Dogbert builds the Death Star

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-05 11:46pm

So lets say the Empire awards the contract to build the Death Star to the Dogbert Galactic Construction firm. Dogbert brings Catbert in to manage the labor force. So what happens, what does the finished product look like and how much over budget is it?

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-11-05 11:50pm

Depends if he brings Dilbert in to work on it and lables it "URGET NOW!" it will get done in six extra months at eight times the cost, However it will be 2000KM in Size and feature twenty Superlaser Points and the pits will now be labled "waste disposale shuts instead of "GIANT GAPING HOLES DO NOT FALL IN

All this built using the Native ewok polusas who are susquently "Downsided" by be ejcted into the sun

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-06 12:19am

Okay, Dilbert is now on the design team along with Wally. Asok is there assistant, however all there work must first be submitted to the point haired boss. Ratbert is now in charge of project security.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-11-06 12:22am

Oh gawd. This looks good...

Dogbert gets an attitude with Vaderbert (snicker). Vaderbert crushes Dogbert witht he force....

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-11-06 12:29am

The pointy-haired boss is Force-choked to death on Vader's first inspection visit to the station. Thereafter, they get back on schedule.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2002-11-06 12:33am

1. Catburt will not pay anyone until several underlings scratch his belly.

2. Marketing will spin the lack of a tight defense against rebel snub fighters as a feature.

3. The evil secretary will not allow anyone to see the boss, until they bring her the head of willy the mailboy or a rancors foot.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-06 01:18am

Darth Wong wrote:The pointy-haired boss is Force-choked to death on Vader's first inspection visit to the station. Thereafter, they get back on schedule.

Dogberts smart enough to have some ysalamiri for protection, and I think he'd still cause trouble trying to turn an even more massive profit off the project.