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The sickest thing you ever did accidentally or purposely.

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Ok...I asked this from Kelly and I offered to responed in kind. However, I am the Newbie on the block so to be fair I shall go first.

Back in the year of 1994, on a long military convoy in Germany, I failed to bring with me anything to drink. After a few hours I was SOOOO thirsty... At a rest stop everyone exited their Hummers, I got out and spoted and unguarded can on Mountain Dew. The temptation was Way to much for me. I grabed it and took a nice long swallow......................................only to realize aftet the first swallow it was my buddies spit can for his Dip tabaco. I puked all over the place and was the butt of jokes for days. That is the most disgusting thing ever to happen to me and to this day still gives me the bubblies in the tummy.
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Throwing up on my keyboard and still typing on it after reading that :P
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ok....I guess I have totaly destroyed any chance that I might (and I stress might) have had to be a semi respected member of this forum. Well...I said I would be totaly honest... I guess thats what honesty gets you. Sorry if this topic was tasteless.
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Dargos wrote:ok....I guess I have totaly destroyed any chance that I might (and I stress might) have had to be a semi respected member of this forum. Well...I said I would be totaly honest... I guess thats what honesty gets you. Sorry if this topic was tasteless.
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Dargos wrote:Ok...I asked this from Kelly and I offered to responed in kind. However, I am the Newbie on the block so to be fair I shall go first.

Back in the year of 1994, on a long military convoy in Germany, I failed to bring with me anything to drink. After a few hours I was SOOOO thirsty... At a rest stop everyone exited their Hummers, I got out and spoted and unguarded can on Mountain Dew. The temptation was Way to much for me. I grabed it and took a nice long swallow......................................only to realize aftet the first swallow it was my buddies spit can for his Dip tabaco. I puked all over the place and was the butt of jokes for days. That is the most disgusting thing ever to happen to me and to this day still gives me the bubblies in the tummy.
That's pretty disgusting...reminds me of when I used to dip Copenhagen. I'd have two Coke cans: One with spit in it and the other with a nice cold Coke. Can still remember taking a swig from the wrong can ... and not repeating the mistake. Coincidentally I no longer dip.
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I once spent 1/2 an hour examining a melted plastic tap at school. I was prodding it with a pen, then with my fingers, observing the funny way the plastic stretched and moved around... and then I had the bright idea of sticking the point of my compass into it.
Imagine my surprise when the melted plastic parted elastically, to reveal a totally undamaged tap underneath.
Yep, I'd been playing with a melted condom for the past 30 minutes - one which some bastard kid had stretched over the tap and torched with lighter fluid. Grrr! :evil:
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this involves a lot of alcohol. a friend an me were at a party. at 5 in the morning everyone else had left or gone to bed. we went into the kitchen and got pots and big spoons. we went outside in underpants, put the pots on our heads and started banging the spoons onto the pots. it was in the middle of stuttgart. after several neighbors had opened their windows and yelled at us we went back inside took a piss on the stairs and found the toilette brush. i gave my friend 10 marks and he brushed his teeth with the toilette brush. i wish somebody had taken photos or made a video.
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jegs2 wrote:
Dargos wrote:Ok...I asked this from Kelly and I offered to responed in kind. However, I am the Newbie on the block so to be fair I shall go first.

Back in the year of 1994, on a long military convoy in Germany, I failed to bring with me anything to drink. After a few hours I was SOOOO thirsty... At a rest stop everyone exited their Hummers, I got out and spoted and unguarded can on Mountain Dew. The temptation was Way to much for me. I grabed it and took a nice long swallow......................................only to realize aftet the first swallow it was my buddies spit can for his Dip tabaco. I puked all over the place and was the butt of jokes for days. That is the most disgusting thing ever to happen to me and to this day still gives me the bubblies in the tummy.
That's pretty disgusting...reminds me of when I used to dip Copenhagen. I'd have two Coke cans: One with spit in it and the other with a nice cold Coke. Can still remember taking a swig from the wrong can ... and not repeating the mistake. Coincidentally I no longer dip.
It gets even more complicated when it's two beer cans/bottles. The drunker you get the less you pay attension which is which. Plus the extra added bonus of after a point when you've had too much to drink you don't care which one you just drank.
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I was at a birthday party of one of my friend's girlfriend and some time after 1 or 2 at night I had to puke and I went out of the living room into the corridor, but instead of taking the door left-hand which led to the toilet I took the one right hand which led to the girlfriend's bedroom. :oops:
I did clean everything up the next morning, though.
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When I was living in the dorms, my roommate got himself a can of sardines. After having consumed them along with a great deal of Vodka, we took the sardine can full of the fish oil into a friend's room when he wasn't there and stuck the can in the heater. This was in the dead of winter, so the thing was going full blast, and within twenty minutes the stench was so powerful that the entire dorm hallway reeked of fish oil. Good lord was my friend PISSED. It took him about two days to find the can, but the damage had been done. The fish oil smell lingered in my friends room for months. It was a pretty jackass thing to do at the time, but looking back on it we all have a good laugh about it, so I guess all has been forgiven. Besides, it's an amusing story to tell.
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RadiO wrote:I once spent 1/2 an hour examining a melted plastic tap at school. I was prodding it with a pen, then with my fingers, observing the funny way the plastic stretched and moved around... and then I had the bright idea of sticking the point of my compass into it.
Imagine my surprise when the melted plastic parted elastically, to reveal a totally undamaged tap underneath.
Yep, I'd been playing with a melted condom for the past 30 minutes - one which some bastard kid had stretched over the tap and torched with lighter fluid. Grrr! :evil:
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The sickest thing I've ever done was the time when I ran my bike over an injured bird on the ground in curiosity. That was when I was a little kid, and nowdays I wouldn't think of doing something like that again.
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I once sliced my own thumb nearly to the bone with a dirty knife... finished the day of work too!... have gotten a mouth full of black motor oil and gas... and some things I'd rather keep locked in the closet of my memory
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