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Posted: **2002-11-02 09:17pm**

Read this article. I shouldnt laugh, but....http://www.kangguru.org/images/dwarf.jpg

Posted: **2002-11-02 09:20pm**

Don't you mean you SHOULDN'T laugh...?

Posted: **2002-11-02 09:22pm**

Not going to even try and hid it.

LOL

Posted: **2002-11-02 09:27pm**

thats what i ment SHOULDNT

Posted: **2002-11-02 09:28pm**

spongyblue wrote:thats what i ment SHOULDNT

So fix it. *giggle*

Posted: **2002-11-02 09:32pm**

So wrong, but so funny...but I'm known to have a sick sense of humour so don't laugh just because I am.

Posted: **2002-11-02 10:00pm**

That's sad. Of course, the guy would probably be glad to know that his last act entertained people, him being a circus performer and all.

Posted: **2002-11-02 10:05pm**

Is that a true story? Sounds fake, but with all the weird going around, I wouldn't be suprised if it was real.

Ban trampolines, so we won't have kids going into the mouths of hippos! Then, ban hippos!

Posted: **2002-11-02 10:14pm**

Posted: **2002-11-02 10:58pm**

That is one bit of funny, fucked-up shit.

Posted: **2002-11-02 11:44pm**

I'm not really sure what else is on that site. I did a google search on the word "dwarf" and that came up. I think the rest of that site has odd ball stories like that.

Posted: **2002-11-02 11:45pm**

Thats hilarous, but fucked up.*lmao*

Posted: **2002-11-03 01:54am**

LMAO. Dwarves rock!

Posted: **2002-11-03 02:15am**

Just when you think you've seen it all, then something like this comes along.

Posted: **2002-11-03 02:19am**

Copying the text of the scanned article, for people too lazy to click on the link (or in case it gets moved in future):

Hippo eats dwarf

A HIPPOPOTAMUS has swallowed a dwarf in a circus accident in northern Thailand.

"A dwarf, nicknamed Od, died when he bounced sideways from a trampoline and was swallowed by a yawning hippopotamus, which was waiting to appear in the next act," the Pattaya Mail reported.

"Vets on the scene said Hilda the Hippo had a gag reflex that automatically caused her to swallow."

The vets said it was the first time the hefty vegetarian had ever eaten a circus performer.

"Unfortunately, the 1000-plus spectators continued to applaud wildly until commonsense dictated there had been a tragic mistake. Police said the trampoline had been sent for forensic analysis."

I suppose it would be good if we had a zoologist on hand who could tell us whether a hippo could realistically swallow an entire dwarf. This would go a long way toward figuring out whether this story is true.

Posted: **2002-11-03 02:32am**

It's funny. laugh at it.

I mean cmon, hippo swallows dwarf, who wouldn't laugh.

Posted: **2002-11-03 03:09am**

laughing at this = sadism. I personally, for whatever reason, only found it mildly amusing....maybe I wasn't awake enough yet...

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