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Porn Forum..

Posted: 2002-10-31 02:18am
by Headshots_Sold_Here
To start: I realize that this webhost won't allow proper pr0n, just titties. My solution: new forum that is linked to, at one of those free forum thingies. All non-gay wanking matierial (Kelly's fanfic, Ask kelly questions, naked pictures, most anything else kelly posts) will then be there. As convinient as this is, the webhost could decide to be a jackass and for a couple tits in the forums the site goes down. Bad.

Posted: 2002-10-31 02:37am
by Spanky The Dolphin
What the hell is your fucking point?

THERE WILL BE NO PORNOGRAPHY ON THIS BOARD

Got it?

Posted: 2002-10-31 02:39am
by EmperorMing
I don't think there is any need for that.

There is enough smut out there as it is... :wink:

Fanfics can stay in their own sections, and no one is really gonna object...

Posted: 2002-10-31 02:40am
by Spanky The Dolphin
Exactly.

Go look for it yourself.

Posted: 2002-10-31 02:42am
by Tsyroc
Besides, don't you think the board has had enough of an influx of porn?

Re: Porn Forum..

Posted: 2002-10-31 02:43am
by Shinova
Headshots_Sold_Here wrote:To start: I realize that this webhost won't allow proper pr0n, just titties. My solution: new forum that is linked to, at one of those free forum thingies. All non-gay wanking matierial (Kelly's fanfic, Ask kelly questions, naked pictures, most anything else kelly posts) will then be there. As convinient as this is, the webhost could decide to be a jackass and for a couple tits in the forums the site goes down. Bad.
You may want to have a clear question in mind before actually delivering it.

Posted: 2002-10-31 02:45am
by Spanky The Dolphin
No kidding.

I'm still not sure exaclty what the hell he's even saying. I think he might even be negating himself.

Posted: 2002-10-31 02:54am
by Tsyroc
I think he wants to put all the porn/riské etc... type stuff in its own forum on a different host but with a link from SDnet. :?

Posted: 2002-10-31 03:48am
by Hyperion
spanky, i got 2 words for you: FUCK OFF!!


yes, you've pissed me off now, what have you got against porn? so far you're the only one squakin' about it, if you don't like it, LEAVE!

btw, only Wong can declare this board porn free, and i think for now (as near i can tell) he has not voiced such opinion.

Posted: 2002-10-31 03:50am
by Spanky The Dolphin
Eat me.

So far, I'm not the only one to think this idiot's idea is stupid.

Mike has said that having pornography would violate his TOS.

And the purpose of this board is not to provide wankers with their precious mastubation fuel.

You want your sacred pornography so badly, go find it your own fucking self.

Posted: 2002-10-31 03:53am
by Hyperion
well it obviously hasn't thus far, no doubt when it gets too hot to handle it'll be nuked, till then, shut the fuck up, ok?

as for the offer of "eat me", don't tempt me, i'm horny and at this point probably more than willing to take you up on it. :D

Posted: 2002-10-31 03:54am
by Spanky The Dolphin
Don't take expressions literally, you cunt. It makes you look like an ass.

I am done conversing with you.

Posted: 2002-10-31 03:57am
by Hyperion
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Don't take expressions literally, you cunt. It makes you look like an ass.

I am done conversing with you.
and you sir are a dumbass, you obviously couldn't spot a joke if it came up and bit you on the ass.

btw, there's medications for your condition. :D


(as a note, it's people like you that i used to enjoy pounding in school just because they were pricks.)

Posted: 2002-10-31 04:01am
by Spanky The Dolphin
Whatever.

I am done conversing with you.

Posted: 2002-10-31 04:29am
by Hyperion
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Whatever.

I am done conversing with you.
coward, come out and face me like a man, or are you a yellow-bellied french?

Posted: 2002-10-31 05:46am
by Robert Treder
So Spanky, if we should get our porn elsewhere, what sites do you recommend? Which are your favorites?

Right now I use www.wildsex.com and www.asiatgp.net, and www.freecartoonsex.com when I'm in the mood for that shit.

I used to use www.picturepost.com before that went kaput. I then switched to www.freesmut.com, but that seems to also be gone now.

But I'm curious as to which site you use that is so great you can't even stand seeing porn anywhere else. Is it a paysite? 'Cause if it is, screw that. Or give me your pw sometime.

Posted: 2002-10-31 06:17am
by EmperorMing
Robert Treder wrote:So Spanky, if we should get our porn elsewhere, what sites do you recommend? Which are your favorites?

Right now I use www.wildsex.com and www.asiatgp.net, and www.freecartoonsex.com when I'm in the mood for that shit.

I used to use www.picturepost.com before that went kaput. I then switched to www.freesmut.com, but that seems to also be gone now.

But I'm curious as to which site you use that is so great you can't even stand seeing porn anywhere else. Is it a paysite? 'Cause if it is, screw that. Or give me your pw sometime.
Go to sensible erection .com :P

Posted: 2002-10-31 06:51am
by MKSheppard
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:No kidding.

I'm still not sure exaclty what the hell he's even saying. I think he might even be negating himself.
Spanky........STFU!!!!!!!

We've got free PORN and we dont' even have
to go look for it, so shut the fuck up and close
your damn pie hole!

Posted: 2002-10-31 08:11am
by Mr Bean
I don't even have to read the replys(Asides from Spankys well wored one) THERE WILL NEVER BEEN A GDAMN PORN FORUM HERE

Posted: 2002-10-31 08:21am
by His Divine Shadow
Spanky, have you ever considered Prozac?
Or some other relaxative drug or happy pill?

Posted: 2002-10-31 12:02pm
by Hyperion
His Divine Shadow wrote:Spanky, have you ever considered Prozac?
Or some other relaxative drug or happy pill?
naw, what his problem is, he's got free porn with no popup ads and spam, he's horney, and he's got one wee problem... he lost his masturbation instruction manual. :D

Posted: 2002-10-31 01:43pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
I don't look at pornography that much.

When I do, I pretty much use search engines, looking up random stuff. Mostly amature photos.

But as I said, I don't really look at pornography that much.

I don't have a problem with it, I just think that this board is not really the place for it.

And Hyperion: Yes, I'm a coward. And damn proud of it. We tend to live longer.

Posted: 2002-10-31 05:15pm
by Shinova
Spanky's custom title should be one of the following:


Lord of Cynicism
God of Cynicism
Lord of Bitterness
God of Bitterness
Bitter Dolphin
Super-Cynic
Lord of Pessimism
God of Pessimism


:mrgreen:

Posted: 2002-10-31 05:20pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
There's plenty of it elsewhere online. I say keep it clean, I don't feel this is the place.

Posted: 2002-10-31 05:21pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Mr Bean, would you please ever so kindly summon up the power and
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD!!!!!
Lata and Happy Fragging!