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This afternoon I baked enough cookies for the entire cast of the play I'm in. I brought them to rehearsal in an insulated container to keep them nice and warm, as if fresh from the oven. I gave them to everyone after we were done with everything. But
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I didn't bring any milk! Mwahahaha!
This scheme was so diabolically subtle I surprised even myself. Those fools didn't even realise how completely I had taken them in. They thanked me most profusely for my generosity. Oh, if only they had known. This must be how Palpatine felt at the end of episode2. If you'll excuse me for a moment, I wish to engage in a few moments of maniacal laughter.

You're a sad little man.

Andrew J. wrote:You're a sad little man.

Aye, a sad man.

Ummm......okay....whatever....someone needs sleep more badly than I do....

I didn't bring any milk! Mwahahaha!

Thats the best you could do?


Pah! I casused Storms in the midwest to slow down the Harvesting while withholding them during the Growning Season while secrutiy Manuvoring so that the Ports would be closed this Decemeber so Christmas would be ruined BWHAHAHAH!

Mr Bean wrote:

I didn't bring any milk! Mwahahaha!

Thats the best you could do?


Pah! I casused Storms in the midwest to slow down the Harvesting while withholding them during the Growning Season while secrutiy Manuvoring so that the Ports would be closed this Decemeber so Christmas would be ruined BWHAHAHAH!

Cool. Now maybe I won't hav eto deal with my parents.

Andrew J. wrote:You're a sad little man.

I'll second the sentiment

Can't you see? They had cookies without milk. That means their treat is less than complete. Not only that, I spoiled all of their dinners!

Raxmei wrote:Can't you see? They had cookies without milk. That means their treat is less than complete. Not only that, I spoiled all of their dinners!

Whatever. Water works just as fine. And dinners aren't spoiled by cookies. They're spoiled by lunches.

Andrew J. wrote:You're a sad little man.

You're one to talk, Andrew J

verilon wrote: Whatever. Water works just as fine. And dinners aren't spoiled by cookies. They're spoiled by lunches.

And I suppose you could have done better? What evil have you done lately?

Raxmei wrote:

verilon wrote: Whatever. Water works just as fine. And dinners aren't spoiled by cookies. They're spoiled by lunches.

And I suppose you could have done better? What evil have you done lately?

Ive killed a fundie...Oh, wait, that's for the greater good. Dammit. I've lived. mew.

Raxmei wrote: And I suppose you could have done better? What evil have you done lately?

I've sullied the name of God...wait a minute...that's a good thing.

verilon wrote: Ive killed a fundie...Oh, wait, that's for the greater good. Dammit. I've lived. mew.

Drat! You win this round, Verilon. But mark my words, this is not over. Not by a long shot. This is just the beginning!

*disappears in a cloud of smoke*

Raxmei wrote:

verilon wrote: Ive killed a fundie...Oh, wait, that's for the greater good. Dammit. I've lived. mew.

Drat! You win this round, Verilon. But mark my words, this is not over. Not by a long shot. This is just the beginning!

*disappears in a cloud of smoke*

Raxmei wrote:This afternoon I baked enough cookies for the entire cast of the play I'm in. I brought them to rehearsal in an insulated container to keep them nice and warm, as if fresh from the oven. I gave them to everyone after we were done with everything. But
.
.
.
I didn't bring any milk! Mwahahaha!
This scheme was so diabolically subtle I surprised even myself. Those fools didn't even realise how completely I had taken them in. They thanked me most profusely for my generosity. Oh, if only they had known. This must be how Palpatine felt at the end of episode2. If you'll excuse me for a moment, I wish to engage in a few moments of maniacal laughter.

Not adding sugar would be real evil. Sugarless cookies are the spawn of Satan.

