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Prize for most usless product ever? :)
Posted: 2002-11-04 04:38am
by Faram
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Posted: 2002-11-04 04:40am
by EmperorMing
Nothing like nostalgia...
Posted: 2002-11-04 05:30am
by weemadando
The segway.
That is all.
Posted: 2002-11-04 05:31am
by haas mark
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Posted: 2002-11-04 08:50am
by aerius
I actually have a book of useless inventions I picked up from the bargain bin somewhere. Among the inventions..
Muffling Cup - Place this over you mouth so you can scream and yell without disturbing people
internal hat mounted fan - cools your head
I'll get the book later today and look up more
Posted: 2002-11-04 08:51am
by haas mark
aerius wrote:Muffling Cup - Place this over you mouth so you can scream and yell without disturbing people
Have you ever actualy tried screaming into a cup? YOu run out of breth real fats, and it gives you a nasty headache.
Posted: 2002-11-04 08:56am
by aerius
verilon wrote:aerius wrote:Muffling Cup - Place this over you mouth so you can scream and yell without disturbing people
Have you ever actualy tried screaming into a cup? YOu run out of breth real fats, and it gives you a nasty headache.
It's a special cup with vents and filling, works kinda like a car muffler from what I remember of the diagrams. Supposedly overcomes the problems that you mentioned, but still, it's one weirdass invention. Question, and you would know about screaming into cups how?
Posted: 2002-11-04 08:58am
by haas mark
aerius wrote:verilon wrote:aerius wrote:Muffling Cup - Place this over you mouth so you can scream and yell without disturbing people
Have you ever actualy tried screaming into a cup? YOu run out of breth real fats, and it gives you a nasty headache.
It's a special cup with vents and filling, works kinda like a car muffler from what I remember of the diagrams. Supposedly overcomes the problems that you mentioned, but still, it's one weirdass invention. Question, and you would know about screaming into cups how?
Its called being a kid.. Me and my sibs used to do it to see who could do it the longest.
w00t!
Posted: 2002-11-04 10:02am
by Ryoga
aerius wrote:I actually have a book of useless inventions I picked up from the bargain bin somewhere. Among the inventions..
Muffling Cup - Place this over you mouth so you can scream and yell without disturbing people
internal hat mounted fan - cools your head
I'll get the book later today and look up more
Chindogu!
Yeah, I have that book. It kicks ass. My favorite is the Fish Hood, so you don't have to look at a fish's face while you're cutting it's head off.
Posted: 2002-11-04 11:36am
by neoolong
Hey, that hat with the fan is cool. It's got a solar panel so you don't need batteries. It keeps you cool when you have to be outside. Just be careful for bullies.
Posted: 2002-11-04 12:29pm
by Larz
The back scratcher...
Posted: 2002-11-04 12:54pm
by Kosh_The_Vorlon
The Bible
Well, okay, that's not true..It makes a nice doorstop..
Posted: 2002-11-04 12:58pm
by haas mark
Kosh_The_Vorlon wrote:The Bible
Well, okay, that's not true..It makes a nice doorstop..
Not to mention a good thwapping device. How about an idiot? That seems like something completely useless to me...
Posted: 2002-11-04 01:21pm
by johnmarkley
Someone in Japan once marketed a helmet-mounted toilet paper dispenser.
Posted: 2002-11-04 02:29pm
by neoolong
johnmarkley wrote:Someone in Japan once marketed a helmet-mounted toilet paper dispenser.
Yeah, there's a whole book on useless Japanese inventions. Somehow they seem to make a lot of them.
Posted: 2002-11-04 02:31pm
by Sea Skimmer
The USAF coffee pots which can take 100g crashes that would disintegrate the plane. Never did hear if that was an urban legend or not. The USAF has done some screwy things.
Posted: 2002-11-04 03:17pm
by RadiO
The Reflection Sketcher - "Makes Drawing Easy!"
Basically a "reflecting surface" (read "sheet of coloured transparent plastic") that allows you to accurately copy any image, er, provided you don't mind the copy being reversed. So that bollocks the accuracy claim, then.
It's good for kids, and was probably big news in 1955, but:
A) It was advertised as "hours of fun for adults and children" (emphasis mine). I can't see anybody over the age of 8 getting a shitload of thrills tracing a reversed image of a cow.
B) It's 2002, and they're still selling tat like this.
Posted: 2002-11-04 04:05pm
by phongn
Sea Skimmer wrote:The USAF coffee pots which can take 100g crashes that would disintegrate the plane. Never did hear if that was an urban legend or not. The USAF has done some screwy things.
Probably an urban legend.
Thank goodness no-one brought up the "toilet seat" (it was a large fibreglass fairing that happened to include the toilet top) and the hammer (IIRC, it was beryllium allow for some exotic experiments).
Posted: 2002-11-04 04:08pm
by Sea Skimmer
phongn wrote:Sea Skimmer wrote:The USAF coffee pots which can take 100g crashes that would disintegrate the plane. Never did hear if that was an urban legend or not. The USAF has done some screwy things.
Probably an urban legend.
Thank goodness no-one brought up the "toilet seat" (it was a large fibreglass fairing that happened to include the toilet top) and the hammer (IIRC, it was beryllium allow for some exotic experiments).
Most of the USAF tools prices come from adding together the cost of all support equipment, including diagnostic computers and things like starter carts, and then dividing by the total number of tools. The result is some very cheep computers.
Posted: 2002-11-04 06:11pm
by Hyperion
can't forget the $30 fire engines.
Posted: 2002-11-04 06:28pm
by weemadando
Oooh! Those USAF ones remind me of a classic. NASA spending a shitload of cash and time developing a pen that would work in zero-G. While the Russians just used pencils.
Posted: 2002-11-04 06:58pm
by Sea Skimmer
weemadando wrote:Oooh! Those USAF ones remind me of a classic. NASA spending a shitload of cash and time developing a pen that would work in zero-G. While the Russians just used pencils.
Now that I know is an Urban Legend.
Posted: 2002-11-04 07:06pm
by weemadando
You sure?
I seem to remember reading about it in a reliable source.
Posted: 2002-11-04 07:06pm
by Hyperion
Sea Skimmer wrote:weemadando wrote:Oooh! Those USAF ones remind me of a classic. NASA spending a shitload of cash and time developing a pen that would work in zero-G. While the Russians just used pencils.
Now that I know is an Urban Legend.
actually no it isn't. ever seen the "fischer space pen" that's what NASA spent millions developing... the russians used pencils, for real.
Posted: 2002-11-04 07:08pm
by aerius
Rapid-Rise shifters and derrailleurs. Non mountain bikers probably won't know what I'm talking about. Basically it's having the gears on a mountain bike shifting in reverse, what you did before to shift to a harder gear now shifts it into an easier gear. Known to our bikeshop staff as "Rapid Demise", because we pray the stupidity of if will soon result in it's demise.