Beware of religious fanatics...

[haas mark]

handing out pamphlets. That's what the pamphlets say. I do beware them. In fact, I even avoid them at all costs.

Another handout given to me today...

Eat Spaghetti and learn about Yoga, Vegetarianism, World Peace, Meditation

Yoga, I wouldn't mind.
I can't live without my red meat.
World peace is next to impossible (on the same shelf, in fact, IIRC)
Meditation I wouldn't mind.

I hate handouts.

[Mr Bean]

I love eating the heads of cholcate Bunnies near Vegans while saying loudly why if only this Bunny where a Real one Then Rip thier heads off lean back T-Rex style

Not good to due on a regular basies but amuseing from time to time

[Mike_6002]

There a load of BS I prefer my freedom, and I want to what I want, not what they want, damn fundies nuff' said

[Kuja]

When someone hands my a pamphlet, I say "Oh, you want me to throw this out for you? Sure thing."

They always look a little crestfallen at that.

[haas mark]

There a load of BS I prefer my freedom, and I want to what I want, not what they want, damn fundies nuff' said

Huh-what? THey're not telling anyone what to do. Its a free spaghetti dinner. But I get free food elsewhere; it's just a waste of time for me.

[Mike_6002]

They just scare me, not worth a free dinner

[Zaia]

handing out pamphlets. That's what the pamphlets say. I do beware them. In fact, I even avoid them at all costs.

Another handout given to me today...

Eat Spaghetti and learn about Yoga, Vegetarianism, World Peace, Meditation

Yoga, I wouldn't mind.
I can't live without my red meat.
World peace is next to impossible (on the same shelf, in fact, IIRC)
Meditation I wouldn't mind.

I hate handouts.

Ver, you TOTALLY missed the point of the second flyer. Spaghetti, hello! Everything else was just an excuse to have an Italian Dinner Night. Didn't you notice everyone handing out the pamphlets had thick accents, thicker mustaches, mobster clothes and was named either Mario or Luigi? Durrr.

[haas mark]

handing out pamphlets. That's what the pamphlets say. I do beware them. In fact, I even avoid them at all costs.

Another handout given to me today...

Eat Spaghetti and learn about Yoga, Vegetarianism, World Peace, Meditation

Yoga, I wouldn't mind.
I can't live without my red meat.
World peace is next to impossible (on the same shelf, in fact, IIRC)
Meditation I wouldn't mind.

I hate handouts.

Ver, you TOTALLY missed the point of the second flyer. Spaghetti, hello! Everything else was just an excuse to have an Italian Dinner Night. Didn't you notice everyone handing out the pamphlets had thick accents, thicker mustaches, mobster clothes and was named either Mario or Luigi? Durrr.

It was a thin woman.

[Zaia]

It was a thin woman.

Oh. Oh, well. For some reason, when I read your post, I thought of Super Mario Brothers, hence the moustaches and the names and the--I'll shut up now. *bats eyelashes*

[Kuja]

Oh. Oh, well. For some reason, when I read your post, I thought of Super Mario Brothers, hence the moustaches and the names and the--I'll shut up now. *bats eyelashes*

Big wrenches?

[haas mark]

It was a thin woman.

Oh. Oh, well. For some reason, when I read your post, I thought of Super Mario Brothers, hence the moustaches and the names and the--I'll shut up now. *bats eyelashes*

No, Iggy, other reasons....

[The Dark]

It was a thin woman.

Oh. Oh, well. For some reason, when I read your post, I thought of Super Mario Brothers, hence the moustaches and the names and the--I'll shut up now. *bats eyelashes*

No, Iggy, other reasons....

[haas mark]

Exactly.

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

Oh. Oh, well. For some reason, when I read your post, I thought of Super Mario Brothers, hence the moustaches and the names and the--I'll shut up now. *bats eyelashes*

No, Iggy, other reasons....

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

On the subject of pamphlets, I wonder what kind of pamphlets PETA will make next.

"When you eat red meat, you're eating sm!"
"Hitler ate red meat. Do you want ot be like ?"


"Save the bacteria!"
"When you wash your hands, you kill millions of inncoent virii. Have a heart: Don't wash your hands."


"Uncle Sam wants YOU to become a militant animal rights wacko!"


"This Thanksgiving, have a tofu cube!"
"Tofu turkey looks too much like real thing, and that's bad."

[Antediluvian]

handing out pamphlets. That's what the pamphlets say. I do beware them. In fact, I even avoid them at all costs.

Another handout given to me today...
Yoga, I wouldn't mind.
I can't live without my red meat.
World peace is next to impossible (on the same shelf, in fact, IIRC)
Meditation I wouldn't mind.

I hate handouts.

Ver, you TOTALLY missed the point of the second flyer. Spaghetti, hello! Everything else was just an excuse to have an Italian Dinner Night. Didn't you notice everyone handing out the pamphlets had thick accents, thicker mustaches, mobster clothes and was named either Mario or Luigi? Durrr.

It was a thin woman.

She's gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.