Sea Skimmer wrote:

Raxmei wrote:This afternoon I baked enough cookies for the entire cast of the play I'm in. I brought them to rehearsal in an insulated container to keep them nice and warm, as if fresh from the oven. I gave them to everyone after we were done with everything. But
.
.
.
I didn't bring any milk! Mwahahaha!
This scheme was so diabolically subtle I surprised even myself. Those fools didn't even realise how completely I had taken them in. They thanked me most profusely for my generosity. Oh, if only they had known. This must be how Palpatine felt at the end of episode2. If you'll excuse me for a moment, I wish to engage in a few moments of maniacal laughter.

Adding no sugar would be real evil.

Unfortunately, you can make cookies without sugar...

verilon wrote:

Sea Skimmer wrote:

Raxmei wrote:This afternoon I baked enough cookies for the entire cast of the play I'm in. I brought them to rehearsal in an insulated container to keep them nice and warm, as if fresh from the oven. I gave them to everyone after we were done with everything. But
.
.
.
I didn't bring any milk! Mwahahaha!
This scheme was so diabolically subtle I surprised even myself. Those fools didn't even realise how completely I had taken them in. They thanked me most profusely for my generosity. Oh, if only they had known. This must be how Palpatine felt at the end of episode2. If you'll excuse me for a moment, I wish to engage in a few moments of maniacal laughter.

Adding no sugar would be real evil.

Unfortunately, you can make cookies without sugar...

And those are the spawn of Satan, fit only for the oppressed almost slave serfs of my new order.

Sea Skimmer wrote:

verilon wrote:

Sea Skimmer wrote: Adding no sugar would be real evil.

Unfortunately, you can make cookies without sugar...

And those are the spawn of Satan, fit only for the oppressed almost slave serfs of my new order.

Why, thank you for crediting me with my invention!

Sea Skimmer wrote: Not adding sugar would be real evil. Sugarless cookies are the spawn of Satan.

1. They wouldn't have eaten sugarless cookies.
2. If I brought sugarless cookies they quickly would have uncovered my evil.
3.I used pre-made dough that already had the sugar in it.

Raxmei wrote:

Sea Skimmer wrote: Not adding sugar would be real evil. Sugarless cookies are the spawn of Satan.

1. They wouldn't have eaten sugarless cookies.
2. If I brought sugarless cookies they quickly would have uncovered my evil.
3.I used pre-made dough that already had the sugar in it.

I was once the unwitting victim of a bunch of hash brownies at party. They tasted so good and I didn't suspect a thing...that is until I realized I'd had only one beer and was feeling blitzed out of my mind. That was evil.

Raxmei wrote:

Sea Skimmer wrote: Not adding sugar would be real evil. Sugarless cookies are the spawn of Satan.

1. They wouldn't have eaten sugarless cookies.
2. If I brought sugarless cookies they quickly would have uncovered my evil.
3.I used pre-made dough that already had the sugar in it.

Your evil is inferior! I will show you true power in evil.

HANDOKEN!

*SirNitram blows the entire city of Nitro off the map*

Now, get it right, or I shall banish you to Hoboken, New Jersey.

SirNitram wrote:

Raxmei wrote:

Sea Skimmer wrote: Not adding sugar would be real evil. Sugarless cookies are the spawn of Satan.

1. They wouldn't have eaten sugarless cookies.
2. If I brought sugarless cookies they quickly would have uncovered my evil.
3.I used pre-made dough that already had the sugar in it.

Your evil is inferior! I will show you true power in evil.

HANDOKEN!

*SirNitram blows the entire city of Nitro off the map*

Now, get it right, or I shall banish you to Hoboken, New Jersey.

You know, if you had spelled that correctly.....And my evil is superior to all! mew.

verilon wrote: You know, if you had spelled that correctly.....And my evil is superior to all! mew.

Did I tell you about the time I ran over a cat in driver's ed classes? Made quite a mess on the instructor's car and we had to go through a drive-thru carwash on the way back.

aerius wrote:

verilon wrote: You know, if you had spelled that correctly.....And my evil is superior to all! mew.

Did I tell you about the time I ran over a cat in driver's ed classes? Made quite a mess on the instructor's car and we had to go through a drive-thru carwash on the way back.

[Nelson]

Ha ha!

[/Nelson]

mew. *devours aerius' mind*