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Do you fuckwits all have to go insane everytime a chick happens across these boards? I know this is the geek captial of the universe and all, but shit, go leer at some waitresses or something and quit embarassing yourselves. First you fools slobbered all over... eh... whatsherface. The little chick from South Africa. Now you're fawning over this Kelly girl in a way I'm surprised she puts up with.

Quit acting like losers, goddamnit! Let me at least pretend I'm normal for posting here!!!

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Do you fuckwits all have to go insane everytime a chick happens across these boards? I know this is the geek captial of the universe and all, but shit, go leer at some waitresses or something and quit embarassing yourselves. First you fools slobbered all over... eh... whatsherface. The little chick from South Africa. Now you're fawning over this Kelly girl in a way I'm surprised she puts up with.

Quit acting like losers, goddamnit! Let me at least pretend I'm normal for posting here!!!

Then pretend you're normal and see if any of us really give a flyng fuck. Besides, she likes the attention (not to mention the post inflation).

And we're not acting like losers...some of us really don't even care to look at those threads half the time.

And some of us actualy have social lives, so quit acting like this board is the only thing keeping us in contact with the outside world. Or yourself, for that matter.

Then again, looking further, she sure does seem to like the attention. I wonder if she has a moustache.

HEY! MAYBE I SHOULD START A THREAD AND ASK HER!!!!

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Do you fuckwits all have to go insane everytime a chick happens across these boards? I know this is the geek captial of the universe and all, but shit, go leer at some waitresses or something and quit embarassing yourselves. First you fools slobbered all over... eh... whatsherface. The little chick from South Africa. Now you're fawning over this Kelly girl in a way I'm surprised she puts up with.

Quit acting like losers, goddamnit! Let me at least pretend I'm normal for posting here!!!

I think whatsherface was from Austrailia. She's been back briefly but I think she got creeped out again. Who knows what sick crap was PM'd to her? Certainly this thread with Kelly isn't going to convince too many women that they want to hang around this place.

For the most part Kelly doesn't seem to mind the attention though.

Whups, I mean a pox on Verilon!

POX! POX! POX!

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:A POX ON THEE, WRETCH!

Gee, I thought I was agreeing with you.

Um, hello?

BTW: Kelly's not a girl. She's ~34.

So she has a bunch of dudes half her age asking her if she swallows? Good Lord, I think I'll go over to Spacebattles and debate Pikachu vs Gandalf for a while. This is getting really creepy. ROFL

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:So she has a bunch of dudes half her age asking her if she swallows? Good Lord, I think I'll go over to Spacebattles and debate Pikachu vs Gandalf for a while. This is getting really creepy. ROFL

Stop it, stop it.

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Whups, I mean a pox on Verilon!

POX! POX! POX!

????

Listen motherfuckers, everyone else on this forum gets to be a crazy prick, so I figure I may as well join the club!

POX!!!

I'm really sleep deprived, can y'all tell?

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Listen motherfuckers, everyone else on this forum gets to be a crazy prick, so I figure I may as well join the club!

POX!!!

I'm really sleep deprived, can y'all tell?

Nothing compared to me...*points at rank*

So you decide to bitch about Kelly's thread now, despite the fact that it's been going on since early this week?

Wow, you're brain works slow.

And what exactly is wrong with it? She started it in the first place, doorknob.

Actually I'm utterly indifferent to Kelly and haven't even glanced at the questions for Kelly thread etc...

If you don't like it,
THEN FUCKING DON'T READ IT!

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Do you fuckwits all have to go insane everytime a chick happens across these boards? I know this is the geek captial of the universe and all, but shit, go leer at some waitresses or something and quit embarassing yourselves. First you fools slobbered all over... eh... whatsherface. The little chick from South Africa. Now you're fawning over this Kelly girl in a way I'm surprised she puts up with.

Quit acting like losers, goddamnit! Let me at least pretend I'm normal for posting here!!!

Why is one a loser for having a little fun with this? I thought it was a helluva lot of fun, and I get laid on a regular basis. The fact that you sniff, hold your nose in the air and say you're above that sort of thing may be somehow useful to your own ego, but I don't see how it actually makes you any better than the rest of us. Are we hurting anyone? Why do you assume we must be "losers"?

Darth Wong wrote:

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Quit acting like losers, goddamnit! Let me at least pretend I'm normal for posting here!!!

Why do you assume we must be "losers"?

Because GAP can't tell the difference between good-natured "I'm in love with you" flirting and disturbing "I'm going to come find you" obsession?

Notice that that thread only started well after Kelly became an established presence here GAP. If she's having fun, and we're having fun, then just get over it. Go rain on someone else's parade.

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Do you fuckwits all have to go insane everytime a chick happens across these boards? I know this is the geek captial of the universe and all, but shit, go leer at some waitresses or something and quit embarassing yourselves. First you fools slobbered all over... eh... whatsherface. The little chick from South Africa. Now you're fawning over this Kelly girl in a way I'm surprised she puts up with.

Quit acting like losers, goddamnit! Let me at least pretend I'm normal for posting here!!!

yes, we have to! fuck you!

... If you don't like the thread then don't read friend, why isn't common sense so common anymore?...

I dont read it. I have no desire to know anything of Kelly's private life.

Does anyone else find it strange that a bloke called Grand Admiral Prawn is calling us freaks?

weemadando wrote:Does anyone else find it strange that a bloke called Grand Admiral Prawn is calling us freaks?

Not really. Of couse General Shrimpy is calling us the freaks.

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:I know this is the geek captial of the universe and all

With you as the fucking emperor.

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Do you fuckwits all have to go insane everytime a chick happens across these boards? I know this is the geek captial of the universe and all, but shit, go leer at some waitresses or something and quit embarassing yourselves. First you fools slobbered all over... eh... whatsherface. The little chick from South Africa. Now you're fawning over this Kelly girl in a way I'm surprised she puts up with.

Quit acting like losers, goddamnit! Let me at least pretend I'm normal for posting here!!!

Your not nomal there is no normal. But damn he's right guys calm down, and go watch some porn. Oh, let me add it's cool a chic joined the board, but you all revolve around her like a Sun sometimes.