Valentine's Day (Sort of amusing)
Posted: 2002-11-14 07:08pm
Date: Thu, 14 Nov 2002 12:21:30 -0800 (PST)
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells
her father that they learned about the history of
Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and
we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for
giving someone a valentine?"
Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't
think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a
valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," she says. "Why Osama Bin Laden,"
her father asks in shock.
"Well," she says, I thought that if a little American
Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a
valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're
not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little
bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent
valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And
then he'd start going all over the place to tell
everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate
anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter
with newfound pride. "Melissa, that's the most
wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in
the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of him."
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Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells
her father that they learned about the history of
Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and
we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for
giving someone a valentine?"
Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't
think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a
valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," she says. "Why Osama Bin Laden,"
her father asks in shock.
"Well," she says, I thought that if a little American
Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a
valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're
not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little
bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent
valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And
then he'd start going all over the place to tell
everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate
anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter
with newfound pride. "Melissa, that's the most
wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in
the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of him."
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