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JWs vs. Fundie Christians

Posted: 2002-11-09 01:58am
by haas mark
Who wins?

Posted: 2002-11-09 02:00am
by Raptor 597
They all begin inbreeding?

Posted: 2002-11-09 02:08am
by Darth Wong
What's the difference? This is like comparing shit to manure.

Posted: 2002-11-09 02:10am
by Raptor 597
Darth Wong wrote:What's the difference? This is like comparing shit to manure.
*lmao* So philosphocial and so vulgar. :lol:

Posted: 2002-11-09 02:34am
by neoolong
Darth Wong wrote:What's the difference? This is like comparing shit to manure.
Yes, but manure serves a purpose. :D

Posted: 2002-11-09 02:54am
by data_link
Which means Wong's analogy is flawed, because neither of these groups serve any purpose.

Posted: 2002-11-09 02:59am
by HemlockGrey
The universe implodes. The complete absence of logic and reason present in the area defies both quantom and Newtonian physics, tearing a gigantic space-time rift and sucking the entire universe in on itself.

See? This is why we need the Imperator.

Posted: 2002-11-09 03:06am
by haas mark
Darth Wong wrote:What's the difference? This is like comparing shit to manure.
And shit isn't manure?

Posted: 2002-11-09 08:49am
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Well, JWs hand out pamphlets, so the fundies will lose due to paper cuts.

Posted: 2002-11-09 09:22am
by Stormbringer
verilon wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:What's the difference? This is like comparing shit to manure.
And shit isn't manure?
Exactly!

There both packs of idiots. Who cares who wins, all of humanity would lose.

Posted: 2002-11-09 09:23am
by haas mark
Hrmm......I might wanna rephrase the wuestion....I'm juts not sure I know how...

Posted: 2002-11-09 10:08am
by greenmm
verilon wrote:Hrmm......I might wanna rephrase the wuestion....I'm juts not sure I know how...
Maybe: which one is more nuts?

Posted: 2002-11-09 10:23am
by EmperorMing
Nuke 'em both and see whoever has the qualities of a roach... :twisted:

Posted: 2002-11-09 10:24am
by haas mark
EmperorMing wrote:Nuke 'em both and see whoever has the qualities of a roach... :twisted:
ROFLMAO!!!

Anyways, if (Higher Power forbid) they were each put en masse against a defenseless group of atheists, who would get knocled down the fatsest?

Posted: 2002-11-09 10:28am
by EmperorMing
It would be a close one...Of course we would have to run it many times to be sure (and for our amusement...) :twisted:

Posted: 2002-11-09 10:33am
by haas mark
EmperorMing wrote:It would be a close one...Of course we would have to run it many times to be sure (and for our amusement...) :twisted:
ROFLMAO!!!

Posted: 2002-11-09 03:31pm
by Darth Yoshi
Q appears and stops the fight. Even if he doesn't give a shit about humanity, he has no reason to see the universe destroyed by the vacuum of intelligenc.e