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I just had three major history tests, all involving essays, and short answer questions. In about 3 hours I wrote about 17 pages, single spaced.

I'm blanked out in my mind, cant think properly, completely brain drained.

Near the end of the last one, with 15 mins and still to write 3 pages this hot chick with huge boobs walks into the classroom wearing, get this, a straw dress over pants and a cocnut bikini top. How the FUCK am I supposed to concentrate with that chick in the class. Worse too, I had just thought up a great part for the liberalism and modernization of it, then BOOM, girl takes over, and out it goes, and I write "boobs with coconuts" twice, then I she walks out with the teacher, and we're all like "what the?" and I realized I'd written that.

Fuck, I screwed up that last 3 PAGES of the essay, fuck fuck fuck.

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Was she wearing anything under the coconuts?
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Was she wearing anything under the coconuts?
The smallest and tightest tank top you could think of.
Basically, about 4" around the coconuts was clothed.
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Ted wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Was she wearing anything under the coconuts?
The smallest and tightest tank top you could think of.
Basically, about 4" around the coconuts was clothed.

I'm already horny. I can't wait until college.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Was she wearing anything under the coconuts?
The smallest and tightest tank top you could think of.
Basically, about 4" around the coconuts was clothed.

I'm already horny. I can't wait until college.
I'm only in High School man.
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It's cold around KSU right now, so when one girl came into class wearing a heavy jacket, I didn't think much of it. It was AFTER she flashed me to shw she wasn't wearing a top that I got interested...
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IG-88E wrote:It's cold around KSU right now, so when one girl came into class wearing a heavy jacket, I didn't think much of it. It was AFTER she flashed me to shw she wasn't wearing a top that I got interested...

Hehehe I hope she didn't do that where the teacher could see it.
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Nope. She's smarter than that.
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Would the teacher have reported her, d'you think?
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Yeah. He's a decent guy, but that's still no way to behave in class.

Unless it's my class. :twisted:
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IG-88E wrote:Yeah. He's a decent guy, but that's still no way to behave in class.

Unless it's my class. :twisted:
Very true, is he a history teacher? I find they're the nicest and funniest.
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Nope:

Art of the Theater.

As a HS Drama Club member, we've connected pretty well, and it's my favorite class. (and the hotties only add to it :twisted: )
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You're just full of interesting school stories, aren't you Iggy?

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XaLEv wrote:You're just full of interesting school stories, aren't you Iggy?

:twisted: :P :D
Yeah, more school stories from Iggy!
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Ted wrote:
XaLEv wrote:You're just full of interesting school stories, aren't you Iggy?

:twisted: :P :D
Yeah, more school stories from Iggy!
ROFL. We should start a thread...
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IG-88E wrote:
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XaLEv wrote:You're just full of interesting school stories, aren't you Iggy?

:twisted: :P :D
Yeah, more school stories from Iggy!
ROFL. We should start a thread...
Yeah, everybody can put their best/worst/anyotherkindofexperience story there.
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NO!

That would get locked for being redundant. (after all the experience threads)
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IG-88E wrote:NO!

That would get locked for being redundant. (after all the experience threads)
I mean just school stories, like when you're walking in the hall, and the girls bathroom door swings open and breaks your nose(happend to me).
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Ted wrote:
IG-88E wrote:NO!

That would get locked for being redundant. (after all the experience threads)
I mean just school stories, like when you're walking in the hall, and the girls bathroom door swings open and breaks your nose(happend to me).
OUCH! Oh, that's gotta fucking hurt! Once a door opened and hit me in the back of the head. Man, I saw stars.
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IG-88E wrote:
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IG-88E wrote:NO!

That would get locked for being redundant. (after all the experience threads)
I mean just school stories, like when you're walking in the hall, and the girls bathroom door swings open and breaks your nose(happend to me).
OUCH! Oh, that's gotta fucking hurt! Once a door opened and hit me in the back of the head. Man, I saw stars.
Yeah it hurt, but it was better cause the girl was one of the hot girls at school, got all guilty and upset and all. Hehehehe, it was fine till the ambulance came, man wwhat an UGLY nurse.
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Yikes. Did she ever make it up to you? :twisted:
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:twisted: Not quite in the way you expect, but yeah, she did. 8)
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What'd she do?
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IG-88E wrote:What'd she do?
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