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Idiot wars, round 1.

Posted: 2002-11-15 09:08pm
by fgalkin
Suppose three trols get into a debate.

dorkStar says that atheis rulez and all of society must be modelled after Star Trek.

A fundie moron (JK, perhaps?) argues that ST comes from the devil and must be stopped.

Arm-in-ass says that Christianity is a Jewish religion, and is inferior.

Who wins the debate?

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Posted: 2002-11-15 09:09pm
by haas mark
As much as anyone would hat eto admit it, Darkstar, simply because the Fundie's head would explode by the lengthy arguments made.

Posted: 2002-11-15 09:09pm
by Mike_6002
Anyone can beat DarkStar and must even if a fundie........it the lesser of the evils

Posted: 2002-11-15 09:10pm
by haas mark
Anyone could beat Arm-in-the-ass....

Posted: 2002-11-15 09:11pm
by Mike_6002
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: DarkStar must lose.....DarkStar must lose TOWNMNBS Must Die Slowly

Posted: 2002-11-15 09:13pm
by Grand Admiral Thrawn
Dark Star. Fundies collapse quite quickly under pressure. Arm-in-ass can't debate. The Wall of Ignorance™ wins again.

Posted: 2002-11-15 09:26pm
by Sea Skimmer
Arm-in-ass would turn it violent promptly and all would be obliterated when he breaches Darkstars anti logic containment vessel by smashing his skull with a baseball bat. That assumes face to face of course.

An Internet debate would result in a Darkstar "victory"

Posted: 2002-11-15 09:29pm
by Nova Andromeda
--If anyone can win it would be Darkstar since his wall of ignorance is at least an order of magnitude more powerful than all the fundie tricks combined. However, if you ask me I think through their idiocy they would all decide that there was never a disagreement to begin with (after several books worth of exchanges of course).

Posted: 2002-11-15 09:41pm
by Cal Wright
Yeah, what he said.

Posted: 2002-11-15 09:56pm
by Kuja
Darkstar.

Posted: 2002-11-15 10:14pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
I'd say DarkStar. He has the strongest wall of ignorance, and his long-winded arguments would cause the other 2 to lose both their brain cells.

Posted: 2002-11-15 10:17pm
by fgalkin
What about JK. he ignores pots, labels everyone a commie and a hate-monger, and claims that muslim terrorists are atheists. :shock:

Have a very nic day.
-fgalkin

Posted: 2002-11-15 10:18pm
by Kuja
We haven't had him here, though.

And that is not an invitation, impulsive one.

Posted: 2002-11-15 11:07pm
by fgalkin
IG-88E wrote:We haven't had him here, though.

And that is not an invitation, impulsive one.
If we let him in, even my powers of FLAME would not be sufficient to stop him. He is truly scary. :shock:

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Posted: 2002-11-15 11:10pm
by Wicked Pilot
Let them argue in a really deep hole where none of us have to listen to them.

Re: Idiot wars, round 1.

Posted: 2002-11-15 11:17pm
by Next of Kin
fgalkin wrote:Suppose three trols get into a debate.

dorkStar says that atheis rulez and all of society must be modelled after Star Trek.

A fundie moron (JK, perhaps?) argues that ST comes from the devil and must be stopped.

Arm-in-ass says that Christianity is a Jewish religion, and is inferior.

Who wins the debate?

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Wow, a whole bunch of people that drain the earth of its precious oxygen all in the same room!?! This scenario has to be straight out of Dante's Inferno...

Re: Idiot wars, round 1.

Posted: 2002-11-15 11:18pm
by haas mark
Next of Kin wrote:
fgalkin wrote:Suppose three trols get into a debate.

dorkStar says that atheis rulez and all of society must be modelled after Star Trek.

A fundie moron (JK, perhaps?) argues that ST comes from the devil and must be stopped.

Arm-in-ass says that Christianity is a Jewish religion, and is inferior.

Who wins the debate?

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Wow, a whole bunch of people that drain the earth of its precious oxygen all in the same room!?! This scenario has to be straight out of Dante's Inferno...
Nah, that's insulting to Dante. Maybe a Sartre-like thing would be better...three people in one room!

Posted: 2002-11-16 04:28pm
by fgalkin
*bump*

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Re: Idiot wars, round 1.

Posted: 2002-11-16 04:55pm
by Stormbringer
Next of Kin wrote:
fgalkin wrote:Suppose three trols get into a debate.

dorkStar says that atheis rulez and all of society must be modelled after Star Trek.

A fundie moron (JK, perhaps?) argues that ST comes from the devil and must be stopped.

Arm-in-ass says that Christianity is a Jewish religion, and is inferior.

Who wins the debate?

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Wow, a whole bunch of people that drain the earth of its precious oxygen all in the same room!?! This scenario has to be straight out of Dante's Inferno...
That's crueler than anything Dante dreamed that's for sure.

Posted: 2002-11-16 05:07pm
by punkgothhippie
I would have to say that arm-in-ass would win. Based on the fact that They would kill the other two, but soon after realizing they caused the other two's death that person would kill himself :twisted:

Re: Idiot wars, round 1.

Posted: 2002-11-16 06:04pm
by haas mark
Stormbringer wrote:
Next of Kin wrote:
fgalkin wrote:Suppose three trols get into a debate.

dorkStar says that atheis rulez and all of society must be modelled after Star Trek.

A fundie moron (JK, perhaps?) argues that ST comes from the devil and must be stopped.

Arm-in-ass says that Christianity is a Jewish religion, and is inferior.

Who wins the debate?

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Wow, a whole bunch of people that drain the earth of its precious oxygen all in the same room!?! This scenario has to be straight out of Dante's Inferno...
That's crueler than anything Dante dreamed that's for sure.
Hence, my Sartre suggestion. ;) :P

Re: Idiot wars, round 1.

Posted: 2002-11-16 06:14pm
by Kuja
verilon wrote:Hence, my Sartre suggestion. ;) :P
Hehe.NO EXITfor these bastards. :twisted:

Posted: 2002-11-16 06:15pm
by fgalkin
could we please get back to debating who will win now. Thank you very much.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Re: Idiot wars, round 1.

Posted: 2002-11-16 06:15pm
by haas mark
IG-88E wrote:
verilon wrote:Hence, my Sartre suggestion. ;) :P
Hehe.NO EXITfor these bastards. :twisted:
EXACTLY!!! In fact, my banner on my cell phone says "No Exit." :twisted: Sometimes I wonder whether I am more evil than I think I am....

Re: Idiot wars, round 1.

Posted: 2002-11-16 06:27pm
by neoolong
verilon wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:
Next of Kin wrote: Wow, a whole bunch of people that drain the earth of its precious oxygen all in the same room!?! This scenario has to be straight out of Dante's Inferno...
That's crueler than anything Dante dreamed that's for sure.
Hence, my Sartre suggestion. ;) :P
I thought hell was supposed to be being trapped with friends. This would just be pure insanity and evil.