some other relaxative drug or happy pill?
naw, what his problem is, he's got free porn with no popup ads and spam, he's horney, and he's got one wee problem... he lost his masturbation instruction manual. :D
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Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

I don't look at pornography that much.

When I do, I pretty much use search engines, looking up random stuff. Mostly amature photos.

But as I said, I don't really look at pornography that much.

I don't have a problem with it, I just think that this board is not really the place for it.

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Spanky's custom title should be one of the following:


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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

There's plenty of it elsewhere online. I say keep it clean, I don't feel this is the place.
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Mr Bean, would you please ever so kindly summon up the power and
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD!!!!!
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