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AW FUCK

Posted: 2002-10-31 05:23pm
by Ted
I just had three major history tests, all involving essays, and short answer questions. In about 3 hours I wrote about 17 pages, single spaced.

I'm blanked out in my mind, cant think properly, completely brain drained.

Near the end of the last one, with 15 mins and still to write 3 pages this hot chick with huge boobs walks into the classroom wearing, get this, a straw dress over pants and a cocnut bikini top. How the FUCK am I supposed to concentrate with that chick in the class. Worse too, I had just thought up a great part for the liberalism and modernization of it, then BOOM, girl takes over, and out it goes, and I write "boobs with coconuts" twice, then I she walks out with the teacher, and we're all like "what the?" and I realized I'd written that.

Fuck, I screwed up that last 3 PAGES of the essay, fuck fuck fuck.

/END RANT

Posted: 2002-10-31 05:26pm
by Tosho
:lol:

Posted: 2002-10-31 05:26pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Was she wearing anything under the coconuts?

Posted: 2002-10-31 05:31pm
by Ted
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Was she wearing anything under the coconuts?
The smallest and tightest tank top you could think of.
Basically, about 4" around the coconuts was clothed.

Posted: 2002-10-31 05:35pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Ted wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Was she wearing anything under the coconuts?
The smallest and tightest tank top you could think of.
Basically, about 4" around the coconuts was clothed.

I'm already horny. I can't wait until college.

Posted: 2002-10-31 05:41pm
by Ted
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Ted wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Was she wearing anything under the coconuts?
The smallest and tightest tank top you could think of.
Basically, about 4" around the coconuts was clothed.

I'm already horny. I can't wait until college.
I'm only in High School man.

Posted: 2002-10-31 05:44pm
by Kuja
It's cold around KSU right now, so when one girl came into class wearing a heavy jacket, I didn't think much of it. It was AFTER she flashed me to shw she wasn't wearing a top that I got interested...

Posted: 2002-10-31 07:06pm
by Ted
IG-88E wrote:It's cold around KSU right now, so when one girl came into class wearing a heavy jacket, I didn't think much of it. It was AFTER she flashed me to shw she wasn't wearing a top that I got interested...

Hehehe I hope she didn't do that where the teacher could see it.

Posted: 2002-10-31 07:08pm
by Kuja
Nope. She's smarter than that.

Posted: 2002-10-31 07:09pm
by Ted
Would the teacher have reported her, d'you think?

Posted: 2002-10-31 07:22pm
by Kuja
Yeah. He's a decent guy, but that's still no way to behave in class.

Unless it's my class. :twisted:

Posted: 2002-10-31 07:25pm
by Ted
IG-88E wrote:Yeah. He's a decent guy, but that's still no way to behave in class.

Unless it's my class. :twisted:
Very true, is he a history teacher? I find they're the nicest and funniest.

Posted: 2002-10-31 07:27pm
by Kuja
Nope:

Art of the Theater.

As a HS Drama Club member, we've connected pretty well, and it's my favorite class. (and the hotties only add to it :twisted: )

Posted: 2002-10-31 07:30pm
by XaLEv
You're just full of interesting school stories, aren't you Iggy?

:twisted: :P :D

Posted: 2002-10-31 07:31pm
by Ted
XaLEv wrote:You're just full of interesting school stories, aren't you Iggy?

:twisted: :P :D
Yeah, more school stories from Iggy!

Posted: 2002-10-31 07:32pm
by Kuja
Ted wrote:
XaLEv wrote:You're just full of interesting school stories, aren't you Iggy?

:twisted: :P :D
Yeah, more school stories from Iggy!
ROFL. We should start a thread...

Posted: 2002-10-31 07:34pm
by Ted
IG-88E wrote:
Ted wrote:
XaLEv wrote:You're just full of interesting school stories, aren't you Iggy?

:twisted: :P :D
Yeah, more school stories from Iggy!
ROFL. We should start a thread...
Yeah, everybody can put their best/worst/anyotherkindofexperience story there.

Posted: 2002-10-31 07:35pm
by Kuja
NO!

That would get locked for being redundant. (after all the experience threads)

Posted: 2002-10-31 07:37pm
by Ted
IG-88E wrote:NO!

That would get locked for being redundant. (after all the experience threads)
I mean just school stories, like when you're walking in the hall, and the girls bathroom door swings open and breaks your nose(happend to me).

Posted: 2002-10-31 07:42pm
by Kuja
Ted wrote:
IG-88E wrote:NO!

That would get locked for being redundant. (after all the experience threads)
I mean just school stories, like when you're walking in the hall, and the girls bathroom door swings open and breaks your nose(happend to me).
OUCH! Oh, that's gotta fucking hurt! Once a door opened and hit me in the back of the head. Man, I saw stars.

Posted: 2002-10-31 07:54pm
by Ted
IG-88E wrote:
Ted wrote:
IG-88E wrote:NO!

That would get locked for being redundant. (after all the experience threads)
I mean just school stories, like when you're walking in the hall, and the girls bathroom door swings open and breaks your nose(happend to me).
OUCH! Oh, that's gotta fucking hurt! Once a door opened and hit me in the back of the head. Man, I saw stars.
Yeah it hurt, but it was better cause the girl was one of the hot girls at school, got all guilty and upset and all. Hehehehe, it was fine till the ambulance came, man wwhat an UGLY nurse.

Posted: 2002-10-31 07:57pm
by Kuja
Yikes. Did she ever make it up to you? :twisted:

Posted: 2002-10-31 07:58pm
by Ted
:twisted: Not quite in the way you expect, but yeah, she did. 8)

Posted: 2002-10-31 07:59pm
by Kuja
What'd she do?

Posted: 2002-10-31 08:00pm
by XaLEv
IG-88E wrote:What'd she do?
TELL US!