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handing out pamphlets. That's what the pamphlets say. I do beware them. In fact, I even avoid them at all costs.

Another handout given to me today...

The Handout wrote:Eat Spaghetti and learn about Yoga, Vegetarianism, World Peace, Meditation

Yoga, I wouldn't mind.
I can't live without my red meat.
World peace is next to impossible (on the same shelf, in fact, IIRC)
Meditation I wouldn't mind.

I hate handouts.

I love eating the heads of cholcate Bunnies near Vegans while saying loudly why if only this Bunny where a Real one Then Rip thier heads off lean back T-Rex style

Not good to due on a regular basies but amuseing from time to time

There a load of BS I prefer my freedom, and I want to what I want, not what they want, damn fundies nuff' said

When someone hands my a pamphlet, I say "Oh, you want me to throw this out for you? Sure thing."

They always look a little crestfallen at that.

Mike_6002 wrote:There a load of BS I prefer my freedom, and I want to what I want, not what they want, damn fundies nuff' said

Huh-what? THey're not telling anyone what to do. Its a free spaghetti dinner. But I get free food elsewhere; it's just a waste of time for me.

They just scare me, not worth a free dinner

verilon wrote:handing out pamphlets. That's what the pamphlets say. I do beware them. In fact, I even avoid them at all costs.

Another handout given to me today...

The Handout wrote:Eat Spaghetti and learn about Yoga, Vegetarianism, World Peace, Meditation

Yoga, I wouldn't mind.
I can't live without my red meat.
World peace is next to impossible (on the same shelf, in fact, IIRC)
Meditation I wouldn't mind.

I hate handouts.

Ver, you TOTALLY missed the point of the second flyer. Spaghetti, hello! Everything else was just an excuse to have an Italian Dinner Night. Didn't you notice everyone handing out the pamphlets had thick accents, thicker mustaches, mobster clothes and was named either Mario or Luigi? Durrr.

Zaia wrote:

verilon wrote:handing out pamphlets. That's what the pamphlets say. I do beware them. In fact, I even avoid them at all costs.

Another handout given to me today...

The Handout wrote:Eat Spaghetti and learn about Yoga, Vegetarianism, World Peace, Meditation

Yoga, I wouldn't mind.
I can't live without my red meat.
World peace is next to impossible (on the same shelf, in fact, IIRC)
Meditation I wouldn't mind.

I hate handouts.

Ver, you TOTALLY missed the point of the second flyer. Spaghetti, hello! Everything else was just an excuse to have an Italian Dinner Night. Didn't you notice everyone handing out the pamphlets had thick accents, thicker mustaches, mobster clothes and was named either Mario or Luigi? Durrr.

It was a thin woman.

verilon wrote:It was a thin woman.

Oh. Oh, well. For some reason, when I read your post, I thought of Super Mario Brothers, hence the moustaches and the names and the--I'll shut up now. *bats eyelashes*

Zaia wrote:Oh. Oh, well. For some reason, when I read your post, I thought of Super Mario Brothers, hence the moustaches and the names and the--I'll shut up now. *bats eyelashes*

Big wrenches?

Zaia wrote:

verilon wrote:It was a thin woman.

Oh. Oh, well. For some reason, when I read your post, I thought of Super Mario Brothers, hence the moustaches and the names and the--I'll shut up now. *bats eyelashes*

No, Iggy, other reasons....

verilon wrote:

Zaia wrote:

verilon wrote:It was a thin woman.

Oh. Oh, well. For some reason, when I read your post, I thought of Super Mario Brothers, hence the moustaches and the names and the--I'll shut up now. *bats eyelashes*

No, Iggy, other reasons....

The Dark wrote:

Exactly.

The Dark wrote:

verilon wrote:

Zaia wrote: Oh. Oh, well. For some reason, when I read your post, I thought of Super Mario Brothers, hence the moustaches and the names and the--I'll shut up now. *bats eyelashes*

No, Iggy, other reasons....

On the subject of pamphlets, I wonder what kind of pamphlets PETA will make next.

"When you eat red meat, you're eating sm!"
"Hitler ate red meat. Do you want ot be like ?"


"Save the bacteria!"
"When you wash your hands, you kill millions of inncoent virii. Have a heart: Don't wash your hands."


"Uncle Sam wants YOU to become a militant animal rights wacko!"


"This Thanksgiving, have a tofu cube!"
"Tofu turkey looks too much like real thing, and that's bad."

verilon wrote:

Zaia wrote:

verilon wrote:handing out pamphlets. That's what the pamphlets say. I do beware them. In fact, I even avoid them at all costs.

Another handout given to me today...
Yoga, I wouldn't mind.
I can't live without my red meat.
World peace is next to impossible (on the same shelf, in fact, IIRC)
Meditation I wouldn't mind.

I hate handouts.

Ver, you TOTALLY missed the point of the second flyer. Spaghetti, hello! Everything else was just an excuse to have an Italian Dinner Night. Didn't you notice everyone handing out the pamphlets had thick accents, thicker mustaches, mobster clothes and was named either Mario or Luigi? Durrr.

It was a thin woman.

She's gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.