Why I think we need to do TOWNMNBS drills

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-15 03:36pm

My idea from a classic ASVS news story:

http://www.skayhan.net/TOWNMNBS.htm

I think he will come back one day and well will not be prepared for him even if have defeated DarkStar we should still mantain a high level of TOWNMNBS alert because you never know when he will strike.........

Note: I would never impresonate TOWNMNBS ever because he is a worthless waste of matter that was fromed by an accident by his crippled Mom

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-11-15 03:49pm

My sword is quite sharpened...

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-15 03:51pm

But we always must be ready even if it's quiet a little to quiet.....

Rembember 9/11, Peral Harbour all surprise attacks, I will do my duty and be visualent to the best of my abilty and avoid the Timsults<TM>

Hendrake · Post by **Hendrake** » 2002-11-15 04:07pm

Bah. This board is strong. It has repelled attacks of rabid trekkies, creationists, donkey raping nazis, body building idiots, infantile brats, general nutcases and your garden-variety idiots.

As scary as TJ may seem, I don't think he is in the legue of idiocy displayed by some of our Hall of Shame regulars.

The Horsemen will protect us.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-11-15 04:08pm

TJ does not frighten me, for I have stared him in the face and mocked his arguments. My powers will be on hand in case of the unthinkable.

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-15 04:11pm

I put my faith in them but if all else fail I will take arms and crush him myself so I want shotgun on him if he does come let's hope that dosen't happen but never say never

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-15 04:15pm

Don't worry, for this assassin/mage will defend the board as long as his HADOKENs hold out.

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-15 04:17pm

So what your PL (DBZ style <keep it real> ughhh....) FMY

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-15 04:18pm

HMMM, tough call. I'd say as strong as Vegeta at SSJ1.

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-15 04:22pm

1.5*10^6 Nice (Me .00000000000000000000000000001)

Hendrake · Post by **Hendrake** » 2002-11-15 04:31pm

Of course, there is the option of torture. Lt. HIT-MAN style, since you seem to like him. A simple recipe, really... :twisted:

BLOOD AND GORE WARNING

First, we have to lock him up to a life substaining machine. We don't want him to leave us in the middle of the game, do we?

Get a red-hot knife and slash the tendons of hands and feet. Be careful not to pierce any major vein. Then, very carefully, practice a slight incision in the scrotum and insert a couple of live bugs. Seal the incision. Let him savor the experience for a few hours to a few days.

Insert a knife between the kneecap and rotula, then remove the kneecap. Fish in the hole thus practiced with a red-hot fishing hook. That should get his individed attention. At a time like this I suggest covering the whole lower part of his body in leechs.

Normally I would suggest something to do with eyes and ears, but here it is not practical due to the difficulties inherent in dislodging the head of the subject from the depths of his arse, so just get a syringe, fill it with burning oil and inject it in the kidneys while still hot.

It shold be enaugh to take care of him. Just in case, infect him with Primal Chaos and have fun watching his very cells eating him up from the inside.

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-15 04:34pm

What is Primal Chaos?

Not the huges Sci-Fi fan just stick to the big 3, and a few minor

But nice LT. style my favourite way love his stories and his TGOD kills

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-15 04:35pm

Mike_6002 wrote:1.5*10^6 Nice (Me .00000000000000000000000000001)

Oh come on, I'm sure you're at least as stong as Radditz.

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-15 04:37pm

All alright 1200 will do but if really wanted to see my max strength is around Nappa during GT (17,000) or pushing it Dodoria (22,000)

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-15 04:39pm

Hey, Dodoria kicked some ass in his time. He even beat on Goku's father.

Hendrake · Post by **Hendrake** » 2002-11-15 04:41pm

Mike_6002 wrote:What is Primal Chaos?

Not the huges Sci-Fi fan just stick to the big 3, and a few minor

But nice LT. style my favourite way love his stories and his TGOD kills

Something out of Roger Zelazny's Amber series 8or better, this particular concept is out of the Amber RPG). It is what to a shapeshifter when he loses control of his cells and each one becomes a separate shapeshifing entity.

And thank. I'm a long time asvs lurker and I also like his stories.

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-15 04:41pm

I know but pink and fat <ugh...reminds me of a Hutt slightly less ugly just barely>

But me must get back on topic..............

Or we can just brag about our power levels

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-15 04:42pm

Thanks, nothing like insanity it is more fun than sanity...........<Hit head on wall several times> returning to normal

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-15 04:44pm

ROFL. You con't have to look like Dodo to be as strong as him.

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-15 04:46pm

ROLF Meaning please

My Internet termnology is limted

I would be greatful

Thx *_*

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-15 04:48pm

It's a short version of ROTFLMAO (rolling on the floor laughing my ass off)

I use it when a quick laugh is called for, but not quite LOL.

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-15 04:51pm

<LOL> Now we must get back on topic or to our PL levels which ever is more acceptable or convienet

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-15 04:51pm

We're not afraid of rabid Trekkies like TOWNMBS. We have the skills to kick their nuts into 1998, where they would have made some sense.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-15 04:56pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:We're not afraid of rabid Trekkies like TOWNMBS. We have the skills to kick their nuts into 1998, where they would have made some sense.

More like 1978.

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-15 05:01pm

Oh I need some paratice seriously................in the following

1. Timsult
2. Rabid Trekiee
3. Best Counter other than FS
4. General Counterattacks

Really just some basics because I'm new to posting