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Darth Wong, Check your PM please. I have terrible news...

Posted: 2002-10-31 11:21am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Imminent invasion by Creationweb Fundies! Read! http://www.creationweb.org/viewtopic.ph ... be756f200e
Happy Hunting!

Posted: 2002-10-31 11:24am
by Stormbringer
To arms! :twisted: :twisted:

Posted: 2002-10-31 11:34am
by MKSheppard
Fuck this......

*Gets out scoped Mauser 98K and begins hunting down Captain Lennox*

"All hands to battlestations!"

Posted: 2002-10-31 11:35am
by Hyperion
MAN THE GUNS!!!


damn spacebattles once in a while...i recognize those screenames...

Re: "All hands to battlestations!"

Posted: 2002-10-31 11:39am
by Stormbringer
Hyperion wrote:MAN THE GUNS!!!


damn spacebattles once in a while...i recognize those screenames...
Spacebattles is rotten with creastionists and fundies.

Posted: 2002-10-31 11:43am
by Vympel
Whats it say? Whats it say dammit!

Posted: 2002-10-31 12:12pm
by Darth Wong
Destroy all invaders!!!

Posted: 2002-10-31 12:14pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
As You Ordered, Master.
P.S. Did you get my second message?

Posted: 2002-10-31 12:17pm
by Durandal
Considering that fundamentalists are uptight about sex, all we have to do is show the invaders the Kelly threads, and they'll explode.

Posted: 2002-10-31 12:19pm
by Darth Wong
Durandal wrote:Considering that fundamentalists are uptight about sex, all we have to do is show the invaders the Kelly threads, and they'll explode.
From envy. Fundies all secretly want to experience the joys of being uninhibited perverts like us. They just curl up in a ball, suck their thumbs, and mumble "I'll get paid back in Heaven, I'll get paid back in Heaven, I'll get paid back in Heaven ..."

Only IDIOTS fight wars on 2 fronts!!!

Posted: 2002-10-31 12:21pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Not just Christian fundies, but ISLAMIC JIHAD FUNDIES TOO!!!
Read: http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=4895
Happy Hunting!

Posted: 2002-10-31 12:32pm
by Darth Wong
Notice, however, that Shep, for all his other faults, is not a moron. He did not post a direct link. He posted a link which must be copied and pasted into your browser. This means they won't be able to backtrack from the HTTP_REFERER tag.

Posted: 2002-10-31 12:33pm
by Durandal
From envy. Fundies all secretly want to experience the joys of being uninhibited perverts like us. They just curl up in a ball, suck their thumbs, and mumble "I'll get paid back in Heaven, I'll get paid back in Heaven, I'll get paid back in Heaven ..."
Indeed. Instead of smashing the fundies, we should try and bring them to the Dark Side by getting them to ask Kelly a question. Heheheheehe. :)

Posted: 2002-10-31 12:39pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
He said in that chatlog that Shep wanted to "welcome the Islamic Jihad to SD.Net." I think we may want to take precautions just on account of that.

Posted: 2002-10-31 12:41pm
by Crazy_Vasey
What are they gonna do? They can't ram an airliner into the forums...

That comment was in incredibly bad taste... sorry

Posted: 2002-10-31 12:43pm
by Darth Wong
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:He said in that chatlog that Shep wanted to "welcome the Islamic Jihad to SD.Net." I think we may want to take precautions just on account of that.
I think Raycav is just stirring up shit. If Shep wanted them to attack us, he would have posted a direct link so they could backtrack us.

Posted: 2002-10-31 01:23pm
by Cpt_Frank
Hmm I should prepare the SLM forum for the fundie impact.

Posted: 2002-10-31 04:42pm
by Larz
Ahh crep... time to ready the fallanx, get the trebuchets ready and bring forth the spear battalion and ready to burn the religous cretins and fill the air with the smell of their burning flesh and death screams... :evil:

Posted: 2002-10-31 05:39pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Forget the Kelly threads, just seeing one of our posts will make them think we've been influenced by Satan.

Do they think 69 is an "evil number", like 666?

Posted: 2002-10-31 11:24pm
by Cal Wright
¤§¤ Admiral, we are in attack position.
Hold here.
We're not going to attack?
I have orders from the Emperor himself, he has something special planned for them. We only need to keep them from escaping.
Flame on!!!

¤§¤

Posted: 2002-10-31 11:37pm
by Alyrium Denryle
Fundie bigots detected on sensors!

Fallacy shields up
Bigotry defence grid armed
logic beams charged and ready to fire
thought pulse cannons charged and ready to fire
Tolerance torpedoes loaded into all launchers

Bring us in front of them
Fire control, sync all weapons to fire a full forward salvo

Posted: 2002-10-31 11:43pm
by Sea Skimmer
Crazy_Vasey wrote:What are they gonna do? They can't ram an airliner into the forums...

That comment was in incredibly bad taste... sorry
I doubt the building that holds the board server could take such a hit.

Posted: 2002-11-01 03:02am
by Falkenhorst
I doubt the building that holds the board server could take such a hit.
Then we'll go for stealth! I can hide the servers in my neighbor's 4x8 corrugated steel shed out behind my house! He won't even know, because he's been stoned off his ass ever since his wife left him for that Wal-Mart asst. Manager!

Posted: 2002-11-01 08:11am
by Grand Admiral Thrawn
The link no work.

Posted: 2002-11-01 08:34am
by Alyrium Denryle
they deleted the thread