Darth Wong, Check your PM please. I have terrible news...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-10-31 11:21am

Imminent invasion by Creationweb Fundies! Read! http://www.creationweb.org/viewtopic.ph ... be756f200e
Happy Hunting!

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-31 11:24am

To arms!

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-10-31 11:34am

Fuck this......

*Gets out scoped Mauser 98K and begins hunting down Captain Lennox*

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2002-10-31 11:35am

MAN THE GUNS!!!

damn spacebattles once in a while...i recognize those screenames...

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-31 11:39am

Hyperion wrote:MAN THE GUNS!!!

damn spacebattles once in a while...i recognize those screenames...

Spacebattles is rotten with creastionists and fundies.

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-10-31 11:43am

Whats it say? Whats it say dammit!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-31 12:12pm

Destroy all invaders!!!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-10-31 12:14pm

As You Ordered, Master.
P.S. Did you get my second message?

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-10-31 12:17pm

Considering that fundamentalists are uptight about sex, all we have to do is show the invaders the Kelly threads, and they'll explode.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-31 12:19pm

Durandal wrote:Considering that fundamentalists are uptight about sex, all we have to do is show the invaders the Kelly threads, and they'll explode.

From envy. Fundies all secretly want to experience the joys of being uninhibited perverts like us. They just curl up in a ball, suck their thumbs, and mumble "I'll get paid back in Heaven, I'll get paid back in Heaven, I'll get paid back in Heaven ..."

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-10-31 12:21pm

Not just Christian fundies, but ISLAMIC JIHAD FUNDIES TOO!!!
Read: http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=4895
Happy Hunting!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-31 12:32pm

Notice, however, that Shep, for all his other faults, is not a moron. He did not post a direct link. He posted a link which must be copied and pasted into your browser. This means they won't be able to backtrack from the HTTP_REFERER tag.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-10-31 12:33pm

From envy. Fundies all secretly want to experience the joys of being uninhibited perverts like us. They just curl up in a ball, suck their thumbs, and mumble "I'll get paid back in Heaven, I'll get paid back in Heaven, I'll get paid back in Heaven ..."

Indeed. Instead of smashing the fundies, we should try and bring them to the Dark Side by getting them to ask Kelly a question. Heheheheehe. :)

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-10-31 12:39pm

He said in that chatlog that Shep wanted to "welcome the Islamic Jihad to SD.Net." I think we may want to take precautions just on account of that.

Crazy_Vasey · Post by **Crazy_Vasey** » 2002-10-31 12:41pm

What are they gonna do? They can't ram an airliner into the forums...

That comment was in incredibly bad taste... sorry

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-31 12:43pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:He said in that chatlog that Shep wanted to "welcome the Islamic Jihad to SD.Net." I think we may want to take precautions just on account of that.

I think Raycav is just stirring up shit. If Shep wanted them to attack us, he would have posted a direct link so they could backtrack us.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-10-31 01:23pm

Hmm I should prepare the SLM forum for the fundie impact.

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2002-10-31 04:42pm

Ahh crep... time to ready the fallanx, get the trebuchets ready and bring forth the spear battalion and ready to burn the religous cretins and fill the air with the smell of their burning flesh and death screams...

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-10-31 05:39pm

Forget the Kelly threads, just seeing one of our posts will make them think we've been influenced by Satan.

Do they think 69 is an "evil number", like 666?

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2002-10-31 11:24pm

¤§¤ Admiral, we are in attack position.
Hold here.
We're not going to attack?
I have orders from the Emperor himself, he has something special planned for them. We only need to keep them from escaping.
Flame on!!!

¤§¤

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-10-31 11:37pm

Fundie bigots detected on sensors!

Fallacy shields up
Bigotry defence grid armed
logic beams charged and ready to fire
thought pulse cannons charged and ready to fire
Tolerance torpedoes loaded into all launchers

Bring us in front of them
Fire control, sync all weapons to fire a full forward salvo

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-10-31 11:43pm

Crazy_Vasey wrote:What are they gonna do? They can't ram an airliner into the forums...

That comment was in incredibly bad taste... sorry

I doubt the building that holds the board server could take such a hit.

Falkenhorst · Post by **Falkenhorst** » 2002-11-01 03:02am

I doubt the building that holds the board server could take such a hit.

Then we'll go for stealth! I can hide the servers in my neighbor's 4x8 corrugated steel shed out behind my house! He won't even know, because he's been stoned off his ass ever since his wife left him for that Wal-Mart asst. Manager!

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-11-01 08:11am

The link no work.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-11-01 08:34am

they deleted the thread

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Darth Wong, Check your PM please. I have terrible news...

Darth Wong, Check your PM please. I have terrible news...

"All hands to battlestations!"

Re: "All hands to battlestations!"

Only IDIOTS fight wars on 2 fronts!!!