Now why can't all storys have Happy endings like this one?

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-11-04 11:36am

Online comics rule. This one is particularly humorous.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-11-04 11:36am

Ah, gotta love the Penny Arcade boys.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-11-04 11:48am

Oh yeah!!!

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-11-04 11:51am

If only all internet accidents were like that!

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2002-11-04 12:03pm

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-04 12:19pm

ui....you know what I'm thinking....

mew.

Yes, I am evil.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-04 01:21pm

Wishful thinking. If only it was that easy.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-04 01:23pm

ROTFLMAO!

Now why can't my comp screw up like that?

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-11-04 01:38pm

Wong if you read this make sure to save it a few years down the road to teach your kids with

I Can already imagin the bad spin off with Sixtys Style setting

Kid: Dad I have somthing to tell you somthing
Dad:You didn't push Timmy in the Well agian did you?
Kid:No I wanted to trap him in the mine but thats not what I came to talk to you about
Dad:Oh I know that face, come on son tell me what happen
Kid:Well I was on the internet looking for a WARZ version of Quake 5, I know it was wrong
Dad:Did you download it?
Kid:I thought I did but after I downloaded it found out it was just five hundred megs of porn
Dad: Its just as well, Say that gives me an idea for your punishment
Kid:I'm real sorry
Dad:I know you are but I want you to go to your room look at each and every single picture in there, thats your punsihment
Kid:But thats over 5000 pictures!
Dad:Well you better get started!
Kid:I won't do it agian I promise
Dad:You sure won't, You Sure won't, oh and forward me the files after your done
Kid:Ok dad!

*ending music plays in background

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-11-04 01:39pm

*ROTFLMAO* That's perfect, Bean!

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-11-04 01:40pm

The Comic or my on the spot Sixties Sitcom script?

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-04 01:40pm

Mr Bean wrote:Wong if you read this make sure to save it a few years down the road to teach your kids with

I Can already imagin the bad spin off with Sixtys Style setting

Kid: Dad I have somthing to tell you somthing
Dad:You didn't push Timmy in the Well agian did you?
Kid:No I wanted to trap him in the mine but thats not what I came to talk to you about
Dad:Oh I know that face, come on son tell me what happen
Kid:Well I was on the internet looking for a WARZ version of Quake 5, I know it was wrong
Dad:Did you download it?
Kid:I thought I did but after I downloaded it found out it was just five hundred megs of porn
Dad: Its just as well, Say that gives me an idea for your punishment
Kid:I'm real sorry
Dad:I know you are but I want you to go to your room look at each and every single picture in there, thats your punsihment
Kid:But thats over 5000 pictures!
Dad:Well you better get started!
Kid:I won't do it agian I promise
Dad:You sure won't, You Sure won't, oh and forward me the files after your done
Kid:Ok dad!

*ending music plays in background

Bean, you are one SICK little man....but that's cool. It's just as well we have a mod like you.

mew.

Yes, I am evil.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-04 01:52pm

Mr Bean wrote:Wong if you read this make sure to save it a few years down the road to teach your kids with

I Can already imagin the bad spin off with Sixtys Style setting

Kid: Dad I have somthing to tell you somthing
Dad:You didn't push Timmy in the Well agian did you?
Kid:No I wanted to trap him in the mine but thats not what I came to talk to you about
Dad:Oh I know that face, come on son tell me what happen
Kid:Well I was on the internet looking for a WARZ version of Quake 5, I know it was wrong
Dad:Did you download it?
Kid:I thought I did but after I downloaded it found out it was just five hundred megs of porn
Dad: Its just as well, Say that gives me an idea for your punishment
Kid:I'm real sorry
Dad:I know you are but I want you to go to your room look at each and every single picture in there, thats your punsihment
Kid:But thats over 5000 pictures!
Dad:Well you better get started!
Kid:I won't do it agian I promise
Dad:You sure won't, You Sure won't, oh and forward me the files after your done
Kid:Ok dad!

*ending music plays in background

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAA! OMG, that's good.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-04 02:27pm

If only our dads were so cool.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-11-04 03:11pm

Bean's watched Pleastantville one too many times.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-04 03:17pm

Vertigo1 wrote:Bean's watched Pleastantville one too many times.

Indeed

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-11-04 05:55pm

Mr Bean wrote:

Happens to me all the time. Sometimes it's something like this, but mostly it turns out to be an unbelievably crappy MP3 disguised as a gay porn vid (Just rename "crapsong.mp3" to something like "Gay porn fuck bukkake.mpeg" and it'll still work, just that all you'll see is nothing in the video screen but you'll still hear the unbelievably cheesy music playing. I hate the wankers who get their jollies doing this too btw.. Some reason it's not a problem at all with Kazaa (Lite). Just WinMX and Gnutella have trouble....) Lata and I'm gonna go play with Kazaa a bit... mmm PORN!

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-11-04 11:03pm

Something like that happened to me once. Except what was supposed to be lesbians was really a Japanese chick puking.

And Kazaa is good for downloading teh pron.

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