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Online comics rule. This one is particularly humorous.

Ah, gotta love the Penny Arcade boys.

Oh yeah!!!

If only all internet accidents were like that!

ui....you know what I'm thinking....

mew.

Yes, I am evil.

Wishful thinking. If only it was that easy.

ROTFLMAO!

Now why can't my comp screw up like that?

Wong if you read this make sure to save it a few years down the road to teach your kids with

I Can already imagin the bad spin off with Sixtys Style setting

Kid: Dad I have somthing to tell you somthing
Dad:You didn't push Timmy in the Well agian did you?
Kid:No I wanted to trap him in the mine but thats not what I came to talk to you about
Dad:Oh I know that face, come on son tell me what happen
Kid:Well I was on the internet looking for a WARZ version of Quake 5, I know it was wrong
Dad:Did you download it?
Kid:I thought I did but after I downloaded it found out it was just five hundred megs of porn
Dad: Its just as well, Say that gives me an idea for your punishment
Kid:I'm real sorry
Dad:I know you are but I want you to go to your room look at each and every single picture in there, thats your punsihment
Kid:But thats over 5000 pictures!
Dad:Well you better get started!
Kid:I won't do it agian I promise
Dad:You sure won't, You Sure won't, oh and forward me the files after your done
Kid:Ok dad!

*ending music plays in background

*ROTFLMAO* That's perfect, Bean!

The Comic or my on the spot Sixties Sitcom script?

Mr Bean wrote:Wong if you read this make sure to save it a few years down the road to teach your kids with

I Can already imagin the bad spin off with Sixtys Style setting

Kid: Dad I have somthing to tell you somthing
Dad:You didn't push Timmy in the Well agian did you?
Kid:No I wanted to trap him in the mine but thats not what I came to talk to you about
Dad:Oh I know that face, come on son tell me what happen
Kid:Well I was on the internet looking for a WARZ version of Quake 5, I know it was wrong
Dad:Did you download it?
Kid:I thought I did but after I downloaded it found out it was just five hundred megs of porn
Dad: Its just as well, Say that gives me an idea for your punishment
Kid:I'm real sorry
Dad:I know you are but I want you to go to your room look at each and every single picture in there, thats your punsihment
Kid:But thats over 5000 pictures!
Dad:Well you better get started!
Kid:I won't do it agian I promise
Dad:You sure won't, You Sure won't, oh and forward me the files after your done
Kid:Ok dad!

*ending music plays in background

Bean, you are one SICK little man....but that's cool. It's just as well we have a mod like you.

mew.

Yes, I am evil.

Mr Bean wrote:Wong if you read this make sure to save it a few years down the road to teach your kids with

I Can already imagin the bad spin off with Sixtys Style setting

Kid: Dad I have somthing to tell you somthing
Dad:You didn't push Timmy in the Well agian did you?
Kid:No I wanted to trap him in the mine but thats not what I came to talk to you about
Dad:Oh I know that face, come on son tell me what happen
Kid:Well I was on the internet looking for a WARZ version of Quake 5, I know it was wrong
Dad:Did you download it?
Kid:I thought I did but after I downloaded it found out it was just five hundred megs of porn
Dad: Its just as well, Say that gives me an idea for your punishment
Kid:I'm real sorry
Dad:I know you are but I want you to go to your room look at each and every single picture in there, thats your punsihment
Kid:But thats over 5000 pictures!
Dad:Well you better get started!
Kid:I won't do it agian I promise
Dad:You sure won't, You Sure won't, oh and forward me the files after your done
Kid:Ok dad!

*ending music plays in background

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAA! OMG, that's good.

If only our dads were so cool.

Bean's watched Pleastantville one too many times.

Vertigo1 wrote:Bean's watched Pleastantville one too many times.

Indeed

Mr Bean wrote:

Happens to me all the time. Sometimes it's something like this, but mostly it turns out to be an unbelievably crappy MP3 disguised as a gay porn vid (Just rename "crapsong.mp3" to something like "Gay porn fuck bukkake.mpeg" and it'll still work, just that all you'll see is nothing in the video screen but you'll still hear the unbelievably cheesy music playing. I hate the wankers who get their jollies doing this too btw.. Some reason it's not a problem at all with Kazaa (Lite). Just WinMX and Gnutella have trouble....) Lata and I'm gonna go play with Kazaa a bit... mmm PORN!

Something like that happened to me once. Except what was supposed to be lesbians was really a Japanese chick puking.



And Kazaa is good for downloading teh pron.