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Why I think we need to do TOWNMNBS drills

Posted: 2002-11-15 03:36pm
by Mike_6002
My idea from a classic ASVS news story:

http://www.skayhan.net/TOWNMNBS.htm

I think he will come back one day and well will not be prepared for him even if have defeated DarkStar we should still mantain a high level of TOWNMNBS alert because you never know when he will strike.........

Note: I would never impresonate TOWNMNBS ever because he is a worthless waste of matter that was fromed by an accident by his crippled Mom

Posted: 2002-11-15 03:49pm
by Grand Admiral Thrawn
My sword is quite sharpened...

Posted: 2002-11-15 03:51pm
by Mike_6002
But we always must be ready even if it's quiet a little to quiet.....

Rembember 9/11, Peral Harbour all surprise attacks, I will do my duty and be visualent to the best of my abilty and avoid the Timsults<TM>

Posted: 2002-11-15 04:07pm
by Hendrake
Bah. This board is strong. It has repelled attacks of rabid trekkies, creationists, donkey raping nazis, body building idiots, infantile brats, general nutcases and your garden-variety idiots.

As scary as TJ may seem, I don't think he is in the legue of idiocy displayed by some of our Hall of Shame regulars.

The Horsemen will protect us.

Posted: 2002-11-15 04:08pm
by SirNitram
TJ does not frighten me, for I have stared him in the face and mocked his arguments. My powers will be on hand in case of the unthinkable.

Posted: 2002-11-15 04:11pm
by Mike_6002
I put my faith in them but if all else fail I will take arms and crush him myself so I want shotgun on him if he does come let's hope that dosen't happen but never say never

Posted: 2002-11-15 04:15pm
by Kuja
Don't worry, for this assassin/mage will defend the board as long as his HADOKENs hold out.

Posted: 2002-11-15 04:17pm
by Mike_6002
So what your PL (DBZ style <keep it real> ughhh....) FMY

Posted: 2002-11-15 04:18pm
by Kuja
HMMM, tough call. I'd say as strong as Vegeta at SSJ1.

Posted: 2002-11-15 04:22pm
by Mike_6002
1.5*10^6 Nice (Me .00000000000000000000000000001)

Posted: 2002-11-15 04:31pm
by Hendrake
Of course, there is the option of torture. Lt. HIT-MAN style, since you seem to like him. A simple recipe, really... :twisted:





BLOOD AND GORE WARNING

First, we have to lock him up to a life substaining machine. We don't want him to leave us in the middle of the game, do we?

Get a red-hot knife and slash the tendons of hands and feet. Be careful not to pierce any major vein. Then, very carefully, practice a slight incision in the scrotum and insert a couple of live bugs. Seal the incision. Let him savor the experience for a few hours to a few days.

Insert a knife between the kneecap and rotula, then remove the kneecap. Fish in the hole thus practiced with a red-hot fishing hook. That should get his individed attention. At a time like this I suggest covering the whole lower part of his body in leechs.

Normally I would suggest something to do with eyes and ears, but here it is not practical due to the difficulties inherent in dislodging the head of the subject from the depths of his arse, so just get a syringe, fill it with burning oil and inject it in the kidneys while still hot.

It shold be enaugh to take care of him. Just in case, infect him with Primal Chaos and have fun watching his very cells eating him up from the inside.

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Posted: 2002-11-15 04:34pm
by Mike_6002
What is Primal Chaos?

Not the huges Sci-Fi fan just stick to the big 3, and a few minor

But nice LT. style my favourite way love his stories and his TGOD kills

Posted: 2002-11-15 04:35pm
by Kuja
Mike_6002 wrote:1.5*10^6 Nice (Me .00000000000000000000000000001)
Oh come on, I'm sure you're at least as stong as Radditz.

Posted: 2002-11-15 04:37pm
by Mike_6002
All alright 1200 will do but if really wanted to see my max strength is around Nappa during GT (17,000) or pushing it Dodoria (22,000)

Posted: 2002-11-15 04:39pm
by Kuja
Hey, Dodoria kicked some ass in his time. He even beat on Goku's father.

Posted: 2002-11-15 04:41pm
by Hendrake
Mike_6002 wrote:What is Primal Chaos?

Not the huges Sci-Fi fan just stick to the big 3, and a few minor

But nice LT. style my favourite way love his stories and his TGOD kills
Something out of Roger Zelazny's Amber series 8or better, this particular concept is out of the Amber RPG). It is what to a shapeshifter when he loses control of his cells and each one becomes a separate shapeshifing entity.

And thank. I'm a long time asvs lurker and I also like his stories.

Posted: 2002-11-15 04:41pm
by Mike_6002
I know but pink and fat <ugh...reminds me of a Hutt slightly less ugly just barely>

But me must get back on topic..............

Or we can just brag about our power levels

Posted: 2002-11-15 04:42pm
by Mike_6002
Thanks, nothing like insanity it is more fun than sanity...........<Hit head on wall several times> returning to normal

Posted: 2002-11-15 04:44pm
by Kuja
ROFL. You con't have to look like Dodo to be as strong as him.

Posted: 2002-11-15 04:46pm
by Mike_6002
ROLF Meaning please

My Internet termnology is limted

I would be greatful

Thx *_*

Posted: 2002-11-15 04:48pm
by Kuja
It's a short version of ROTFLMAO (rolling on the floor laughing my ass off)

I use it when a quick laugh is called for, but not quite LOL.

Posted: 2002-11-15 04:51pm
by Mike_6002
<LOL> Now we must get back on topic or to our PL levels which ever is more acceptable or convienet

Posted: 2002-11-15 04:51pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
We're not afraid of rabid Trekkies like TOWNMBS. We have the skills to kick their nuts into 1998, where they would have made some sense.

Posted: 2002-11-15 04:56pm
by Kuja
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:We're not afraid of rabid Trekkies like TOWNMBS. We have the skills to kick their nuts into 1998, where they would have made some sense.
More like 1978.

Posted: 2002-11-15 05:01pm
by Mike_6002
Oh I need some paratice seriously................in the following

1. Timsult
2. Rabid Trekiee
3. Best Counter other than FS
4. General Counterattacks

Really just some basics because I'm new to posting