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Stranded on a desert Island...

Posted: 2002-11-05 04:56pm
by Durandal
Okay, you're stranded on a desert island. Your chances of survival are nil. You will die in three days due to lack of food and water -- no sea water doesn't count.

Anyway, which girl do you fuck for the last three days of your life?

Re: Stranded on a desert Island...

Posted: 2002-11-05 05:00pm
by Ted
I would say my girl friend.

Posted: 2002-11-05 05:01pm
by Kuja
One of the girls from my dorm.

Posted: 2002-11-05 05:01pm
by salm
liv taylor

Posted: 2002-11-05 05:02pm
by Lagmonster
Depends. I prefer quality of act over quality of look. Tell you what, send them all to me for sexual tryouts, and I'll let you know which one I like the best.

Posted: 2002-11-05 05:02pm
by haas mark
Catharine Zeta-Jones! :D

Posted: 2002-11-05 05:08pm
by salm
verilon wrote:Catharine Zeta-Jones! :D
you´d fuck her? isnt fucking a woman for gay people the same as fucking a guy for a hetero -> fucking disgusting?

Posted: 2002-11-05 05:10pm
by Ted
salm wrote:
verilon wrote:Catharine Zeta-Jones! :D
you´d fuck her? isnt fucking a woman for gay people the same as fucking a guy for a hetero -> fucking disgusting?
Dont think so, I think its more like "situational" heteroness for a gay.

Posted: 2002-11-05 05:11pm
by Sea Skimmer
Sarah Michelle Gellar

Posted: 2002-11-05 05:23pm
by Darth Wong
My wife Rebecca.

Posted: 2002-11-05 05:34pm
by aerius
Can I pick more than one? I'd have to say a 3-some with my snuggly GF and one her friends, seen here.

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Posted: 2002-11-05 05:40pm
by Solid Snake
Definatley my GF. I love her so much.

Posted: 2002-11-05 05:42pm
by Raxmei
This woman, is she also trapped on the island for the rest of her life?

Posted: 2002-11-05 05:46pm
by Darth Wong
That's a good question. If she is sentenced to die, then it's not very nice to pick anybody because you're just sentencing them to death. If that were the case, then I would rescind my choice of my wife, since I would rather die knowing she's OK. I would choose Rosie O'Donnell instead, and beat her to death with the nearest blunt object in the hopes of using the meat from her carcass to prolong my existence.

Posted: 2002-11-05 05:48pm
by Kuja
I don't think that's the basis of the question, although that is a well-meaning sentiment.

Posted: 2002-11-05 05:50pm
by Sea Skimmer
Darth Wong wrote:That's a good question. If she is sentenced to die, then it's not very nice to pick anybody because you're just sentencing them to death. If that were the case, then I would rescind my choice of my wife, since I would rather die knowing she's OK. I would choose Rosie O'Donnell instead, and beat her to death with the nearest blunt object in the hopes of using the meat from her carcass to prolong my existence.
That’s why I didn't pick my girl friend. She likes life too much to want to be trapped on an island with only me. Chances are she'd end up killing me, though I think it would be part of an escape plan.

There are people far fatter then O'Donnell you could feast on in the world.

Posted: 2002-11-05 05:59pm
by haas mark
salm wrote:
verilon wrote:Catharine Zeta-Jones! :D
you´d fuck her? isnt fucking a woman for gay people the same as fucking a guy for a hetero -> fucking disgusting?
Yes, and, for some. I don't find it appealing, per se, but as I have said in the past, I am on the very gay end of the bi spectrum. In fact, I found myslef checking out a girl that my lesbian friend was checking out (and who also happened to liek my lesbian friend). Now, if a girl that turns a gay guy's head isn't hot, I dunno what is.

Posted: 2002-11-05 06:02pm
by Durandal
That's a good question. If she is sentenced to die, then it's not very nice to pick anybody because you're just sentencing them to death. If that were the case, then I would rescind my choice of my wife, since I would rather die knowing she's OK. I would choose Rosie O'Donnell instead, and beat her to death with the nearest blunt object in the hopes of using the meat from her carcass to prolong my existence.
Hm ... here's a modified scenario.

Jesus is coming back in three days, and he intends to follow through on his plan to kill everyone and save only 144,000 (or however many it was). You and these fine ladies are not on The Special List of Jesus.

Posted: 2002-11-05 06:05pm
by Kuja
Here's something: the moment you and your partner are stranded on the island, the rest of the world goes up in nuclear war. Everyone's dead, no exceptions. Pity. Who's your choice?

Posted: 2002-11-05 06:06pm
by Pu-239
whats the point of religion then if you are going to be damned anyways?

Posted: 2002-11-05 06:12pm
by Durandal
No hijacking. We're talking about fucking beautiful women. No reason to bring religion into it.

Posted: 2002-11-05 06:18pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
None of the famous ones. They're all bimbos, and I'm sure without the makeup, they won't look as good.

I'd choose a woman I know in this situation.

Posted: 2002-11-05 06:19pm
by haas mark
The girl I was checking out with my lesbian friend who doesn't know I was checking her out. ;)

Posted: 2002-11-05 06:21pm
by Durandal
I'd probably choose my best female friend. There's no one I'd rather spend the last three days with.

Posted: 2002-11-05 07:25pm
by salm
aerius wrote:Can I pick more than one? I'd have to say a 3-some with my snuggly GF and one her friends, seen here.

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princeton swimmer team. hey, most of them are ugly.