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I took it into my hand, its firm length, and gently moved my hand over its surface with gentle massaging rubbing motions of my fingers. eventually it released its thick sticky white contents from the end, which went all over the end of my long hard tool. i placed to my lips its end, and took my tool into my own mouth. in and out, back and forth, tip to end and back along its rigid length until its white cream filled my entire mouth. i took it out, cleaned the toothpaste off the brush and out of my mouth then put everything away

LOL.

LOL *Shudder* LOL

LOL! evil... and to think i was going to complement you on your flexibility and contortionist abilities...

LOL!

That's totally fucking hilaroius. It had me right up until the end. I guess I should get my mind out of the gutter.

Man I am sooo going to try and memorise that!

Stormbringer wrote:LOL!

That's totally fucking hilaroius. It had me right up until the end. I guess I should get my mind out of the gutter.

yeah no kidding... my mind was all the way in the gutter, then *smack!* "hey waitaminute..."

ROTFLMAO!!!!

HOLY SHIT THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

Interesting...

:: quircks brow, chuckles :: *ahem* interesting...

Looks like I'm out of a job.

Kelly Antilles wrote:Looks like I'm out of a job.

?!??!!?!?!?

IG-88E wrote:

Kelly Antilles wrote:Looks like I'm out of a job.

?!??!!?!?!?

I sense a temper tantrum coming...

Commander LeoRo wrote:

IG-88E wrote:

Kelly Antilles wrote:Looks like I'm out of a job.

?!??!!?!?!?

I sense a temper tantrum coming...

I sense you are quite wrong.

I think he meant from me.

Sorry, kneejerk reaction. Usually one says that only to women.

Yeah, I meant that for IG-88E.

Well, he looks to be ok right now. I don't think he's going to spaz.

Kelly Antilles wrote:Well, he looks to be ok right now. I don't think he's going to spaz.

That's good. An out-of-control assassin author/droid would not be a good thing.

Too true... but, I meant what i said earlier. I certainly can't write such alliteration.

Kojikun, you fucking sick bastard !!

Wolly shit, that had me in stiches. I have seen That Which All Satire Must Be measured By. I feel inspired...

But goddamn, that was so fucking sick, it was great.

Commander LeoRo wrote:

Kelly Antilles wrote:Well, he looks to be ok right now. I don't think he's going to spaz.

That's good. An out-of-control assassin author/droid would not be a good thing.

Depends, the people he'd go for first are those most already want dead.

I saw you across a crowded room.
Among all the others that were there,
The lights seemed to shine down on you alone.
I knew then I had to have you for my own.
Willingly, you came with me to my home.
From the car, I carried you & threw the door.
Looking at you, I admire your body, your well shaped legs,
and breasts.
Slowly I remove what wraps, around your body so
tightly, fitting you like a glove, exposing your tender white
skin.
From your neck I remove your charms, and carry you off in my
arms, to the warm water that awaits.
The water cascades down your neck, flowing over your soft
breasts then, making your legs glisten with wetness. Droplets
of water cover your taut skin.
My hands rub your body, ummmm running them threw the beads
of water. Making them trickle down off your body.
I place my fingers inside you. You are warm and moist, so
ready. I carry your still dripping body, to a laying place,
so that I can put inside you what was well prepared to enter
you before we even came through the door.
As soon as I lay you down your legs spread open wide. You
are ready now and so am I.
I put a little in slowly at first, getting a feel for how
much you can take in.
I put in more, you take it willingly. In anticipation,
faster and faster I put it in, pushing it in deeply as far as
I can, until I can't put any more in, you are so tight. With
your legs wrapped tightly, not wanting to release any of it,

I make you so hot for a very long time, until your sweet
juices escape from within. Then I taste you, with my tongue
at first, your skin is so soft and tender.
I taste more of you with my mouth, you are so hot and moist,
you taste so good.
Your juices coating my mouth, making me drool in
anticipation of eating you more, with every taste.
"Oh yes", I say to you,
I must say Grace
"Thank God for Butterball turkey.... Amen"

LOL, that one had me untill the last line. I had to skim over it a second time just to figure out how the hell